UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Tuesday, April 16, 1996 5B Dilbert By Scott Adams ALICE, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING EIGHTEEN HOURS A DAY. I REALIZED I MUST ADD A PERSON TO THE EFFORT. S. Adams E-mail: BCOTTA SO I HIRED A NIGHT SHIFT MANAGER. AFTER I GO HOME AT FIVE O'CLOCK HELL TAKE OVER AND ASK WHY YOU'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE I LIKE MY STATUS REPORTS RENDERED IN 3-D, BUT DONT SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON IT. It bears repeating! All-stars to shine World Cup Hockey contest to feature who's who of NHL greats including Gretzky, Lindros The Associated Press NEW YORK — The first World Cup of Hockey will showcase the world's greatest players on their national teams — including Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux for Canada, Brett Hull for the United States, Sergei Federov for Russia and Jaromir Jagr for the Czech Republic. The World Cup, which replaces the Canada Cup, will be played Aug. 26 to Sept. 14, with a best-of-three championship round to be held in Philadelphia and Montreal. It will be an all-star game with higher stakes. Lemieux of the Penguins and Gretzky of the Blues head the Canadian team, which also includes such veteran stars as Mark Messier of the Rangers and younger stars like Eric Lindros of the Flyers and Paul Kariya of the Mighty Ducks. The U.S. team includes Hull of the Blues, Pat LaFontaine of the Sabres and Jeremy Roenick of the Blackhawks up front; three of the game's best goalies in John Vanbiesbrouck of the Panthers, Mike Richter of the Rangers and Jim Carey of the Capitals, and an all-star defense corps that includes Chris Chelios and Gary Suter of the Blackhawks and Brian Leetch of the Rangers. The Russian team will have Wayne Gretzky 20 NHL players, including such familiar names as Fedorov of the Red Wings; Alexander Mogilny and Pavel Bure of the Canucks, Viaschalev fetsosf of the Red Wings and Alexei Yashin of the Senators. And goaltender Dominik Hasek of the Sabres, along with two high-scoring Penguins — Jagr and Petr Nedved — head the Czech squad. Among the other NHL stars in the tournament Esa Tikkanen, Jari Kuri and Teemu Selanne of Finland; Petr Bondra and Zigmund Palfy of Slovakia; and Niklas Lidstrom, Ulf Samuelsson, Mikael Renberg and Peter Forsberg of Sweden. SUBLEASE GUIDE Summer Sublease Female roommate wanted for 2 bedroom apt, W/D, A/C, 2 blocks from campus. $225/mo. + 1/2 utilities Call 749-2754 CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!! Summer Sublease 1314 Kentucky 86 3 bedroom, 2 bath apt. Fully furnished if needed, walking distance to campus and downtown. May rent paid, available mid-May. $639/month Neg. Call 838-9123 PRE-LEASING FOR AUGUST 1, 1986 1 Bedroom & 2 BEDROOM APTS. 841-1-4935 Laundry facilities. One BR apartment available May 20. Two month summer sublease, option for school yr. AC, Pool & Spa, VB & BB courts $355 $81-2134 5627 Eire Road COLLEGE HILL CONSUMERINES 3 BV/H 483-1000 w/ W/D, separate dining room, private bar or palcho 841-4935 Orchard Corners 15th & Kasold • 749-4226 Walk to Yacht Club and Louise's West! Tanglewood 10th & Arkansas • 749-2415 Two bedroom Summer Sublease at 6th & Michigan. Washer/dryer, dw, microwave, a/c, patio. $506 per month, water paid. Avail mid-May or June 1. 841-5896. Campus Place 1145 Louisiana 841-1429 MASTERCRAFT Next to Campus. Private entrance, garage, eat in kitchen, large living rooms/studio, private bath, washer/dryer, Available May or August lease, references required. Air conditioning. Call Chad 832-2754 OPEN HOUSE Furnished Apartment Homes - Mon-Fri 9 am-5 pm ·Saturday 10 am-4 pm ·Sunday 1 pm-4 pm Studio,1,2,3,&4 Bedrooms &Townhomes CLOSE TO CAMPUS Sundance 7th & Florida • 841-5255 Regents Court 19th & Mass •749-0445 Hanover Place 14th & Mass • 841-1212 AFFORDABLE PRICE QUALITY SERVICE - Custom Furnishings - Designed for Privacy - Locally Owned - Many Built-ins - Energy Efficient - Private Parking - Locally Managed - Close to Campus - *Laundry Facilities* - Affordable Rates - Microwaves* - *Pool* - Central A/C - *Washer / Dryers * - On Site Managers* - Close to Shopping *available some locations 3 males needed summ. sublease, 5 mines from campus/ bars on Tennessee St. Spacious kitchen/living rm, W/D, maid svc, 1/2 bath, $260/ mo. Cell 838-4783 1 bedroom apartment in renovated older house 14th & Connecticut $290/mo 841-9791 4 bedroom house, 2 bath. Available June 1 to August 1, summer sublease. $240 a month, per person. AC, W/D, no pets. Good location, walk to campus. Call 749- 9664 or leave message. Shannon Plaza Townhomes Three bedroom townhomes, 1400 square feet, 2 full baths, one has whirlpool tub, one car garage with electric door opener, woodburning fireplace, extra storage, washer & dryer hookups and full sized Kenmore appliances in the kitchen, only $750.00 per month, 6 or 12 month leases available. Small pet okay with deposit and small monthly fee. Pre leasing for fall 1996: Shown by appointment. Don't miss your opportunity to live in the best neighborhood. 2100 Heatherwood Drive A6 Lawrence, Kansas (913) 841-7726 CALL TODAY! Spacious 2 BR with washers & dryers, CA, on bus route (No pets) $420 FOR FALL 841-5797 Furnished 4 bedroom/2 bath available mid-ridle, data negotiable, close to campus and Maaes. Street. $195 + stillness/person, rent negotiable Call 835-4538 SUMMER SUBLEASE. 2 rooms avail. in a spacious beautiful 3 bedroom apt. Wood floors, stained glass windows. 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Spacious, comfortable Call 843-7333 or come by 2500 W.6th shopping- Resident manage - 2 Bedroom •C/A •Laundry •$395 Equal Housing Opportunity Great Location to KU Check out Trailridge Great Studios $355-365/mo. 1, 2, & 3 bedroom apartments $440-555/mo. 2-4 bedroom townhouses $575-935/mo. FOR FALL 841-5797 (No pets) 946 INDIANA Check out Kansan Classifieds. They Work! Call 864-4358 for details Summer Sublease available May 21, May paid for 3 bedroom, $600 + util. A/C, laundry facilities, Pets allowed Bradford Square, call for details after 6 842-8341 Check out Trailridge! CAMPUS LOCATIONS STILL AVAILABLE FOR AUGUST! 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