Elizabeth Blasco and Chris Tackett
(Advice like Grammar used to give)
I had a one-night stand last weekend, and it was awesome. The guy was great in bed, and we had a great time. We even ate cereal together the next morning. Well, I called him to see if he wanted to go out again and realized he gave me a fake number! Is that normal?
Jackie, Senior
Chris: If by "normal" you mean "the coolest thing I've ever heard" than yeah, it's pretty normal.
Elizabeth: Chris! Shame on you! That's definitely not the coolest thing that I've ever heard. Take the experience as a learning lesson so that you don't set yourself up in the same predicament again.
My boyfriend has been acting really strange recently and I think he's sleeping around. How can I know for sure?
Liz, Sophomore
Chris: Has he recently wanted to have sex with you less often? If so, he's probably worn out from banging your best friend.
Elizabeth: Chris, that's horrendous. Just ask him point-blank and see what he says. Then you'll be able tell what's going on with him. If you are suspicious, make sure that you aren't just being paranoid. Really try to look at the reasons why you feel that way. It's never healthy to distrust someone solely based upon your unfounded suspicion. On the other hand, if he is cheating, you deserve to know the truth.
There's this girl I've wanted to ask out for a while. What's a cool first date?
— Jake, Freshman
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Chris: You don't want to do anything too formal at first, so try to get her friends to meet your friends at the bar. She'll like it because her friends will be able to size you up. And if her friends like you, you're money. So don't ruin your chances by getting obliterated. But be yourself and buy a few rounds of shots so they'll see how fun you are. Basically get everyone wasted.
HERISEN
Elizabeth: You might want to ask her what she wants to do and then just take it from there. Then pay attention to what she says she likes and plan accordingly.
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