CLASSIFIED ADS
Accommodations, goods, services, and employment advertised in the University manual are offered to all students without regard to color, creed, or national origin.
FOR SALE
1957 Chevy, 2 door ht., V-8, stick,
good mechanical condition and paint.
Need money for second semester:
Sam Jordan, 1911 Stewart. VI 3-3110.
1962 Connet, automatic transmission,
radio, two extra spare tires, chains,
tire, good condition. Call secon-
dary. License VI 3-6251. Leave secon-
dary number.
2-15
SWAHILI language tapes, 38 reels; complete 150-lesson course with text-book. $80.00. Contact C. W. Gusellew, Kansas City Star, K.C., Mou. 2-10
GUITAR FOR SALE: Goya G-10
"Classical." Excellent tone. One and
12 years old. With case. $86.00. Jim
McAulay, JRPI. V 3-7415. 2-11
110 lb. weight lifting set in good condition.
Storage case included, only $15.00. Sue at 1012 Emery Rd. Apt. E-6, or call 91-2-7244 after p. 4. p. 1-21
ENTERTAINMENT
Have Bill Hanson play records from the KLWN Silver Dollar Survey on fabulous Fisher sound equipment from the Sound Record Company for that next dance or party. For complete information call VI 2-631.
HELP WANTED
Woman bookkeeper with experience,
and also able to type at good speed
for full time job with an astillaband.
Lawrence firm Send
social history including age, address,
type of experience to Box 20.
UDK. 2-15
Sandwich man. Must have own car.
Work 8:30-12:00 p.m., Sun.-Thurs.
Nights. Call Ray, VI 2-2729, 5-7-30
p.m. 2-10
Part time help wanted for apartment complex cleaning. May work conveniently after school or after a conference. Pays equivalent to $1.35 per call. Call VI 3-1846. 2-14
Babbysitter to come in week-days 8:00 to 5:00. VI J-2 4381 after p. 5.m. - 2.10 SALESMAN WANTS you to apply in person. Royal Colg. shop, §73 Massachusetts. 2-10
WANTED
Will do ironings and alterations reasonable. 1416 Conn. or 1804 Miller Drive. 2-14
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
For the best in —
- dry cleaning
- alterations
- alterations
- reweaving
926 Mass. VI 3-0501
Will Baby Sit in my or yours.
will be weekendies. Call it:
4 p.m. I 2-5901
Babysitting, one child under two years of age. Prefer a little girl. Call V1 3-0387 or come to 1013 Connecticut St. Mrs. Ralph Lawson. 2-19
FOR RENT
Need roommate for new house, 5 mins from campus. $40.00 for rent, all utilities and telephone. Call VI 3-9221,
7-14
Extra nice furnished 3- room apartment for grad or older undergraduate from Union, utitlies mad, private bath and kitchen, quiet Phene VI 3-$834.
1310 Ky. 1 small furnished apartment near bath $3700. Also garage apart-
ment $2500. Wake up at 4 p.m. 5 p.m. KU men graduates pre-
ident non-smokers. Utilities paid. 2-10
Approved room for rent. 2 beds, 24
TVs 3-1024
VT 3-1024
Furm. Bach, Apt. for upper-classman or Grad. Student. Living room with studio bed, kitchen dinette, area—bath with shower, large storage closet, ground floor. Private entrance. Ample parking. Call VI 2-3745. 646 West 23rd.
Extra large apartment for boys
campus, reasonable VI 3-2263 2-15
Rooms for men. Single or double,
cooking facilities available, close to
KU and town. Laundry. Large and
comfortable. 841 Maine. VI 2-6908.
Room: Cooking facilities available.
close to KU, town and laundry. Large
a-d comfortable. 939 Indiana. VI 9-
6908.
2-15
Large room for 2 men or 2 women with kitchen privileges. Private entrances, low rates. $ 1247_{2} $ Kentucky, 3.15
MISCELLANEOUS
Folk. Blues. Classical Guitar and
Lessons. Phillip Bayles, VAR.
7415 2-15
GUITAR LESSONS: Classical or beginning folk and blues. $2.00 per hour. Contact Jim McAuley. VI 3-7415.
2-15
Daily Kansan
Wednesday, February 9, 1960
15
6-HOUR Photo Finishing
Fast Color Service By Eastman Kodak
"Our only business is photography"
1. 41 Mass.
VI 3-0330
HIXON STUDIO
Clinic Expands
An extra section has been added to the Rapid Reading Clinic to handle student overflow from enrollment. The class will meet on Tuesday and Thursday at 3:30 p.m. for eight weeks.
Enrollment arrangements should be made through John Friesen, 102 Bailey, before Thursday, Feb. 10. The clinic is non-credit and non-tuition.
Coin Operated Laundry and Dry Cleaning OPEN 24 HOURS
HONN'S
Across From The High School
Miss Gibbs, who received as a part of her prize a $500 scholarship and a mink stole, will spend the summer making promotional tours for the Federation. She will travel extensively through the South and West.
