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Friday, April 12, 1996
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Horoscopes
Today's Birthday (April 12). A group effort will succeed this year. Base action on experience in April. Do the homework to save in May. True love appears in June, but wait until August or next February to get married. Follow a beautiful person's lead in October. Drop a bad habit in December, then finish something you promised. Accept a career advance in January and make a commitment in February. Your team can make it all the way to the top
By Linda C. Black
Rating System: 10 is the easiest day, 0 is the most challenging.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is a 9 — A meeting this morning is very productive.
Push the others to act on something they've thought about long enough. You and a friend are great together at a party later tonight. You spur each other to new heights of absurdity.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is a 4 — You'll learn interesting things today, if you ask the right questions, you can trust an opinionated person to tell the truth. Your boss's latest scheme may be unnecessarily cumbersome. Point out an obvious flaw.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Today is a 10 — Continue to push forward with great fervor.
Begin everything you've been thinking about, including an exercise program. It's also a
good time to get engaged, married or take off on your honeymoon. Go for it!
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Today is a 5 — Your brother, sister, or neighbor is under a great deal of pressure. Call and give support. Then finish what you started yesterday. If you need a loan, apply for one now. If not, lend at a good rate instead.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 9 — A friend can help you choose the perfect course of action. If you're not sure, consult the one who loves you best. You'll do well in competition today. Don't leave loose ends dragging; complete each task as you go along.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is a 3 — grin and bear it again today. The work load's intense, and a boss may seem unappreciative. That's not true, by the way. You're making an excellent impression on a person in authority. Tonight, relax in a hot tub.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Today is a 10 — Your luck holds! This is an excellent time for a commitment. If you're getting married, congratulations! You couldn't have picked a better day for it. Tonight works, too. Don't flirt, though. Only say it if you mean it.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Today is a 4 — Life is still a struggle, but not much longer.
You're not dying; conditions are changing. If you and your roommate can reach a deadline, OK.
If not, stall. You'll be in a stronger position tomorrow.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.
21) Today is a 9 — Launch an educational program today.
Take a class or buy a book. Read the tutorial on your latest computer program. Learning is fun today. Don't waste this opportunity on trivia; use it to qualify for a raise.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5 — This is a great day to begin an ad campaign. If you need cash, sell an old household item. You might even sell the house itself, if that's what you want to do. A flirtation with a co-worker is fun, but could get expensive.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a 10 — Your lucky streak continues. Don't put off anything until tomorrow that you can do right now. Trust your hunches and act quickly; you don't have a moment to lose. This window of opportunity will shut soon.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is a 4 — You can hold out for one more day. Just take the tasks one at a time. Don't let somebody else's emergency toss you into a dither. Don't go shopping, either. You're apt to spend more than you have on silly things.
Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment purposes only.
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Rowers hope for stroke of luck
Kansan staff report
The Jayhawks struggled in their dual with the Hawkeyes as they lost all four races that were run on Sunday.
The Kansas women's rowing team will try to rebound from a tough Iowa Cup regatta last weekend at the Great Plains Rowing championships in Toneka today and tomorrow.
Kansas women's rowing coach Rob Catloth said he wasn't pleased with the results against Iowa, but the team had a strong week of practice.
"I'm looking forward to see what happens," Catloth said. "We didn't compete the way we wanted to last weekend, but I think that was mostly due to
some mental mistakes."
The Great Plains championships will be held on Lake Shawnee and will play host to both varsity and club level competition. It is the 12th year that the regatta has been held in Topeka.
Catloth said there will be schools from all across the Midwest in Topeka this weekend, including Minnesota and Texas.
"A big field makes things that much tougher," Catloth said. "You have to go through all the heats just to make it to the finals."
Kansas will be competing in 11 events at the varsity and club levels. Heats will be run today and the finals for each event will be tomorrow.
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The University Theatre *Anditions* for Kauaerass Summer Theatre and fall KU Theatre for Young People: April 13 and 14, Murphy Hall. Audition Sign up: noon-4 p.m. Friday, April 12, Murphy Hall Lobby. Productions to be cast: John C. Kohler and Michael Shakespeare Company's "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abiried);" and "Hush: An Interview With America by James Still. Auditioners have two minutes to perform two monologues one working with a guest actor and another technician also needed for summer; applications available from The University Theatre, 317 Murphy Hall.
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205 Help Wanted
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Now binging on the TV and video instruction insturctors. Contact Mike Wolf at 4120 Clinton Parkway.
205 Help Wanted
Artist's model needed (female) for ongoing work Call Dick Bector for detail/interview.
LIFEGUARDS WEDDEN for neighborhood pool in park, 15-20 hourly week, plus swimming lessons.
