Friday, May 4, 1962
University Daily Kansan
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SHOP YOUR CLASSIFIED ADS
FOR SALE
WANTED
WANTED: One English bicycle. Call VI 3-
2700. Ext: 376. Ask for Betty.
1960 Austin Healey 4-seater, wire wheels,
overdrive, radio, new Michelin X tires.
Must sell before June Call VI 3-4050.
5-1n
New washer & driver, gas stove, refrigerator, 20" fan, 91" red drapes, electric shaver, deep fryer, blender, iron, white fiber rug, drum器, attachment, balancing ball, books & tools. Mrs. David Lichtenstein. 2613 Belcrist Dr. 5-10
1959 2 bedroom 3688 Mobile home in excellent condition. Blond bhreel panel interior, 13 drawers, 10 ft. closet space, built-in linen closet and clothes hamper. See after 5. 1417 E. 15th. 3rd from South end. 5-10
Economy Hi-Fi Stereo: VM changer — $15, 25-watt amp $10, 15-watt amp competition racing bicycle — $45, guitar — 1421 W, 19th IV - 3-2509 — 5-8
EICO FM, HI-FI, TV combination: $120,
or separately: Less changer $25, Amp.
$25, TV — $25, TV — $25, speaker.
$25, console-cabinet — $10, 1421 W, 19-
VI 2-3569.
New emerald cut diamond ring. 78 (3/4)
carat, white gold, two side baguettes.
Appraised value $800, save $300. Private
party. Call VI 2-0432. 5-10
DOUBLE bed — twin bed, chest, dresser
drawers and miscellaneous. Call V1.
1875 5-8
1949 Hudson - crash. Motor overhauled.
1950 Hudson - cash. Call VI 3-1821-5
VI 3-1821 after 7AM
Keystone 8 mm electric eye camera. 500
screen. Call VI 2-1900, evenings. 5-7
MAGNAVOX FM-AM 9 translator porta-
lumina BN-EM 79.50 to 79.50 Pettengt-Diuss, 723 Mass, 5-8
Large roll-top desk and chair in perfect
condition. Includes bookcases.
V-13-8720 after 6 p.m.
5-8
1955 Dodge Custom Royal V-8. Air conditioned, power steering, power seat, powerflite (recently adjusted), Starter, u-joint and water(added), water(added), less than 2,000 miles on new points and plugs. $395. VI 3-0062 or VI 3-7360 after. 5-4
Magnavox HI-FI Console. Extra nice
895.50 Pettengill-Davis Store,
723 Mass.
Good used set of Wilson Sam Snead Blue Ridge roof clubs; 1 & 3 strata block
good bag and wood socks. John Bateman.
1233 Dice, VI 3-9575. 5-4
Used Magnavox portable Hi-Fi. New-
styles. Stylus. $9.50. Pettengli-Del-
723 Mass. 733 Mass.
1954 Mercury — $195. Very good opportunity—student leaving town Good run time. A solid starter for power brakes, automatic transmission. Skyline, Sally Daniel, VI 3-5600. 5-4
Gunis: Lawrence Firearms Co. New & Old
Firearms 12346 Ohio (ins to Javahawk Café).
MISCELLANEOUS
ELECTROLUX VACUUM CLEANERS FOR SALE: New machines & a few reuctions for servicing & delivery. F. V. Cox, local manager, 1904 Barker. Phone VI 3-3277.
HAPPY SHOPFING always at Grant's Drive-In Pet Center — most complete pet store in the phone. P. phone 2921. Modern self-service. Open 8 to 6:30 p.m. week days. tf
1952-35 x 8 Star TRAILER HOUSE Large study room. Danish modern chairs Completely furnished. A REAL BUY VI 3-487H, 7th & Arkansas. tf
PRINTED BIOSLOGY STUDY NOTES: 60 pages, complete outline of lecture; comprehensive diagrams and definitions; new edition: formerly known as the Theta Notes; Call VI 2-0742 anytime. Free delivery. $4.50. tf
STUDY AIDS for Chemistry 2 and 2A
and complete and complete. $25.
per copy, VI 7-7533.
