4 KAMPER KANSAN HT Friday, July 19, 1968 Aesthetic Athletics Lazy man's sports By CHUCK STOKES The athletic program of the camp is designed for brain or brawn. Basketball, softball and other sports invigorate the physically fit while chess and checkers stimulate the mentally awake. But along the line somewhere the lazy person has been left out. Left behind by speeding sneakers or cut down by lightning minds they wait to be recognized in their own field. It is time for the lazy to be brought to the fore with the lazy man's sports. Fork-lifting is one of the most strenuous of the lazy sports because of its repeated performance (sometimes 30 lifts per exercise, three times a day). This sport helps build up the arm muscles and for ambitious participants, the lip muscles. Fork - lifters with large intestinal cavities have been known to lift the fork many thousands of times in a 24 hour period. Elevator button pushing and Coke can ring pulling are related sports both involving action in the fingers. The professional EBP and CCRP is easily recognized by the huge index finger on right or left hand and the absence of a fingernail on that particular digit. Vending machine button pushing, cold food window prying and many other sports can be added to the EBP and CCRP's line-up. Breathing hard is one of the more popular sports as it is extremely cheap to enter. No equipment is necessary. Training is minimal, requiring one to breathe once of twice during the preceding day. Competition is intense and judging is difficult. One of the more popular of the lazy man's sports is talking. The talker is identified by massive lip and cheek muscles and well-muscelled tongue. The talker is judged by words per minute alone. Content is not considered in judging. Those that are able to put the judges to sleep win automatically. —Kansan Photo by Bill Jeffries DROY EXECUTES FOREHAND SMASH; CHITWOOD GAPES One of the common sights around JRP, Lance Droy and Ferris Chitwood in the intellectual pursuit of table tennis. Foreign students take education in U.S. seriously Do foreign students take their education seriously in the United States? The 1968 Commencement program lists 107 foreign students who earned graduate degrees from KU in a 12-month period. Nineteen earned the Ph.D. degree and 88 the master's. Another 35 received bachelor's degrees. They do, says Dr. Clark Coan, dean of foreign students at the University of Kansas and president of the National Association. There were 642 foreign students on the Lawrence campus last fall. Since many are unable to be here more than one year, Dean Coan considers the record of degrees earned remarkable. Concert artists provide entertainment FRIDAY EVENING CONCERT 7:15 p.m. RED BAND RED BAND LeRoy Esau, Conductor Charles Lawson, Guest Conductor Lonn Richards, Guest Conductor Col. F. Vivian Dunn, Guest Conductor His Honor Henry Fillmore West Side Story Selection Leonard Bernstein Esau, conducting Lawson, conducting Manhattan Beach ... John Philip Sousa Richards, conducting Marche Slave ... P. Tschaikowsky Cockleshell Heroes Lt. Col. F. Vivian Dunn Serenata Lerov Anderson Col. Dunn, conducting SATURDAY AFTERNOON PROGRAM 2:15 p.m. THE CHORALE Darrell R. Conkleton Two Folk Songs ... Johannes Brahms In Stiller Nacht Die Wollust in den Maien Go, Lovely Rose ... Eric Thiman Bird of Youth ... Russian arr. Sveshnikov Camptown Races ... Foster arr. Halloran CONCERT ORCHESTRA Gerald M. Carney, Conductor Col. F. Vivian Dunn, Guest Conductor William R. Porter, Guest Conductor Theme Song Irish Tune