Page 3 University Daily Kansan service inal in- but it mantic city. It it goes goes, person or any P can prob- en if it po ry for meet idiual's anyone To be endez- ves one 16, 1912. e Press. w York noun rates: domenoon university at Law- adver- without Humanities Lecture Features Eminent Harvard Professor 1 Editors A Harvard professor whose eloquence as a speaker matches his eminence as a scholar will present the next Humanities Series lecture at KU Tuesday evening. Dr. Roman Jakobson will speak on "The Quest for the Essence of Language" at 8 p.m. in Fraser Theater, and a reception by the Faculty Club will follow. He is the Samuel Hazzard Cross Professor of Slavic Languages and Literatures and General Linguistics at Harvard and Institute professor at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He is an international authority in philology, linguistics, and phonology and has published and lectured widely in Europe and the United States. He has received honorary degrees from Harvard, Cambridge, Chicago, Oslo, Uppsala, and Michigan universities. Those who attend the Humanities lecture on Tuesday may park in Zone Y—a half block south of the KU smokestack--and there board a free shuttle bus to Fraser Hall and return. Miner Withdraws; CYRs Pick Porter The visiting scholar was born in Moscow, Russia, in 1896, and received the A. B. at Lazarev Institute KU's Collegiate Young Republicans (CYR), returned home from their state convention at Wichita with all but one of the state honors which they had set out to win. William Edgar Porter, Topeka sophomore and president of the KU CYR, was elected first vice-chairman of the Kansas State CYR. The title of Kansas CYR Queen went to Washburn University's Joan Cameron. The choice was made on the basis of photographs submitted to Congressman Gerald Ford, minority leader of the U.S. House of Representatives. Other victories for KU CYR are Brian Lewis Biles, Hutchinson junior, convention chairman, and Elizabeth E. Schmidt, Wilmette, Ill., freshman, women's chairman. The nomination of Gordonipp Dupree, Oklahoma City, Okla., freshman, for the post of administrative assistant to the state chairman, still remains to be confirmed. A "Draft Miner for State Chairman" committee had been organized under the leadership of KU's delegate, John Sharp, Macon, Ga. junior, to put up the candidacy of KU's Robert Nelson Miner, Great Bend junior, for the post of state chairman against Kent Hilliard, Washburn University junior who was running for re-election. Tulling the election. Miner withdrew from the election, however, after he had been nominated by Sharp. Official Bulletin TODAY Spanish Club, 4:30 p.m. Forum Room, 911 W. Washington Blvd., Suite 200, on "La Vida Intellectual en America" 1st Student Peace Union Open Meeting, 7:30 p.m. Kansas University Graduate Recital, 8:00 p.m. Kathleen Schmidt, pianist. Swarthout Recital Hall. Episcopal Evening Prayer, 9:30 p.m. Danforth Chapel. of Oriental Languages in Moscow in 1914 and the A. M. at Moscow University in 1918. He was awarded the Ph.D. degree at Prague University, Czechoslavakia, in 1930. TOMORROW Catholic Masses, 6:45 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. Masses with water. Con- fessions before, and after mass. Latin American Studies Seminar, 3:30 p.m. 2021 Blake **Lecture:** 4:00 p.m. Dr. Klaus Mehlner, Aachen, Germany. Forum Room, Kansas Upsilon College Inquirers Class, 7:30 p.m. Canterbury House, 1116 La. lumbia, where, in 1946, he became the T. G. Masaryk Professor of Linguistics. Since 1949 he has been on the Harvard faculty and since 1957 Institute professor at M.I.T. In 1933, he was appointed assistant professor at Masaryk University in Brno, Czechoslovakia, and in 1937 was promoted there to associate professor of Russian philology and Old Czech literature. In 1939-41, he was visiting lecturer at the Universities of Copenhagen, Oslo, and Uppsala; in 1942 he began a four-year term as professor of linguistics at Ecole Libre des Hautes Etudes in New York. House of Christian Science College Organization, 7:30 p.m., Danfort Chapel. He is a member of the Norwegian, Serbian, Polish, Netherlands, and Irish Academies of Sciences; the Royal Danish Academy of Science and Letters; the American Academy of Arts and Sciences; the Mediaeval Academy; and the Finno-Ugric Society (Helsinki). Humanities Lecture, 8:00 p.m. Dr. Roman Jakobson, Harvard U. Fraser Joseph Jackson Monday, March 29, 1965 Senior Recital, 8:00 p.m. Judith Nelson, soprano. Swarthout Recital Hall. Lecture, 8:00 p.m. Dr. Albert Sonnenne- Princeton U. Forum Room, Kansas Experimental Theatre, 8:20 p.m. "U.S.A." Murphy Hall. AT THE SAME time, he was visiting professor of Linguistics at Co- Wesley Foundation Community Wor- iored 9:15 p.m. Methodist Center, 1314 Episcopal Holy Communion, 9:30 p.m. Danforth Chapel. Teaching Candidates: Interviews scheduled for Tuesday, March 30: Michigan. Kalamazoo Public Schools, elementary and secondary, 106 Ba. California, Los Angeles City School Dist., elementary and secondary, 117 Ba. He has been vice president of the Linguistic Society of America and of the International Committee of Slavists, and he is an honorary member of the Association Phonetique Internationale. masculine ...that's the kind of aroma she likes being close to. The aroma of Old Spice. Crisp, tangy, persuasive. Old Spice . . unmistakably the after shave lotion for the untamed male. Try it soon . . she's waiting. 1.25 & 2.00 ...that's the way it is with Old Spice SHULTON Norma Sharp To Give Recital Norma Sharp, Arkansas City senior, will give her senior recital at 8 p.m. Wednesday in Swarthout Recital Hall. Miss Sharp is majoring in voice. She will be accompanied by Richard Reitzel, Waterville sophomore. On Campus with Max Shulman (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!", "Dobie Gillis," etc.) IS EUROPE? cuss Modern European History covers the history of Strictly defined, Modern European History covers the history of Europe from January 1, 1964, to the present. However, in order to provide employment for more teachers, the course has been moved back to the Age of Pericles, or the Renaissance, as it is better known as. College life is such a busy one, what with learning the Maxixe; attending public executions, and walking our cheetahs, that perforce we find ourselves sometimes neglecting our studies. Therefore this column, normally a vehicle for innocent tomfoolery, will occasionally forego levity to offer a quick survey course in one of the learned disciplines. Today, for an opener, we will discuss Modern European History. It is better known as The single most important fact to remember about Modern European History is the emergence of Prussia. As we all know, Prussia was originally called Russia. The "P" was purchased from Persia in 1874 for $24 and Manhattan Island. This later became known as Guy Fawkes Day. Persia without a "P" was of course called Ersia. This so embarrassed the natives that they changed the name of the country to Iran. This led to a rash of name changing. Mesopotamia became Iraq, Schleswig-Holstein became Saxe-Coburg, Bosnia-Herzegovina became Cleveland. There was even talk about changing the name of stable old England, but it was forgotten when the little princes escaped from the Tower and invented James Watt. 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