FOUND IN FRASER HALL: 1 purse of cosmetics, 8 head scarves, 1 Parker found in the mall, 3 case. Stendhal book — 'The Red and the Black', 2 neck scarves, 1 brown men's glove, 2 black leather gloves, 1 white ladies' glove, ladies' black suede gloves, 1 white ear muff, 1 brown glove, 1 white ear muff, 1 brown ear muff, 3 umbrellas. Claim at 111 Flint.
FOUND
1953 Super 88 Oldsmobile. Extra clean.
$300.00. Call VI 2-2769. tf
Nice 52 foot 1960 CATALINA TRAILER
HOUSE. 10' wide, 2 bedrooms, automatic
seats, rear storage. Balance owing -
$200 down. Underwood
Inv. Co. V 3-3875, 1117 Mass. St.
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OLYMPIA PORTABLE typewriters, precision made to perform like an upright. typewriter sales, service, rentals. Loretta Typewriter. 735 MASS. VI 3-8644.
GENERAL BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES
complete with diagrams, comprehensive
definitions, and time saving charts
Handy cross index for quick reference
$3.50. free delivery. Phone VI 3-7553
VI 3-7578. tt
ATTENTION PRE-MED students: Third year medical student must sell his Bausch Cali M 3-8977 or come to 807 Aik. for more information.
FOR RENT
3 room furnished house. $55 per mo. Also
two, 2 bedroom. furnished apts. Washer &
air conditioner. Available June 5 & Aug.
Duplex furnished apts. 1893-1894.
1822 Missouri St. $5 per m. Available
May 6. June 1. T. A. Hemphill. VI 3-
3902.
U-HAUL TRAILERS: Local or one-way.
VIA 2-0401. VIA 7th and MH VI
VI 2-0401. 5-23
Opening Next Week! THE HOF, Exclusive new bachelor apartments for graduate men. One block from Union Private entrance, parking. Air conditioned. Utilities pd. $40 up. Mr. Gonigle 143 Malott. 5-8
Nearly new furnished two bedroom apt. June 1, 3-minute walk to law school. Private parking, new kitchens, automatic washer. For appt. call vl 3-8534
Attractive 2 bedram _ home, 1 block south
Furnished, 1 bedroom and electric chair.
Furnished. VI 3-3293. 5-9
Don't fight the heat this summer! Study in centrally air conditioned apts.
$75 and Up
Furnished & unfurnished
Call or come out
to see other outstanding features.
Park Plaza Apartments
VI 2-3416 1912 W. 25th
NICELY FURNISHED Apt. available June 1. Adjoining campus. Private entrance and bath. Off St. parking. Utilities pd. Call VI 3-3893. 5-7
Will rent or sell furnished or unfurnished a 3 bedroom house with full basement. L. R. carpeted. Garage. Southeast. Avail. July Ist. Call VI. 3-4650 after 6. 5-23
LARGE NICELY- FURNISHED apt. 2
kids science lab 3 students. Available now. 520 LA VI- 27-0731
To Rent - Board and room for summer session & next fail - VI 3-4385. tt
TYPEWRITERS for rent cheap — call VI 3-0031 between 5 and 7 p.m. ft.
HELP WANTED
Two boys for permanent or part time Apply in person at Virginia 5-10 Motel
MILLIKEN'S "SOS" needs several qualified stenographers and secretaries for part time and full time work. Call VI 3-5920 for interview. tf
MALE STUDENT WANTED who plans to stay in Lawrence through the summer months. Job is part-time now, but will become a full time employee ends. Contact Tom Dixon, VI 3-7446. Dixon's Drive-In Restaurant, 2500 West 6th.
BEVERAGES — All kinds of six-paks,
ice cold. Crushed ice in water repellent
papered paper bags. Plastic, party supplies.
plant, 6th & Vermont. Phone VI v1
0350.