EARN GREAT MONEY and valuable sales & marketing experience. Memmilink is coming to UIC. We need a highly motivated individual to help us coordinate our project. Call David at (800) 635-6645 for more info.
Drivers, Packers, Helpers needed in the Kansas City Area. W训 Train, no experience necessary. FRYWAG-NUTBURED VAN LINES. Call Darin Baldwin 1-800-3049-0497. ext. 255
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Interested in working at a pool this summer in KC? Woodside, located just west of the country club pizza, is looking for an assistant manager and lifeguards. For more information call 913-811-0034.
Person wanted to work with my seven year old boy with autism. Must have experience in applied behavior analysis, and/or special education.
Wanted: part-time babyisher in my home for summer
school. Water safety knowledge preferred. Call 740-1825
for details.
Full time summer nanny. Must be experienced child care giver. Have own car and be available part time in Spring and next year. Send references, schedule and resume to: Lawrence K 60453, Daily Kansas; 119 Stauffer-Faint Lawrence K 60453.
A personable company with lots of growth
Minimum lvy working experience: $8-10 upon knowledge. PDT 20hr, pt. benefit. Fax resume to: knowl@pdt.com.
FCA-Local agricultural firm is looking for spring and possibly summer help stocking and loading out customers. Needed during Morning hours and Sat. For considera-
tion, submit resume to FCA-Local agricultural firm in to apply at 1211 Moider Lane, Lawrence, KS 66044
Apply in person. We need 1 or 2 KU students to help deliver appliances. Part-time.
Children's Counselor, Activity Instruction, Horse People, Nanny, Bus Drivers, Cooks, Kitchen Manager, Kitchen Help for Mountain Summer Camp, 10003 Gold Hill Road. Bindron C. 80302 8342 462-457.
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Lake of the Azkars summer employment.
The Range Floating Restaurant is accepting applications for the Azkars. It serves excellent salary and tips, some food furnished.
Housing limited at the lake so apply early. For an apartment please contact us at 718-392-5000.
Profession in Desktop Publishing. Punctual and detail oriented. $6/hr. PT. 30/hr., or PT. Fax resume to 843-7733 or apply in person at Quail Crest Place in Lawrence.
Positions open. Great jobs for students. Fundraising for raising for SADD (Students Against Driving Drunk) and New Jersey Special Olympics. We work early evenings & 8am Saturday mornings. Call 843-5101 or apply to MG St. Mass. Suite B.
Technical Administrative Assistant
Profession in customer service, Paperwork and filing.
Computer hardware knowledge is required. Must be punctual and have a valid driver's license. Apply in person at 4824 Aquil Crest Place in Lawrence.
**Secretary** - From 1 to 6:30 PM weekdays, General office duties included: accurate record keeping, WordPerfect for Windows, and ability to work well with public and private schools. Children's Learning Center: 205 North Michigan (EOE)
Lawrence software company has immediate openings for two part time office assistants. Duties include product development, customer service, and assistance. Salary $5.50 + hour. Weekdays 15-20 hours; weekends 6-8 hours. Computer experience helpful. Call 823-2070 for more information.
Summer Vacation Money Earn up to $2000. Growth Folder In Lawrence is seeking fun energetic people to help us during two busy months. Computer skills a plus. April 15-June 14, $4.50 per hour plus incentive. Drop by and fill out an application at 2449 s. Iowa suite J. Or call 841-7100.
Telephone Interviews For Marketing Research. Firm. Surveys conducted for cable broadcast and radio media. Req's Bachelor's degree or equivalent. Bi-lingual encourages to apply. Hours: 5:30 p.m.-10:00 p.m. Starting salary is 40 hours with steady progress. No phone calls or other requests.
Seeking self motivated person for part-time position at Lawrence Airway. Fueling and parking aircraft, with other general responsibilities. Evenings 8 AM - 5 PM and weekdays 10 AM - 4 PM. Lawrence Airport Mon.-Thur. 8 AM to 4 PM. No calls.
Join the exciting adventure and share the memories at SUMMER CAMP! Top-ranked camps in Pacoima and Salinas will have water and land sports, Wetlands Life Guards, Tennis, gymnastics and soccer. Located on a mini-ferry. 2 from N.Y.C. Circ 218-758-0070
Immediate help for a part time software sales and support position. Technical background and good communication skills required. Experience in Windows programming is required. Salary $7.60 / hour. Weekdays 20 hours week; send resume and cover letter to: Griffin Lowe, 181 St. Andrews Dr., Lawrence, BS 69047
Central School, a private elementary and preschool, in hiring part-time assistant teachers for the classroom, the kitchen, and the office. Flexible hours. Call Don Dorney, 832-0101.
