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Friday, March 22, 1996
U N'I V E R S I T Y D A I L Y K A N S A N
Horoscopes
Today's Birthday (March 22).
A loved one helps you save in May.
Show your gratitude with a gift.
Start a class in June. Fix up the house in July and play in August.
Work in September and file a lawsuit in October. Go back to an old neighborhood in December.
Achieve lofty career goals in January.
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). If you're still working too hard for not enough money, take action today. Consult a Taurus on money management and a Cancer on career advancement. Going back to finish a degree could work.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Accept constructive criticism in the spirit intended. Opposites attract — that could happen to you today. The person you find most annoying has something you need.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
This is a busy day at work and at home. Get serious about a big job so it doesn't drag into your weekend. A co-worker may think you're cute. Don't flirt if you don't mean it; this one takes what you say seriously.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You're smart and decisive today.
Work-related problems get solved in short order. Skills you've acquired recently are helping. Do something special with your true love tonight.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Explain your latest proposal today,
with facts and figures. Anything
less won't fly. The critics are tough,
but don't complain. You'll be
stronger for having gone through
this exam.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). You
can focus your attention better than usual today. For starters, listen to someone who loves you. He or she will think you're wonderful, which you are.
Aries (March 21-April 19). Take action today to further your career. Pick the most practical option even if it takes more time. A few minutes more now could save you hours, and lots of money, later.
Taurus (April 20-May 20). A distant friend can help you wind your way through a confusing morning. Cherish a person who's closer to you. Take care of him or her first and foremost.
Gemini (May 21-June 21). You can pay a debt you owe, with the help of an older person. Talk to an expert about refinancing. A reference from your employer could put you in good with a money lender.
Cancer (June 22-July 22).
Working with others is very productive today. Your partners advice steers you through a potentially confusing situation. Your friend is there with support when needed.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). You're in the spotlight again today. That’s OK
— you love the attention. A critical supervisor may be more favorably impressed than appearances indicate. Show you can do a difficult task perfectly. Tonight, be submissive.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You're looking good today. Contact a person you've been meaning to impress. Share an intimate conversation during dinner.
Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and are for entertainment purposes only.
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Women hope to change luck this weekend
By Spencer Duncan Kansen sportwriter
Kansan sportswriter
Chuck Merzbacher cannot figure out what is wrong with the women's tennis team.
As its coach, Merzbacher has seen his players display different degrees of performance all season.
"I'm concerned about this 1996 team," Mrzbach said. "We have competed well, but sometimes we just don't get it done."
KANSAS TENNIS
Kansas has a No. 18 ranking, but stands at just 6-6 for the season.
Inconsistency has been the Jayhawks' enemy.
"We are not all playing well at the same time," Kansas junior Maria Atjatglou said.
The team hopes to turn everything around this weekend.
The Jayhawks take on Utah at 1 p.m. today and No. 10 Brigham Young University at 11 a.m. tomorrow at the Allen Field House tennis courts.
Kansas plans to use the meets as a new beginning.
"We are better then our record implies," Kansas sophomore Christie Sim said. "It's hard to get everyone playing well on the same day. But that is what we are going to try and do."
Last weekend the Jayhawks lost to No. 34 Texas A&M. The defeat was disappointing, because Kansas
believed it could win the match.
"We thought we could have won," Kansas freshman Kris Sell said. "I think that coach was more disappointed than we were."
Merzbacher was disappointed, and during the past week the rigor of practice has been increased.
"We worked on a lot of concentration drills," Merzbacher said. "I am trying to make practices more intense. If they can get through practice, then the matches should become easier."
Brigham Young comes to Lawrence ranked in the top 10 and with a group of ranked players.
"This is the biggest match of the year for us," Abatjoglou said. "We should win. We just want to toughen
Brigham Young brings No. 28 Eline Chieu in singles and the No. 48 ranked team of Alexandra Hole and Romina Ventarein in doubles.
"They are a good team," Merzbacher said. "We've got a lot to prove."
Kansas will combat Brigham Young with its own ranked players.
Kansas junior Kylie Hunt is ranked No. 2, and Sim is ranked No. 51 in singles. In doubles, Hunt and junior Jenny Atkerson are ranked No. 10.
The Jayhawks want not only to beat Brigham Young, but turn things around during the weekend.
"We are not satisfied," Sim said. "We still have goals to reach, and we are working to reach them."
Men's tennis team faces tough task in Hawaii
By Spencer Duncan Kansan sportswriter
The No. 12 Kansas men's tennis team will be in Hawaii during spring break to give a little work done.
Kansas will play Hawaii and California-Santa Cruz next Monday and Wednesday in Honolulu. The trip may sound like a vacation, but Kansas men's tennis coach Michael Center said the team was there to work.
"We are going out there to take on two good teams," Center said. "We are going to have practices and
work on some things."
The players understand that the Hawaiian trip is not a vacation, but that does not mean they do not plan to have a little fun.
"This came at a good time," senior Victor Fimbres said. "We are there to get a little practice in and play some tennis. But it will also be a little time to relax."
Getting a little time to relax is important to the Javahwks.
Kansas is 12-5 on the season and has just moved to No. 12 in the rankings. The Jayhawks have taken on 14 teams ranked in the top 35 and are 9-
But Fimbres said that the tough schedule would give the team confidence and prepare them for the NCAA tournament.
Hawaii and California-Santa Cruz are not of the same quality as some of the other teams that Kansas has played this season, Center said. But that can be dangerous because the team could overlook them.
"On paper we are a stronger team than either of them," Center said. "But we still have to play well and execute."
this team would overlook anyone.
"Our strength is that we have beat teams below us," Fimbres said. "We don't overlook them. It's really a big test. This is where we have to prove ourselves and try to beat them 7-0."
Fimbres said that he did not think
After the team gets back from Hawaii, it will begin the Big Eight Conference schedule. Center said his team was prepared for conference play and was pleased with the way things had been going.
"We have played so many big matches lately," Center said. "These guys have met the challenge, and they are playing very well."
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