6B the university daily kansan entertainment wednesday, april 14, 2004 Because personal safety comes first... April 17,2004 from 1-4 p.m. Room 112 & 113 Student Recreation and Fitness Center Self Defense for Women Space is limited! Register early by calling Emily Taylor Women's Resource Center 864.3552 by April 15, 2004 This is a FREE event ($5.00 for faculty/staff) sponsored and endorsed by the following campus departments: Sexual Assault Prevention and Education Program Emily Taylor Women's Resource Center Student Health Services at Watkins Memorial Health Center KU Public Safety Office The Department of Student Housing Darla Khazei/KRT Department of Human Resources and Equal Opportunity Student Senate Campus Safety Advisory Board Legal Services for Students GaDuGi SafeCenter (RVSS) Women's Transitional Care Services Working Against Violence Everywhere Donald Trump arrived at the Gotham Magazine anniversary party at Gotham Hall in New York City on Feb. 5, 2004. Trump called frontman Some mock 'Apprentice' host for producing pomp over business The Associated Press NEW YORK — At the end of the live, two-hour finale of The Apprentice, who will have made the most of his huge, pitfalls-plagued assignment? Who will hear Trump's dread words, "You're fired"? And who will get the grand prize: the $250,000 "dream job of a lifetime" running something or other for Trump for a year? The Apprentice comes at a curious time. The image of business has been tarred, and thousands of Americans hurt, by scandals at such corporations as Enron and Tyco, where greed and excess reigned. Prosecutions are ongoing. Victims' wounds are fresh. But The Apprentice, while promoting greed and excess, isn't really about business. It's just set there. It's a boardroom game show crossed with Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, with Trump the embodiment of "champagne wishes and caviar dreams" for viewers and contestants alike. On The Apprentice Trump introduces his Trump Tower apartment as "the nicest in New York City" in "one of the great buildings of the world." And Trump Tower is only a tiny piece of the $6 billion-plus fortune Trump boasts of (though Forbes magazine puts it at $2.5 billion), just one of the many holdings he says make him New York City's biggest real estate developer (a claim others dispute). Trump's casinos are struggling, which led one financial analyst to tell CBS that if Trump were a contestant on his show, he would have to fire himself. Indeed, some observers have long described Trump "more as a front man who, for a cut of the action, lends his name to projects backed and managed by others," to quote a recent Time magazine article. ization. But there's no disputing that he stays busy hawking his brand. Trump disputes that character- "This is called luxury, this is Trump luxury," says Trump, giving his contenders a peek at a penthouse apartment atop another of his Trump-tagged properties. "One of the most luxurious buildings in the world ... You see why Trump is Trump." LIBERTY HALL 644 Maes 749-1912 ETERNAL SUNSHINE...(p) 4:30 7:00 9:30 GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING 4:40 7:10 9:40 (p10-13) Need one last course? Enroll anytime! KU INDEPENDENT STUDY offers more than 160 online and print courses BARTONline ENROLL ONLINE www.kuce.org/isc Call 864-KUCE (5823) Or visit the Continuing Education Building 1515 St. Andrews Drive Having trouble getting your class schedule to work? Dropped a class? We need to add a class? Barton County Community College offers online college courses. We offer both 9-week and 17-week sessions. General education courses transfer to Kansas Regents schools. Find our schedule online! www.bartonline.org Now what? 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Come to a committee meeting this Tuesday to find out more! monday Will on the Hill Begins 7pm Come watch Romeo and Juliet tuesday An Evening with Patty Jenkins 8pm WWA Monster director, Patty Jenkins, will speak, followed by a screening of Monster. Tickets $10 KUID, $15 nonKUID Elementary Art All Day All Day in the Kansas Union Religious Forum 7pm A forum on religion, spirituality and faith SUA Committee Meetings 5; 6, & 7pm Governor's Room. International Room, Alcove D event locations **Watch for notifications E-mail at the Hawk Shop, Level 4.** Karaus Prima or here with an SUA Movie Card. Questions about other SUA events? Check out another card or call the SUA House at the 512. 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