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Horoscopes
Today's Birthday (March 20). You're a super hero this year. Chart your course now and sign up a first mate in April. Hand over the finances from then on. Move or rearrange the furniture in July. Play games in August. Work in September and sue in October. Invest in November. Learn the meaning of life and death in December. Create a promotion in January. Take a class in February to update your skills. Heed a gentle person's advice in March.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You motto is "everything in moderation," but this is a day of excesses. Your partner may want to push you beyond sensible limits. It's actually a pretty good day to take calculated risks. Just don't be an idiot about it.
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Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Pay attention to your job again today. Tempers will be short, so your patience is crucial. Keep your co-workers focused on achieving an impossible objective. Use something you've learned recently. Tonight, plan for the future.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You could fall in love again today. If you're single, take care. A wild fling could lead to a lifetime commitment. You're lucky with games of chance, too.
Tonight, if you're with the right person let your passions run way
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Your household serenity is disrupted today. Changes are underway, and not all of them are pleasant. Put in the correction. Your relationship will be healthier once major modifications have been made. Tonight, discuss the future.
Cancer (June 22-July 22).
Avoid an older person who has temper tantrums, but don't overreact if you get yelled at. That one doesn't men it personally. Do make sure the job gets done on time, or earlier. Tonight, snuggle with your mate.
Gemini (May 21-June 21).
Align with the right group today and push over the top. You're good by yourself, but you can't do it all. Get the right people on your side. A business investment could pay off. Tonight, investigate the possibilities.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You may solve your toughest puzzle today. You are smart and studious by nature; today is also creative and inventive. And, you're ready to take a risk. Tonight, paying an old debt is liberating.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You could inherit money today. More likely, you'll find a way to cut costs. Start by taking a way your mate's access to the mutual account. You should be in charge of the finances. Ignore a hysterical reaction to this announcement.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). You're full of energy today. Don't stay inside — break free! If you can arrange a trip on short notice, get out to run errands. Your enthusiasm is to bountiful to be locked inside four walls. Tonight, pay back a debt.
everything you have into paying them off. Tonight, take a drive to relax.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
You may finally get that check in the mail today. If so, don't spend it all in one place. Pay off your bills before you go after all the gifts you want. Don't give it all away, though. Get something nice for yourself.
Aries (March 21-April 19).
You're hot today! This is the beginning of your turn – don't get off on the wrong foot. You have a tendency to be impetuous and your temper has a hair trigger.
Act quickly, but watch where you're going and what you are saying.
Taurus (April 20-May 20).
Conditions change today, putting you under more pressure. The people you owe will be loud and insistent. Today, figure out who they are and make a list; then put
Note: Horoscopes have a basis in scientific fact and are for entertainment purposes only.
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