TYPING
Clerk Steno I for Secretary, School of Journalism. Must be capable, reliable, responsible and have a cumulative responsibility. Better than average pay. Phone VI 3-2700. Ext. 370. tf
Blue bilford, Strong basement, Friday,
April 27. Keep money, return bilford;
important papers. Leslie Freeze, VI 3-
7600. 5-7
light blue leather wallet. If found, please
REWARD. Bailey Hall, KU 5-8
REWARD
LOST
EXPERIENCED TYPIST. Term papers, Experiential application letters. Electric typewriter — Special symbols & signs. Prompt service. Cookert Cook, 2008. Rhode Island, VI 3-7485.
CALL VI 3-5019 for neat & precise typing and moderate rates. Mrs. Phyllis Spinetto.
"Experienced, neat, accurate typing done on term papers, theses, dissertations, etc. Standard calls. Call VI 2-1726. Mrs. Martha Tegeler, 9 Stouffer 3." tf
Fying done by former private secretary.
Ryan engels at VI 3-1820. 5-7
MILIKEN'S "SOS" now offers profess-
ers the ability to prefetch VI 3-5920, 10212, Mass. It app-
preferred
Experience typist would like typing in reasonable rates. Call V1 368-2543 any time
"GOOD TYPING ENHANCES A GOOD PAPER, and creates a favorable impression." Typing at standard rates, call Miss Joseph Pope, POI 3-1097. tt
EXPERIENCED TYPIST  will do typing
name — call VI 3-9136. Mrs. L.
Gebihch.
Typing by experienced typist, electric
motor, and driver. Mrs. Dorn
Patterson, VI 3-5833.
Reasonable rate, prompt and accurate service. Mrs. Bodin. VI 3-3186. tf
FORMER SECRETARY with electric typewriter wishes to do typing. Reasonable rates. Call Mrs. Nancy Cain at vi1 8-0524.
TYPING: Experienced typist. Former secretary will type these, term papers, memoirs, letters, or non-official rates. Electric typewriter. Mrs. McEldowney. Ph. VI 3-8568.
Experienced typist will type theses, term papers, manuscripts, etc., on electric arc welding with signs and/or rate. Call VI 2-1546, Mrs. Suzanne Gilbert. 5-10
EXPERIENCED TYPIST: Immediate attention to term papers, reports, theses, etc. Neat, accurate service at reasonable rates. Call Mrs. Charles Pattii. VI 3-8379.
Experienced typist. 6 years experience in thesis and term papers. Electric typeset, fast accurate service (managing rates). Mrs. Barlow. 408 W. 13th, II 2-168. Mrs. Bairrow. 408 W. 13th, II 2-168.
THESES, reports, term papers typed neatly, accurately by experienced typist, typewriter Reasonable to Marian Graham, 1619 Delaware. Call 3-0483.
EXPERIENCED TYPIST: Will type theses, term papers, and themes, neatly on new electric typewriter. Call Mrs. Fulcher, VI 3-0558, 1031 Miss. tf
BUSINESS SERVICES
BABYSITTING WANTED — nice home,
fenenced yard, no traffic problem. $40
an hour or $10 a week. 8-5. References, VI 3-
828.
INVISIBLE REWEAVING. Fabric rewoven so damage cannot be seen. Cigarette burns, moth holes, tears or snags repaired. Call VI 2-2533. tt
RENT a new electric portable sewing machine, $1 per week. Free delivery if rented for two weeks or more. White Sewing Center, 916 Mass. VI 3-1267
ALTERATIONS — Call Gail Reed, VI 3-
7551, or 921 Miss. tt
DRESS MAKING and alterations. For-
warded by Ols Gls Smith 9391%; Mass. Call Vi 3-5263.
TYPEWRITERS — Sales, service, rentals.
Office supplies, school supplies. Lawrence
Typewriter Exchange, 735 Mass., V1 3-
3644.
