tuesday, April 13,2004
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the university daily kansan 11A
DAMAGED CIRCUS BY GREG GRIESENAUER
I.O. CARES BY PAUL WHITTEMORE
Today's Birthday (April 13).
HOROSCOPES
If you're so smart, why ain't you rich? This year, you'll have the aptitude to vastly increase the amount of cash you're earning. Focus your attention on making more money.
Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is an 8.
All of a sudden you find it much harder to keep your opinions inside. A word of caution: You'll be more successful solving old problems than working on new ones.
Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 5.
For the next few weeks, you may feel that you're under more pressure. This will help you concentrate and achieve what you're after.
Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 9.
All of a sudden everything looks possible, and it might be. Launch new projects now, and write down the dreams you want to accomplish. You're hot!
Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 5.
If you concentrate on your
finances now,you're liable to discover an obligation you forgot about. Better to find it now than later.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is an 8.
Others play an important role in your life, especially now. Listen to a spiritual intellectual and a warrior philosopher.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 5.
Concentrate on your work. There'll be a lot more of it coming in. Get a good routine in place so that you can crank it out effortlessly.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 10.
You're suave and intellectual—a real charmer, no doubt about that. And it looks as if you may have attracted a person who'll demand your full attention. Oh well, could be fun.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 5.
Your mind is on how to do your job more efficiently, and that's good. You certainly don't want to do it less efficiently, do you? Of
course not! Study.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8.
Finding something interesting is a treasure beyond compare. You should be entering one of those phases of your life now. Keep digging.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 5.
There'll soon be more money coming in,but you may find yourself exhausted. Delegate some of the work,and get some well deserved rest.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18). Today is a 9.
Are you always right, or is it your self-confidence that makes it seem that way? No point arguing with success. Accept the compliments cheerfully.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 5.
You can make quite a bit of money, and hold onto it, if you try. Do your homework and turn a fantasy into marketable product.
TODAY'S PUZZLE
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Dirt
6 Eye part
10 Bite and bite
14 Wall recess
15 Observe with care
16 Rake
17 Brains
19 Seaweed or pond scum
20 Word after going or flat
21 Confused states
23 Adversary
27 Karl or Moses
28 African nation
29 AMA members
31 Handrail post
32 Worn away
35 Desert stopover
37 Court divider
38 Political exile
40 Baseball stat
43 Wealthy one
44 "Java" trumpeter
46 Goes it alone
49 Sandwich letters
51 Fuel cartel letters
52 Brand new
54 Some canines
57 Moreover
59 Hunk of dirt
60 Parasitic arachnid
61 Luxurious condition
66 Caesar's unlucky day
67 Vegas rival
68 Goodman's musical style
69 Tangy
70 Islands off Galway
71 Beginning
DOWN
1 H.S. subj.
2 Broadcast
3 Media bus, grp.
4 Gland in front of the trachea
5 Virile guy
6 Have in mind
7 Decompose
8 Agenda topic
9 Blood part
10 Supports protectively
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 40 41 42
37 38 39 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65
66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85
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11 Like a meaningless victory
12 Oregon city
13 Sneaky type
18 Had dinner
22 Webster or Boone
23 Prophetic sign
24 Peel
25 Storyline
26 Source of difficulty
30 Droop
33 Rubbed out
34 53D casually
34 Caspian or Adriatic
39 Watch pocket
40 Mature
41 Author Harte
42 Restless desire
43 Queen of the busybodies
45 Square dance
46 Yield to the will of another
Yesterday's solutions
47 New York city
48 Sheen
50 Business
magnate
53 Winger of the
movies
55 Hobbit ally
56 Body's trunk
58 Crystal gazer
62 O.J. trial letters
63 Bro's sibling
64 Wind dir.
65 Cpl.'s superior
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