Horoscopes
Today's Birthday (March 18). You're awesome this year! With faith and a little work, you can accomplish miracles. In March, pick a goal that benefits others. April's for falling in love and making vows. Move in June, and snuggle in July. Work in August, and take on help in September. Pay bills in October, and travel in November. A promotion in December leads to happiness in January. Bring yourself on-line in February, and make lots of new friends.
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There are lots of great ideas floating around today but not much decisive leadership. Instead of drifting, take the helm. Figure out what you want to accomplish, and get busy. Tonight, you can relax and dream.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You're so lucky in love today you may not have time for anything else. Get married or engaged, or simply take the day off and play. If those aren't possible, do the best you can. Tonight, set fabulous goals with the one you love. If you're married, have more kids.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). This would be a great day to stay home in bed. If that's not possible, get back there as soon as possible. Call it preventive medicine. Also, make plans for a household improvement. Your roommate's crazy idea could work.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Launch a new study program. It will be easier to learn today than it has been for months. Try something you've always found fascinating, like music or photography. There are practical applications you can't envision yet.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You could make a lot of money today, some of it by luck. Go ahead, and let people know what you want. Remember to manage your resources carefully. Even if you win the lottery, you could tear through it buying gifts for friends.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). You're very lucky today. Your intuition is excellent, too. Pray for guidance, and then do what you're told! Your dreams this morning may be revealing. Write down as many as you can remember. Tonight, listen and learn.
Aries (March 21-April 19).
Consult with advisers in private today. Ask what they consider your best course of action, then listen. If you do all of the talking, you won't learn a thing. Confidential information is your key to success today. Tonight, plan strategies.
Taurus (April 20-May 20). Join friends to attack a major problem today. With faith and a good team, anything is possible. Provide stability and common sense, but don't dampen the
group's enthusiasm or creativity. Tonight, gain insights from a favorite old movie.
Gemini (May 21-June 21).
Don't argue with the boss today.
Listen and learn, if you're smart.
You may not hear much of anything. The answer to this riddle may not hit you for awhile, so be patient. Tonight, clean the confusion out of your checking account.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). It's a good day to study a language. If your dreams include travel, start studying. You'll enjoy your visit even more if you know what people are saying. You can do a little business then, too. Tonight, listen to a native.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Get serious about money today. If you don't pay attention, somebody else will profit from your mistakes. If you snooze, you really will lose. Solicit a practical woman's advice. Tonight, follow your mate's lead.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You may get an excellent idea today from an unlikely source. Hide your shock; stranger things have happened. Offer practical advice so an obvious flaw doesn't prove fatal. Tonight, a gentle partner may offer a bold suggestion.
Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and are for entertainment purposes only.
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