from County Derry ... arr, Percy Grainger Russlov and Ludmilla, Overture ... Michail Glinka Paul Bunyan, Suite ... William Bergsma The Dance of the Blue Ox Country Dance Night Carney, conducting Porter, conducting Sigurd Jorsalfar, Suite Edward Grieg March of Allegiance Col Dunn conducting Porter conducting BLUE BAND Kenneth Bloomquist, Conductor William Porter, Guest Conductor Neill Humfeld, Guest Conductor St. Lawrence Suite ... Morton Gould Dedication Quickstep Col. Vivian F. Dunn, Guest Conductor France Suite ... Morton Gould Col. Vivian F. Dunn, Guest Conductor Mannin Veen Haydn Wood Bloomquist conducting Bloomquist, conducting The Vanished Army ... Kenneth Alford Porter, conducting Divertimento for Band...Vincent Persichetti Divertimento for Band ... Vincent Persichetti Prologue Song Dance Burlesque March Humfeld, conducting Scenes Pittoresques ... J. Massenet Fete Boheme Col. Dunn, conducting Col. Dunn, conducting SUNDAY AFTERNOON CONCERT 2:15 p.m. CONCERT, CHAMBER, and SYMPHONIC CHOIRS Duncan Couch and Darrell Benne, Conductors Gloria Laudamus te Domine Deus Domine fili unigenite Domine Deus, Agnus Dei Qui sedes ad dexteram Patris Suzanne Jouvenat, Soprano Benne, conducting Orchestra: Tuba Peyton Cudable Flutes Tacy Weidman Jinny Sloan Oboe Candy Hedberg Morton Rader English Horn Mike Seyfrit B Flat Clarinet Chuck Lawson Scott Bridges Bass Clarinet Barbara Wells Bassoon Charles Rader Bill Davis Horns Mike Berger Carolyn Godwin Ken Wiley Candy Devine Trumpets Mike Latimer Paul Gray Trombones Roy Guenther Jack Coleman Vincent May Piccolo Feryl Cauble Tuba Jim Barnes Tymany Dave Cook Horn Ineta Bebb Bass Stan Ricker George Puckett Violins I Bob Waugh Marion Scheid John Williams Ann Carson Violin II Charlotte Gibson Eleanor Allen Cynthia Tamer Ruth Ann Brown Viola Toni Riley Esther Shriver Tom Schrandt Gary Storm Cello Cello Carl Peiper Anita Johnson Don Watts John Smith SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Gerald M. Carney, Conductor Col.F. Vivian Dunn, Guest Conductor Symphony No. 2 in D Major ... Ludwig v. Beethoven Symphony No. 2 in D Major ... Ludwig v. Beethoven Fourth movement: allegro vivace Roumanian Rhapsody No. 1 ... Georges Enesco Oberon, Overture ... Carl Maria v. Weber Swan Lake Ballet, suite ... Peter Tschaikowsky Waltz Symphony No. 5 (New World) ... Anton Dvorak Fourth movement: allegro con fuoco Carnev. conducting Col. Dunn, conducting SUNDAY EVENING CONCERT 7:00 p.m. GOLD BAND David Catron, Conductor Wendell Hodges, Guest Conductor Col. F. Vivian Dunn, Guest Conductor Theme Song Irish Tune from County Derry .. arr. Percy Grainger Marche Hongroise from "Damnation of Faust" Berlioz Variations On A Korean Folk Song ... John Barnes Chance Catron, conducting Scenes from "The Louvre" ... Dello Joio The Portals Childrens Gallery The Kings of France The Nativity Paintings Finale Hodges, conducting Song of Jupiter Handel La Mascarada Harold Walters Col. Dunn, conducting CONCERT BAND CONCERT BAND Russell L. Wiley, Conductor Neill Humfeld, Guest Conductor Col F. Vivian Dunn, Guest Conductor Carmina Burana...Carl Orff 1. Ecee gratum, Behold the spring 2. Fortune plango vulherna, I lament Fortune's blow Danza Final from Suite "Estancia" Alberto Ginastera Wilev, conducting Incantation and Dance ... John Barnes Chance Humfeld, conducting Overture, Russian and Ludmilla ... Michail Glinka Music for Festival, Suite for Band ... Gordon Jacob Overture Scherzo March Festival in Badged from "School" festival in Badgad from "Scheherazade" ... Rimsky-Korsakov Col. Dunn, conducting