CHILD CARE Full time/part time teaching positions, early childhood or elementary ed. backgrounds. Send resume or call school. Sunshine Acres Pre-school 2141 Maple, phone 842-2239
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DOES YOUR SUMMER JOB SUCK? Work with 50 other KU students. Gain experience and earn great money. Ave summer profit: $6200. Call Julie at 749-4800.
205 Help Wanted
Housecleaner wanted, once a week, 4-hr, $5 hr. Close to campus. Call 825-2088.
Summer Job Opportunities
College Proponents, North America's largest student painting company is now accepting applications for summer classes.
CAMP COUNSELERS WANTed for private Michigan boys' girls summer camps. Teach: swimming, canoeing, sailing, waterkings, gymnastics, riffley, archery, tennis, golf, sports, computers, campers, crafts, dramatic, Or rather. Also kitten care, maintenance, $1250 1250 GVC, GVC/1765, GVC/Mage, MAPL, 100038 708-446-2444
**STUDENT NOURLY POSITION AVAILABLE**
Duties: Respient; flushing; duplication; running errands; typing proofreading; data entry; mailboard; boarded些 duties as assigned. Position available Apr 19, 1996 or as soon as possible thereafter. #4.25 hr. Applications available through HCS. St. Louis, IL 2. St. Louis, 8.25. Deadline is 17.19. 1966, 5.00.
mier painter, crew leaders, and production managers positions. Wages range $6-10 an hour with benefits. Applications are available all over Kansas and Missouri. Call today for applications as positions fill quickly. 1-800-255-1133.
The Department of Mathematics is accepting applications for the position of Undergraduate Teaching Assistant. Duties include assisting lecture class, grading, tutoring, hold consultations hours, Requirement MATH123 (605) or MATH124 (605), providing mathematical background, but all encouraged to apply, $4.50 hr. Applications 405 Snow. Deadline April 28, 1996.
Search Chair, GPA 400 Kansas Union.
Financial Director, Graduate and Professional
Amin. Duties: Financial management for budget of 40
grad student gates, and GPA office. Qualifications:
Bachelor's degree in Finance or Wordperfect, Budgeting
Experience, familiarity with Interpersonal Skills. Application: Submit Resume;
Application Letter, Names, Titles, & Phone Numbers of 8
students.
Typist needed for KU student hour position to transcribe taped interviews to computer. Required qualifications: Typing skills of 65 wpm or better, excellent written and verbal English; knowledge of PC computers and WorldFriend software. Previous experience with tape transcription a plus. $450 per hour, 15 to 20 hours per day. Complete application at Hall Center for the Humanities, 211 Walkers Home, by April 19 at noon. 844-7088
Have a great summer experience! CAMP CANADENIS, a residential coed summer camp in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania is looking for counselors who love children. We need counselors to help teach all our programs, including outdoor climbing wall, ropes course, motorcycles, mountain bikes, jet-skiing, arts & crafts, newspaper & yearbook, radio station, archery, rifley, and much more. Call 800-832-8288 for more information and an application.
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IMMEDIATE SPRING EMPLOYMEN
(Possible Summer)
Student Mall Assistant
Student hourly position: $4.75/hour. Division of Continuing Education. Duties include mail to Delivery to. Students must attend all duties. Required: Enrolled in minimum of six (6) hours. Have a valid driver's license, and be able to work the following: WFU: 1.000 - 5.000 p.m. and Thurs.: 1.000 - 4.000 p.m. Schedule an appointment to schedule an interview. Deadline: Anril 12:00. EOAA?
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Saturday, April 13, 1966, 10:30 a.m. -
Thursday, April 11, 1966, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.
Friday, April 12, 1966, 8:30 a.m. - 3 p.m.
Monday April 15, 1966. 2p.m. - 11:30p.肌 KU BASKET-BALL
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Apply at Kauas and Burge Unions' Personnel Office
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GUINFO (UNIVERSITY INFORMATION CENTER) is for summer and Fall 1998. Are you bright, interesting, creative, and willing to take initiative? A clever problem solver who really knows KU and the Lawrence community? You're the one. Need highly motivated students with a strong interest in science, great communication, interested in helping others, and have a unique sense of humor. Pick up an application at KU Info, 429 Kansas University. Work study accredited. Need students who can make KU info their commitment. Deadline 5pm, Wednesday, 17 April 1998.
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Bethany College, Lindsborg, KS is
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Friday, May 10, 1996
We're seeking bands and will consider all music styles for more information call
Cindy Baldwin, (013) 227-3311 ext. 8162 Before 4/17
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