6B Friday, March 15, 1996 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Horoscopes By Linda C. Black Today's Birthday (March 15). Computers are the key to your success this year. If that's scary, learn how to use one on your own. Follow your own experience or an older person's advice to make a decision in March. In May, love will lead you. July is food for a romantic weekend jaunt, but plan something really special for November. Finish an old job and start a new one in December. You're lucky in January. A surprise in February is beneficial. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). A new romantic interest makes everything seem easier. You can learn a lot from this person, so ask questions. Also, stay involved in a child's education. Your lessons are sinking in. Entertain at home to save money tonight. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Change things around at home until you get them right. Make a stack of stuff for the needy and another for your next garage sale. Get the latest gossip on your neighbors or co-workers around lunchtime, but keep it confidential. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You'll be good at fixing things today. If you don't know how, look it up. You're better than usual at doing research, too. Ask an older person and learn something that's not in any book. Be patient with a moody roommate. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Get electronic equipment that will make your life easier. Consult an expert, but reserve that final decision for yourself. Only you can make the best choice. Shopping could interfere with dinner plans, unless you take your sweetheart along. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You're more inventive today. A problem that's been plaguing you all week may be resolved at last. An idea you have first thing this morning will work. You've also got a good poker face today. To get something you want, bluff. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). If you can't do what you promised, negotiate new terms today. That's better than making up any more excuses. A kindly woman can help lift a burden you're carrying. Let her in on the secret tonight. Arles (March 21-April 19). If you don't like something, mention it now. Even a hidebound bureaucrat may listen. Take your car in for a tune-up. A friend can help you solve a transportation problem. Tonight, your sweetheart may veto your social plans. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Make business financing your top priority tonight. This includes the household budget. Pay attention to paperwork, and you'll save yourself a lot of money. An older person may reject your suggestion tonight. Don't give up; try again Sunday. Gemini (May 21-June 21). You'll find the right words more easily today. Call a friend long distance this morning for a pleasant surprise. A parent might co-sign for you if you ask before lunch. Your sweetheart may cancel travel plans tqnight. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Taking on an extra job can help you get what you want today. You might also sell something related to the workplace, like an old office machine. Support your partner's education; it'll put money in your pocket. Tonight, stay home and save. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Share the load today. Let an engineering type do work you find tedious. He or she may bring more money in, making your life even easier. Don't be jealous; you can do more together then either of you could do alone. Tonight, mind your mate. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You've got a challenging assignment today. Once you learn how to run the computer, it'll be a lot easier. Romantic plans you make around lunchtime should click. But the agenda you've set tonight might need modification Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and are for entertainment purposes only. Chiefs sign former Oilers quarterback Bucky Richardson did not play in NFL during 1995 season The Associated Press Terms were not disclosed. KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The Kansas City Chiefs have signed four-year veteran quarterback Bucky Richardson, who was not on any regular-season roster in 1995, to a two-year contract. Richardson last played in the NFL in 1994 for the Houston Oilers. Richardson was released by the Oilers in 1995 but played in the preseason with the Oilers, New England and Dallas. Chiefs' representative Bob Moore said the fact that Richardson did not play last year was not a concern. "We have lots of guys like that," Moore said. "Rich Gannon, our backup quarterback that we got last year, didn't play the year before. He was a starter at Minnesota in 1994." Richardson's not playing last season didn't have as much to do with ability as it did with opportunity, Moore said. Steve Bono, who was taken out in the fourth quarter of the Chiefs' first-round playoff loss to Indianapolis because of ineffectiveness, remains the Chiefs' starting quarterback, coach Marty Schottenheimer has said. Gannon and Richardson will compete for the backup job. The Chiefs apparently do not intend to re-sign Matt Blundin, an unrestricted free agent who was their No.2 draft pick in 1992. Blundin has waited in the wings for four seasons as the third quarterback behind Dave Krieg, Joe Montana and now Bono. Blundin did not play last season and played in just one game in 1994. During three seasons with the Oilers, Richardson, 27, started four times and played in 16 games. He has completed 97 of 185 passes for 1,257 yards and six touchdowns and six interceptions. Richardson also rushed for 225 yards and one touchdown on 33 carries for the Oilers, whom he joined in 1992 as an eighth-round draft choice. "There are a lot of things I like about Bucky," Schottenheimer said. "First of all, he's a football player. In our view, he has skills as a passer and a runner. Most importantly, he's a field general. We think a guy like Bucky gives us tremendous versatility." His most extensive playing time came in 1994 when he had three pass plays of 50 yards or more. Against the Colts in the season opener, Richardson replaced an injured Cody Carlson in the third quarter and threw for 205 yards and three touchdowns. Richardson, a graduate of Texas A&M, owns the Southwest Conference record for rushing yards by a quarterback with 2,075. He also had 30 college touchdowns. Hair Experts Design Team Holiday Plaza 25th & Iowa • 841-6886 BACK TO BACK Professional Ice Hockey Thursday, March 14 - Tulsa Oilers 7:00 Start Time Come dressed like the Hanson Bros. for a chance to win a night of "Hangin' with the Hansons" Tickets only $5 with T-95 Rock Card KICT-95 Rock Card Night ADULT TICKETS: $10 & $7 Available at all Select-A-Seat locations and Thunder Office located at 4328 E. Kellogg FOR MORE INFO, CALL 264-GOAL FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE PROVIDED BY THE MISSOURI ARTS COUNCIL LEAGUE AND THE NATIONAL ENHancement FOR THE ARTS. 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