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Aftermon secretary help wanted. Real estate experience preferred. Give qualification first letter. Mail 10 to Aftermon. University Daily Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas. 3-29
BURSE at Jayhawk Cafe Friday night.
Lane, Wastalk Hall. Reward. 1-3-29
Two girls dress coats valued at $200. Left at big Barn between 11:30 and 12:30 Saturday night. One camel colored boy coat with Weaver's label. One Van Dyke beige with fur collar. Reward. Call Tim Hamill at VI 3-5770. 3-27
Aeronautical engineering laboratory report in Kansas Union Reading Room Friday, March 16. Phone VI 3-9354 for Brien Liebst. Reward!! 3-27
WANTED
PERSON HAVING MRS. AUSTIN'S PURSE: Keep the cash, but please return it. No money or checks. Lindley or ext. 275. No questions. Need check and papers desperately. 3-27
FOR SALE
GUNS: LAWRENCE FIREARMS CO.
SPECIAL THIS WEEK. 1537 Magnum (or
a power tool) a price lot on
quote. A few inexpensive .22 revolvers
left, 1349 OHIO. 3-29
1953 8' x 28' Travelite Trailer Home. Excellent location in private yard. Garden and yard space. Good for student couple. Available end of May. Call VI 2-1063.
White dinner jacket by "After Six" Size
44. Call dinner 3-2551, preferably with
a bell.
1959 MGA, red, both tops, wire wheels,
radio, heater, running lights, motor just
overhauled. Excellent condition. Call
VI 2-1989, 5-7 p.m.
3-27
Used TV. Must sell. See Lain at 1244 Lafter 5 p.m.
3-27
New heavy retreads $10 each. ex., plus tax for most all small cars: Sizes 560-15, 590-15, 600-13, 640-15, etc. at Ray Stoneback's, 829 Mass. 4-13
GENERAL BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES.
complete with diagrams, comprehensive charts,
Handy cross index for quick reference
to delivery. Phone VI 3-1558
VI 3-5778
ATTENTION PRE-MED students: Third year medical student must sell his Bausch
Call VI 3-8977 or come to 407 Ark. for
more information.
Gibson guitar — $60 and Ludwig tenor banjo — $30. Both with case. Also 10 watt Hi Fi amplifier and 12-in. Hi Fi speaker — $35. Call VI 3-1647. 3-27
OLYMPIA PORTABLE typewriters, precision made to perform like an upright. Typewriter sales, service, rentals.ENCE Typewriter, 733 Mass. VI 3-8644
HAPPY SHOPPING always at Grant's Drive-In Pet Center — most complete pet photo set. Photograph 2921. Modern self-service. Open 8 to 6:30 p.m. week days. tf
WESTERN CIVILIZATION NOTES: All
papers bound and archived.
graphed and bound. Extremely com-
prehensive and analytical. $4.00. Call
Cool 101 after 4:30 p.m. for free de-
livery.
PRINTED BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES: 60 pages, complete outline of lecture; comprehensive diagrams and definitions; new edition; formerly known as the Theta Notes; Call VI 2-0742 anytime. Free delivery. $4.50.
BUSINESS SERVICES
PROFESSIONAL party planning, for those with impeccable tastes. Parties for any occasion, completely arranged. For most impressive party, call V 3-27-1241.
EXPERIENCED MOTHER — would like child to care for, 3 to 4 yrs, old, in her home. Also would like ironing, 15c per piece. $34 Indiana, VI 2-3473. tf
RENT a new electric portable sewing machine, $1 per week. Free delivery if rented for two weeks or more. White Sewing Center, 916 Mass. VI 3-1267.
GRANT'S Drive-In Pet Center, 1218
A new pet store - one stop - save time & money. Fish,
birds, hamsters, chameleons, turtles,
etc., plus complete lists of
pet supplies.
ALTERATIONS -- Call Gall Reed, VI 3-7551, or 921 Miss. tt
INVISIBLE REWEAVING. Fabric rewoven so damage cannot be seen. Cigarette burns, moth holes, tears or snags repaired. Call VI 2-2533. tt
GENERAL PSYCHOLOGY L. Lecture and Lab. Discussion STUDY NOTES are now available. Price: $4. Call VI 2-9752 free delivery.
