Around The Cam-pi by will hardesty
JUST THE FACTS DEPARTMENT. Moses said, "Cain rose up against Abel, his brother, and slew him."
The same event might be reported like this in a modern newspaper.
Cain Adams, 26, of 4110 Outer Eden Drive, today killed his brother, Abel Adams, 25, of the same address, after an argument which their mother, Eve Adams, 42, formerly the hostess of the Garden of Eden Nudist Colony, said began at a barbeque.
WOMEN'S RIGHTS DEPARTMENT. "GOOD OL' DAYS" DIVISION. "All women, of whatever age, rank, profession or degree, whether virgins, maids, or widows, that shall impose upon, seduce, or betray into matrimony any of His Majesty's subjects, by scents, paints, cosmetics, washes, artificial teeth, false hair, iron stave hoops, high-heeled shoes, bolstered hips or padded bosoms shall incur the penalty of the law enforced against witchcraft and like misdemeanors, and, upon conviction, that marriage shall stand null and void."
The above act was passed in British Parliament in 1770.
CONSTRUCTION DEPARTMENT. "DON'T BUILD 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO" DIVISION. Playboy magazine says in the March issue the average measurements of all the Bunnies is 36-23-35. The Cottontails at the KC hutch measure in at 35-23-35 on the average. At St. Louis, the average Bunny fills out a $35 \frac{1}{2}-24-35$ form.
Being of a curious nature, I wondered how the KU coed would stack up to the Bunnies. Whether a KU girl would fill the bill, (or the suit) so to speak.
So, I taped things out.
PLANS WERE BUSTED slightly. I hoped to get averages for each sorority, but only nine co-operated. The other four houses weren't too hip to the plan. But my efforts weren't entirely wasted.
Nine houses gave reports on 345 women. The grand totals are 12,153-8, 301-12,341. This figures out to a cuddly 35.25-24-35.75.(These figures have been rounded off slightly.)
Of course, since I didn't do the actual field work myself, I can't be perfectly sure some of the results aren't padded.
It would seem the average KU coed is a lot like Rome; Neither were built in a day.
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DeGaulle-old soldiers never die
De Gaulle, now 76, will be 82 if he finishes his present term.
Contributing also is the fact that public opinion polls show Gaullist popularity in a sharp decline from as little as two months ago and Gaullist candidates admit they are running scared.
By Phil Newson
Even though President Charles de Gaulle doesn't seem to believe it, there must be quiet moments when he realizes he will not live forever.
And even though the general may not realize it, other French politicians do, and that is why some of them are running especially hard in this year of parliamentary elections. The first round of the elections will be held Sunday March 5 with run-off elections where necessary to be held March 12.
This is one of the reasons for the unexpectedly harsh campaign for a total of 487 seats in an assembly which wields little or no power under the rules of De Gaulle's Fifth Republic.
Several Possibilities
Therefore, among those in the thick of the campaign are several who hope to inherit his seat.
Among them are Francois Mitterrand who gave DeGaulle a severe political fright a year ago when he forced De Gaulle into a run-off election for the presidency. Mitterrand is leader of the non-Communist "Federation of the Left" which for election purposes is in coalition with the Communists.
Another is premier Georges Pompidou, a banker-turned-politician who figures naturally in the line of succession.
Another is 41-year-old Valery Giscard d'Estéfany whose independent Republican party in alliance with the Gaullists union for the New Republic U.N.R. gives the Gaullists their present majority.
A year ago Giscard d'Estaing openly proclaimed his intentions to win the presidency in 1972 and has been running hard ever since to win Gaulist affections over from Pompidou. As De Gaulle's handpicked Premier Pompidou is
relatively untried in national politics.
For Americans, Giscard d'Estaing pronounced Zhee-skar Dess-tang is the most interesting candidate.
His critics have called him both arrogant and conceited. He has had himself photographed piloting his own plane, skiing, hunting and on the bench.
He has been described as seeking the Kennedy image.
Critics Are Severe
He also has been described as having one of the best economic minds in France.
Before being dropped by De Gaulle a year ago last January as finance minister, he also proved himself tough. He lost popularity with businessmen but his austerity measures made France the common market nation with the lowest inflation rate.
He makes no bones about his admiration for De Gaulle and therefore it could be expected he would make no changes in policies that have so irritated the United States.
Nonetheless, he is the man to watch. He hopes to double his representation in Parliament this year. If so, he could be the next premier and after that the next president of France.
SATELLITE PROJECT
PARIS—(UPI)—The U. N. Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) has launched a two-year study of a project to place a communicat ons satellite over India to relay educational radio and television programs. UNESCO said if the dan came to fruition it would cost between $30 and $40 million and it was hoped the money might be contributed by 'one of the space powers."
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