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GRANTS Drive-In Pet Center, 1218
— one step — save time and money. Fish,
birds, hamsters, chameleons, turtles,
great pet etc., plus complete lines.
pet supplies. tf
ONE STOP COMPLETE SERVICE
Tune-Ups . . . by Dynavision
Wheel Aligning by Alemite
Wheel Balancing — Brake Lining Service
Radiator — Carburetor — Spark Plugs
Transmission Repairs — Mufflers
GENERAL PSYCHOLOGY I Lecture and Lab. Discussion STUDY NOTES are now available. Notes are revised and comprehensive. Price: $4. Call VI 2-7572 free delivery.
VI 3-9849
Art Nease, Mgr.
BRIDGE STANDARD SERVICE
601 Mass.
CRAM COURSE NO. 4: BATHYMETRY
Continuing our series of pre-final exam cram courses, today we take an bathymetry - the study of ocean depths.
Admittedly, this is not a terribly popular course on most campuses. And small wonder. In the whole world there is only one bathyscape, and only two people can get into it.
Nevertheless, the study of ocean depths is of great importance. Why, do you realize that the ocean is by far the world's largest biological environment? The ocean has more than three hundred times as much living room as all the continents and islands combined! Unfortunately, only fishes live in it.
And small wonder. Who'd want to live some place where he couldn't smoke? Surely not I! I wouldn't give up my good Marlboro Cigarettes for the Atlantic and the Pacific put together. Nothing could induce me to forego Marlboro's fine mellow flavor, Marlboro's clean white filter, Marlboro's flip-top box that really flips, Marlboro's soft pack that's really soft. Let others repair to the spacious deeps. Me, I will stick with my Marlboros and the tiny garret I share with a tympanist.
But I digress. Back to the oceans. The largest, as we know, is the Pacific, which was discovered by Balboa, a Spaniard of great vision. To give you an idea of Balboa's vision, he first saw the Pacific while standing on a peak in Darien, which is in Connecticut.
Even more astounding, when Balboa reached San Francisco, he clearly saw the Hawaiian Islands! Being, as we know, a friendly cuss, Balboa waved merrily to the Hawaiians and shouted, "Great little ocean you got here, kids!" The Hawaiians, also, as we know, friendly cusses, waved back, declared a half holiday, organized a luau, built a cheery fire over which they prepared several gallons of poi, a suckling pig, and Captain Cook. This, of course, was the origin of Cooking.
Who'd want to live there?
But I digress. The Pacific, I say, is the largest ocean and also the deepest. The Mindanao Trench, off the Philippines, measures more than 5,000 fathoms in depth. (It should be pointed out here that ocean depths are measured in fathoms—lengths of six feet—after Sir Walter Fathom, a noted British sea measureur of the seventeenth century who, upon his twenty-first birthday, was given a string six feet long with which he used to go scampering all over England measuring sea water until he was arrested for loitering. A passion for measuring seems to have run in the family; Fathom's cousin, Sir Sol Furlong, spent all his waking hours measuring race tracks until Charles II had him beheaded in honor of the opening of the London School of Economies.)
But I digress. Let us, as the poet Masefield said, go down to the seas again. (The seas, incidentally, have ever been a favorite subject for poets and composers.) Who does not remember Tennyson's "Break, break, break"? Or Byron's "Roll on, thou dark and deep blue ocean, roll"? Or the many hearty sea chanties that have enriched our folk music—songs like "Sailing Through Kansas" and "I'll Swab Your Deck If You'll Swab Mine" and "The Artificial Respiration Polka." My own favorite sea chanty goes like this:
A girl loved a sailor and he did jilt her,
And she did weep and roar-ho!
Until she found a perfect filter,
And a perfect smoke—Marlboro!
Sina hey, sing ho, sing ring-a-ding-ding,
Sina tars and spars and patches,
Sing pack and box and lots to like,
And don't forget the matches!
© 1952 Max Shulman
The landlocked makers of Marlboro wish you smooth sailing through your final exams and smooth smoking—with Marlboro, of course. Have YOU settied back with a Marlboro lately?