DRESS MAKING and alterations. For-
Smith 839' Bs, Cali. Mail I-3-5263. u
TYPEWRITERS — Sales, service, rentals.
Office supplies, school supplies. Lawrence
typewriter Exchange, 735 Mass., VI 3-
3644.
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Hood to raincoat — 3 scarves — men & women's gloves — 4 pairs GLASSES — 2 assignment books — 5 sets of keys — 10 catalogs, book back reader, The Press & Society, Introduction to Mass Communications, Better Paragraphs — tt Jewelry. Claim at 111 Flint.
MISCELLANEOUS
BEVERAGES — All kinds of six-paks,
ice cold. Crushed ice in water repellent
paper bags. Plicc. Phone supply
Ice Plant. 6th & Vermont. Phone VI
3-9350.
FOK RENT
2 single rooms & one double room for boys. Available now. Call I3-4534. 3-29
WANTED a roommate for nice apt. $30
WANTED 2213 Naitsmith. I-2-2562 B.
Bergman.
Sleeping rm for rent for men students.
Bathroom for rent for men students & refrigerators
1315 Tenn, V 3-3990
4-10
Park Plaza South Apartments
Central Air Conditioning Brick Constructed Fully Insulated Carpeted Garbage Disposal Off Street Parking
We will pay local moving expenses VI 2-3416 or VI 3-8253 Office -- 1912 W. 25th.
APT, for 2 or 3 boys. Utilities pid 1 block
April 11st of April 1st of April 11th
sooner. 1142 Indiana. 3-50
LARGE NICELY FURNISHED apt. 2
rooms, kitchen, and bath, ideal for 2
or 3 students. Avail. Feb. 1. 520 La. VI
2-9731
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LARGE FURNISHED  east side, utilities paid. $50. Call VI 3-6294. fax 3-6294.
EXPERIENCED TYPIST: Term papers,
application letters. Electric typewriter —
Special symbols & signs. Prompt service.
Robert Cook, 2006. Rhode Island. VI 3-7485.
TYPING
JOB SEEKERS: Prospective employers see you thru your letter of application and then create own first impressions. For fast accurate typing service call V 3-0483. 4-10
"GOOD TYPING ENHANCES A GOOD PAPER, and creates a favorable impress- ting ability. For excellent typing at standard rates, call Miss Louise Pope, VI 3-1097.
CREETARY WILL DO TYPING in home
Fast, accurate, reasonable rates. Familiar
with legal terms. Call Marsha Goff at
VI 2-1749. tf
EXPERIENCED TYPIST: Will type theses, term papers, and themes, neatly on new electric typewriter. Call Mrs Fulcher, VI 3-0558, 1031 Miss. tf
FROM TERM TO TERM a paper needs typing. Special rates to students. Execution of the Service. 5917 B Woodson, Mission, HE 2-7715 Eves or Sacr Ari 2-2186
HAVE TROUBLE WITH SPELLING punctuation & grammar? Former Eng. instructor who teaches reports & reports accurately. Standard rates. See Mrs. Compton, 1319 Vt, apt. 3.
TYPING: Experienced typist. Former secretary will type theses, term papers and articles in Journal of Reasonable Rates. Electric typewriter. Mrs. McEldowney. Ph. VI 3-8568.
EXPERIENCED TYPIST: Immediate attention to term papers, reports, theses, etc. Neat, accurate service at reasonable rates. Call Mrs. Charles PVII, VI 3-8379
EXPERIENCEIED TYPIST will do typing
home — call VI 3-9136 Mr. Loren
Gehlbach
Experienced typist will type theses, term papers, etc. on electric typewriter with a math and Greek keyboard Standard rate. Mrs. Suzanne Gilbert. Call VI 2-1546.
Experienced Typist; Electric typewriter Interested in theses, term papers, etc Student rates. Betty Vequist, 1935 Barker Call VI 3-2001
Experienced typist would like typing in
various languages as a requisite rates. Call VI 3-2651 any time.
THESES, reports, term papers typed neatly, accurately by experienced typist typewriter. Reasonable rate Marian Graham, 1619 Delaware CI 3-0483
TYPIST, experienced in theses and term papers. Fast & accurate work at reasonable rates. Call Mrs. Mehlinger, VI 3-1409. tj
Typing: Will type reports, thesis, etc.
