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Thursday, March 14, 1996
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Horoscopes
By Linda C. Black
Today's Birthday (March 14). You'll do best working with a team this year. Let the group support you in mastering your fears; you'll succeed beyond your wildest dreams. Take action on your goals in March. Secure the love of your soul mate in May. Follow your program through final exams in December. Start a new life with the help of friends in January. In February master a high-tech gadget in private.
Aries (March 21-April 19). Something your sweetheart said yesterday could help you get more money today. Slow and steady wins this race. Confidential information about the company could be upsetting at first. Don't worry; it works out well.
Taurus (April 20-May 20). This is your lucky day. An expedition with friends around lunchtime is successful — you'll find what you're looking for. To keep travel expenses down, share them with a group of friends. You'll get a good idea from an older person's story tonight.
Gemini (May 21-June 21). If you're not getting ahead as fast as you want, go back to school. Study public speaking so you can express yourself even more effectively. Continue to explore ways to make more money. Try an old-fashioned remedy — cut costs.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). To increase your
profits, take on a partner today. You can save money by sharing travel expenses. For true love pick a solid, steady friend instead of a romantic foreigner. Study the law tonight to win an important argument.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Show you're a hard worker, not a slacker. Your performance today could lead to a promotion — or a dismissal. A lot of money is changing hands. Keep your eye on it and you'll understand what's going on. Think about that tonight.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It's another good day for you. Discuss long-term goals with a close friend. A business partnership or nuptial agreement developed now could flower. A last-minute job may delay romance tonight. Go ahead with those plans later.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It's a good day for doing business. Unfortunately, you're more of an artist. You can learn by watching a coworker today and a roommate tonight. Become more independent; learn to market your talents.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Today is even easier than yesterday. Begin a new project. You can learn whatever you need to know as you go along. You and your true love have a strong bond even when you're apart. You don't even have to agree all that often.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Sell something today to replenish the old bank account. You've been going through a lot of money lately, but should wind up ahead. Domestic improvements are always a good investment. Tonight, work with your sweetheart.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Concentrate on paying bills and fees again today. Don't despair if there's not enough to go around — think of a way to make more, instead. Call your mother tonight; she may have some good ideas. Listen and learn.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You're strong again today. You've got support from good friends, too. Heed a sibling's advice. A compliment is given in good faith so accept it. Tonight, you have permission to be silly. Watch a romantic movie with one you love.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Your friends can give you the support you need today. You're pointed in the right direction; you just need a little push. You're even luckier than usual so take a leap of faith. Outrageous action is required to realize a dream.
Note: Horoscopes have no basis in scientific fact and should be read for entertainment only.
Dilbert By Scott Adams
RATBERT, WE'D LIKE YOU TO BE THE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING FOR THE COMPANY WE'RE STARTING.
BE AS ANNOYING AND ILOGICAL AS YOU CAN. WE'LL WHACK YOU IN THE HEAD WITH BALLED-UP SOCKS TO MAKE YOU
IT'S DEFINITELY BETTER TO BE AN OWNER THAN AN EMPLOYEE.
It bears repeating!
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105 Personals
110 Business Personals
120 Announcements
120 Entertainment
140 Lost and Found
300s
Merchandise
200s Employment
305 For Sale
340 Auto Sales
360 Miscellaneous
370 Want to Buy
205 Help Wanted
225 Professional Servi-
400s Real Estate
235 Typing Services
KANSAN CLASSIFIEDS:
864-4358
405 Real Estate
430 Roommate Wanted
MARCH MADNESS
105 Personals
All real estate advertising in this newspaper is submitted to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1986 which makes it advertise by any claim of priority, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or other such exception to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.
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110 Business Personals
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Hours Monday-Friday 8-8 Saturday 8-4:30 Sunday 12:30-4:30
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120 Announcements
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130 Entertainment
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205 Help Wanted
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CENTURY SCHOOL, a nonprofit private school is hired by many teachers. Flexible hours. Call Donny Bursley, 800-639-5211.
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Parents, help needed: seeking elem. ed./Hfdt student to provide quality, dependable childcare for energetic toddler and preschooler. Duties also include light housekeeping. 9-12 per week, $6.50 per hr. 843-8820.
First Savings Bank is seeking a part time afternoon teller. Excellent customer service skills a must. Previous tailor experience help apply in person at 7210 ewa, IOE
KITCHEN TEACHER. Century School needs a定时人称 to prepare meals while also teaching elementary students to be helpers. Call/Don Dorney, 832-0101.
Need someone to do cleaning and yard work at apartment complex near campus. 2 on 3 weekdays afternoon now, more hours during the summer. $5.50 hr; Call West Hills Anl. 841-3800.
New taking applications for summer snack bar and lifeguard personnel, apply in person at Lawrence Country Club. 400 Country Club Terrace. Mon-Pri
9-10am.
Bumsmer help. Painting & ground help. Full time.
Experienced. Must be able to work until midwinter of Aug.
Don't apply unless you like hard work. Brooke
Ante, Ildh & Creal Drine.
Couple seeks persons (i) to provide daycare for our 16-month-old daughter in our home. Morning and early afternoon hours available. Close to campus and HVee. Call 740-9453 or apply for more information.
Positions open for students. Telephone fundraising for SADD (Students Against Driving Phone). We work early evening and sat, mornings. $8.9r, plus housing. Call 648-310 or apply to G11M. St. Bude.
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