Exclusive Representative
For the finest in
L. G. Balfour Co.
1819 West 23rd
"In Kansas, a beekeeper is usually a hobbyist," Miss Gibbs said. "But honey is an industry, and a large one, in this country," she added.
She's A Honey
of
Page Fina Serv.
A music education and voice major at KU, also current Miss Kansas City, Kan., is the 1966 National Honey Queen.
Beverly Gibbs, Kansas City, Kan., freshman, was selected Jan. 28 by the American Beekeeping Federation at the annual convention in Chattanooga, Tenn.
THERE WERE TWELVE candidates representing the states with the largest honey associations.
Fraternity Jewelry
19th & La. VI 3-9631
- Badges
- Guards
- Novelties
- Favors
- Lavatters
- Rings
FREE PARKING
- Labatters
• Kings
• Queens
- Sportswear * Mugs
- Paddles
- Trophies
under one roof
Established - Experienced
1218 Conn. Pet Ph. VI 3-2921
Cups Awards
Al Lauter
Drive-In Pet Center
GRANT'S
Complete Center
411 W. 14th VI 3-1571
Goodyear Tires
HAVING A PARTY?
25% Discount
Complete Mechanical
Service
VI 3-9694
Chips, nuts, cookies
We are always happy to serve you with
Ice cold beverages
Crushed ice, candy
Ice cold 6 pacs — all kinds
Variety of grocery items
LAWRENCE ICE COMPANY
616 Vt. Open to 10 p.m.Every Evening Ph.VI 3-0350
Student With Sales Experience To Represent
Our Company Part Time.
Selling A Student Policy
$10,000 Ins. Policy for $30.00 per yr.
No War Clause
No War Clause
SENIOR H STUDENT FOYCE
$10.00 LAST DATE: $20.00
Write Harold G. Parrott-V.P.
Pyramid Life Ins. Co.
P. O. Box 2038, K.C., Kan.
ROOMMATES: THEIR CAUSE AND CURE
(Contrary to popular belief, Harvard was not the first. Mr. Mather started his institution some 100 years earlier. And quite an institution it was, let me tell you! Mr. Mather built schools of liberal arts, fine arts, dentistry and tanning. He built a lacrosse stadium that seated 200,000. Everywhere on campus was emblazoned the stirring Latin motto CAVE MUSSI—"Watch out for moose." The student union contained a bowling alley, a weighing machine, and a sixteen-chair barber shop.)
You'd think that with all the progress we have made in the education game, somebody would have found a cure for roommates by now. But no. Roommates remain as big a problem today as they were when Ethan Mather founded the first American college.
(It was this last feature—the barber shop—that, alas, brought Mr. Mather's college to an early end. The student body, being drawn chiefly from the nearby countryside, was composed almost entirely of Pequot and Iroquois Indians who, alas, had no need of a barber shop. They braided the hair on top of their heads, and as for the hair on their faces, they had none. The barber, Tremblatt Follicle by name, grew so depressed staring day after day at 16 empty chairs that one day his mind gave way. Seizing his vibrator, he ran outside and shook the entire campus till it crumbled to dust. This later became known as Pickett's Charge.)
But I digress. We were exploring ways for you and your roommate to stop hating each other. This is admittedly difficult but not impossible if you will both bend a bit, give a little.
I remember, for example, my own college days (Berlitz '08). My roommate was, I think you will allow, even less agreeable than most. He was a Tibetan named Ringading whose native customs, while indisputably colorful, were not entirely endearing. Mark you, I didn't mind so much the gong he struck on the hour or the string of firecrackers he set off on the half hour. I didn't even mind that he singed chicken feathers every dusk and daybreak. What I did mind was that he singing them in my hat.
To be fair, he was not totally taken with some of my habits either—especially my hobby of collecting water. I had no jars at the time, so I just had to stack the water any-old-where.
Well, sir, things grew steadily cooler between Ringading and me, and they might actually have gotten ugly had we not each happened to receive a package from home one day. Ringading opened his package, paused, smiled shyly at me, and offered me a gift.
"Thank you." I said. "What is it?"
"Yak butter," he said. "You put it in your hair. In Tibetan we call it gree see kidstuff."
"Well now, that's mighty friendly," I said and offered him a gift from my package. "Now you must have one of mine." "Thank you," he said. "What is this called?"
Thank you, he said. What is this caller?
"Personna Stainless Steel Razor Blades." I said.
"I will try one at once," he said. And did.
"Wowdow!" he cried. "Never have I had such a smooth, close, comfortable shave!"
"Ah, but the best is yet!" I cried. "For you will get many, many smooth, close, comfortable shaves from your Personna Blade—each one nearly as smooth, close, and comfortable as the first!"
"Wowdow!" he cried.
"Moreover," I cried, "Personna Blades come both in Double Edge style and Injector style!"
"Sort of makes a man feel humble," he said.
"Yes." I said.
We were both silent then, not trusting ourselves to speak. Silently we clasped hands, friends at last, and I am proud to say that Ringading and I remain friends to this day. We exchange cards each Christmas and firecrackers each Fourth of July.
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$ \textcircled{2} $ 1966, Max Shulman
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