Sale: 1511 W. 21 St. CALL VI 3-6440. ttl
sell, 1511 W. 21 St. CALL VI 3-6440. ttl
Experienced typist 6 years experience in thesis and term papers. Electric typewriter, fast accurate service. Reasonable rates. Mrs. Barlow, 408 W. 13th, VI 21-1648.
FORMER SECRETARY with electric typewriter wishes to do typing. Reasonable rates. Call Mrs. Nancy Cain at VI 3-0524. tf
COLLEGE STUDENTS IN THE VACATION RIOTS
What touches off the vicious vacation riots in resort towns from coast to coast? What madness causes the drunkenness, open immorality, violent battles with police? What sudden mob impulse can motivate a crowd of 30,000 educated young men and women into a rampage of destruction? Perhaps it's a new way to "let off steam" . . . a savage kind of self-expression. But why are so many college students—presumably the nation's most "adult" and sophisticated young people—involved? Why do they knowingly risk their futures, even their lives for a few hours of wild abandon? In the new April McCall's, don't miss the unbelievable, yet true, report on the spread of this insane activity . . . the terrible price you may have to pay if you're involved . . . and how you can help stop the insanity.
in the new April
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CRAM COURSE NO. 1:
MODERN EUROPEAN HISTORY
We will start with Modern European History. Strietly defined, Modern European History covers the history of Europe from January 1, 1962, to the present. However, in order to provide employment for more teachers, the course has been moved back to the Age of Pericles, or the Renaissance, as it is jocularly called.
The school year draws rapidly to a close, and it's been a fun year, what with learning the twist, attending public executions, and walking our cheetahs—but are we ready for final exams? Some of us, I fear, are not. Therefore, in these few remaining columns, I propose to forego levity and instead offer a series of cram courses so that we may all be prepared at exam time.
The single most important fact to remember about Modern European History is the emergence of Prussia. As we all know, Prussia was originally called Russia. The "P" was purchased from Persia in 1874 for $24 and Manhattan Island. This later became known as Guy Fawkes Day.
Persia, without a "P" was, of course, called Ersia. This so embarrassed the natives that they changed the name of the country to Iran. This led to a rash of name change. Mesopotamia became Iraq, Schleswig-Holstein became Saxe-Coburg, Bosnia-Herzegovina became Cleveland. There was even talk in stable old England about changing the name of the country, but it was forgotten when the little princes escaped from the Tower and set fire to Pitt, the Elder.
Meanwhile Johannes Gutenberg was quietly inventing the printing press, for which we may all be grateful, believe you me! Why grateful? I'll tell you why grateful. Because without Gutenberg's invention, there would be no printing on cigarette packs. You would not know when you bought cigarettes whether you were getting good Marbors or some horrid imitation. You could never be sure that you were buying a full-flavored smoke with a pure white filter, a cigarette that lets you settle back and get comfortable—in short, a Marbrolor. It is a prospect to chill the bones and turn the blood to sorghum—so if you are ever in Frank-furt am Main, drop in and say thanks to Mr. Gutenberg. He is elderly—408 years old last birthday—but still quite active in his laboratory. In fact, only last Tuesday he invented the German short-haired pointer.
But I digress. Back to Modern European History. Let us turn now to that ever popular favorite, France.
France, as we all know, is divided into several departments.
He invented the German short-haired pouter
There is the Police Department, the Fire Department, the Gas and Water Department, and the Bureau of Weights and Measures. There is also Madame Pompadour, but that need not concern us because it is a dirty story and is only taught to graduate students.
Finally, let us take up Italy—the newest European nation. Italy did not become a unified state until 1848 when Garibaldi, Cavour, and Victor Emmanuel threw three coins in the Trevi Fountain. This lovely gesture so enchanted all of Europe that William of Orange married Mary Stuart and caused a potato famine in Ireland. This, in turn, resulted in Pitt, the Younger.
All of this may seem a bit complicated, but be of good cheer. Everything was happily resolved at the Congress of Vienna where Matternich traded Parma to Talleyrand for Mad Ludwig of Bavaria. Then everybody waltzed till dawn and then, tired but content, they started the *Thirty Years' War*. *War.* © 1962 Max Shulman
Today you can buy Marlboro all over Europe, but you might have to pay a premium. In all 50 of these United States, however, you get that fine Marlboro flavor, that excellent Marlboro filter, in flip-top box or soft pack at regulation popular prices.