monday, april 12, 2004
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the university daily kansan 5E
5B
PAUL BY BILLY O'KEEFE
PSSH, like a GIRL LIKE THAT
WOULD GO FOR A GUY LIKE ME.
IVE MATURED, AND SO THICKENS THE PLOT!
NO NEED, THANKS TO YOU.
CAPTAIN RIBMAN BY SPRENGELMEYER&DAVIS
HOROSCOPES
v's Birthday (April 12).
Today's Birthday (April 12).
You're being tested to see how well you can take orders. This is not an easy assignment, but stick it out. You'll be rewarded by stepping up to a new and fascinating level this year.
Aries (March 21-April 19).
Today is a 6. A strong authority figure can be annoying at times. Don't complain. This is part of the training that will bring out your leadership skills.
Taurus (April 20-May 20).
Gemini (Mav 21-June 21).
Today is a 6. Don't accept the first offer you get. You'll find a better one. Stick to the rules you've set, and others just might comply to your terms. If they don't, wait for someone who will.
Cancer (June 22-July 22).
Today is a 6. You're up against a formidable opponent, no doubt about that. You're not alone, however. With a partner, you'll be much stronger. Don't give up.
Leo (July 23-Aug.22).
Today is a 7. Abundance can be yours. You may have thought you'd win a big bet, or inherit a lot of cash. But this time, you get to work for it.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Today is 7.Don't worry about small differences of opinion. You can work those out. Look at a barrier as a motivating challenge.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22).
Today is an 8. Don't let a disagreement about a domestic matter ruin your day. Help improve your partner's mood, perhaps with some gentle music. Changing the subject works, too.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21).
Today is a 5. Learning through trial and error is not your favorite way to do things.
You'd rather follow a well-thought-out plan. Maybe next time.
utarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 6. Proceed with caution for a while. Mistakes could be expensive. You need to be happy, but you also need to be practical.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Today is a 6. Once you've handled this latest matter, you should be able to turn your hard work into good fortune. Meanwhile, heed your coach's advice.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18).
Today is a 7. You're about to emerge from your pensive phase, re-energized and enthusiastic. Partly you'vefigured out the problem, and partly you're getting luckier. Whatever works.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
today is a 6. A thoughtful analysis of your situation is required. Don't abandon your faith or your dreams, but do be a little more objective now.
Crossword
TODAY'S PUZZLE
ACROSS
1 Savory jelly
6 Turner and Williams
6 Turner and Williams
10 Hankering
14 Infamous hotelier Helmsley
15 Potpourri
16 Bangkok guy
17 Calm
18 Half a dash?
19 Goffer Ernie
22 __ Wednesday
23 Carmine or crimson
24 Up to date
30 Wet soil
31 Evans and Earnhardt
32 Legumes with oily seeds
35 Stat for Randy Johnson
36 Elm or oak
37 Foul odor
38 Upper limb
39 Fell
40 Mama __!
41 Pierre's here
42 Plant again
44 __ the line (obeyed)
45 Church sister
46 Show surprise
47 Letter-lady White
48 Half a fly
49 Brunch favorites
52 Blackjack
54 And also not
55 Eurasian viper
56 Grind to dust
60 Com resident
64 Territory
65 Snow ride
66 Raring to go
67 Ship's pole
68 Checks out
69 Slumgullion and goulash
DOWN
1 Sharpton and Gore
2 Matched outfit
3 Food from taro
4 Mooring basin
5 Exercised authority
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6 Male turkey
7 Samuel's mentor
8 Manoff and
Shore
9 Drunkard
10 Lesley Gore song, "___ My Party"
11 Malachi's ordinar rank
12 Pet canary's digs
13 Posterior
19 Large white flowers
21 Flew high
24 Vilifies
25 Gunner's enclosure
26 Male features
27 Jetted
28 Driving spot
29 Caviar
33 Place blame
34 Polishes
37 Brown pigment
40 "__ Lisa"
43 Drop the ball
44 Bit
Solutions
47 In truth
50 Scandinavian
51 Jack of the nursery rhyme
52 PC junk mail
53 Charismatic glow
57 Brewer's tub
58 26th letter
59 Ames and
Asner
61 I.D. into
62 Just out
63 Tax agency.
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"Great Expectations Alumni Panel
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