Elizabeth Blasco and Chris Tackett
[Dear Abby got nothing on us]
A lot of my friends have fake IDs and I'm thinking about getting one. Should I?
Steven, Freshman
Elizabeth: Perhaps you should contact Legal Services (864-5665) and ask what the potential risks are.
Chris: I got my first fake ID when I was a sophomore - in high school. And look at me, I'm kickass.
My girlfriend wants me to shave ALL of my pubic hair. Should I do it, or just trim?
Mike, Junior
Chris: Your girlfriend probably got crabs while she was cheating on you and doesn't want to give them to you. I'd shave it all off, sleep with her a few more times and dump her.
Elizabeth: Normally I would say to just trim, but since she wants it shaved give it to her. If you give her one of her fantasies, she'll owe you one of yours. And if she ends up not liking it, remember it'll grow back.
I was surprised to hear that some of my friends have had anal sex. I think it's gross. Am I a prude or what?
Rachel, Senior
Elizabeth: Even the thought of anal sex grosses me out too! If you aren't comfortable with the idea, it's okay. And you're not a prude for thinking it's gross.
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Chris: You're not a prude for thinking it's gross., but it is something your friends enjoy. I can't speak from first-hand experience, but I think hetero people do anal to add spice to their relationship. And it seems to be popular with the gay guys. So maybe you should try to expand your horizons.
Maundy Thursday Service 6:00 PM
Thursday, April 1
Agape Meal in the Parish Hall 7:00 PM
Palm Sunday, April 4 Services at 8:00 AM and 10:30 AM Nursery opens at 9:00 AM
Friday, April 9
The Great Vigil of Easter 7:00pm
Good Friday Liturgy 7:00 PM
Stations of the Cross at Noon
Easter Sunday, April 11
Services at 8:00 AM and 10:30 AM Nursery opens at 9:00 AM
Saturday, April 10
Easter Egg Hunt on the lawn following the 10:30 AM service
TRINITY EPISCOPAL CHURCH
843-6166 1011 Vermont
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THURS
APRIL 1 SUGARCULT / LETTER KILLS (4pm
All Ages)
SAT.
APRIL 3 REVEREND HORTON HEAT / TROCKSTOP HONEYMOON
COMING SOON AT
THE BOTTLENECK
737 NEW HAMPSHIRE / LAWRENCE, KS
SUN.
APRIL 4 CURSED / BREATHER RESIST (9pm
All Ages)
SUN APRIL 4 DAN POTTHAST of MU330 4pm All Ages
SUN. APRIL 4 CURSED / BREATHER RESIST (All Ages)
MON.
APRIL 5 UNDERWATER/SALT THE EARTH (All Ages)
TUES.
APRIL 6 CAPITOL YEARS / CONNER (All Ages)
WED.
APRIL 7 BOCKMANS'S EUPHIO / SPEAKEASY
SAT.
APRIL 10 BAND THAT SAVED THE WORLD / BIG METAL ROOSTER
MON.
APRIL 12 [ MISERY SIGNALS 4pm
GIVEN WITH HONOR All Ages]
CUTTHROATS 9
WED. APRIL 14 [ LUBRICATED GOAT
(All Ages)
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