Tuesday, March 13. 1962 University Daily Kansan
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BEVERAGES — All kinds of six-paks,
ice cold. Crushed ice in water repellent
closed paper bags. Picnic, party supple-
tion, 6th & Vermont. Phone VI 86-
6350.
INVISIBLE REWEAVING. Fabric rewoven so damage cannot be seen. Cigarette burns, moth holes, tears or snags repaired. Call VI 2-2533. tt
GRANT'S Drive-In Pet Center, 1218 Conn. Store, private store, save time and money. Fish, birds, hamsters, chameleons, turtles, etc., plus complete lists of pet supplies.
DRESS MAKING and alterations. For-
mentations by Ola Smith.
*9359; Mass. Cal. VI S-3283.
EXPERIENCED MOTHER — would like child to care for, 3 to 4 yrs. old, in her home. Also would like ironing, 15c per piece; 340 Indiana, VI 2-3473. tf
RENT a new electric portable sewing machine. $1 per week. Free delivery if rented for two weeks or more. Wear Sewing Center, 916 Mass. VI 3-1267. tf
ALTERATIONS — Call Gail Reed, VI 3-7531, or 921 Miss. tf
GENERAL PSYCHOLOGY I Lecture and Lab. Discussion STUDY NOTES are now available. these notes are revised and updated. Price: $4. Call VI 2-7852 free delivery.
TYPEWRITERS — Sales, service, rentals.
Office supplies, school supplies. Lawrence
Typewriter Exchange, 735 Mass., VI 3-
3644.
OLYMPIA PORTABLE typewriters, precision made to perform like an upright typewriter sales, service, rentals, stance Typewriter, 733 Mass. VI 8844
FOR SALE
Guitar instruction — all types. Classical guitar instructions also available now at Richardson's. Fine instrument rental service, too. 3-15
ATTENTION PRE-MED students: Third year medical student must sell his Bausch Cali V 3-8977 or come to 007 Ark. for more information.
HAPPY SHOPPING always at Grant's Drive-In Pet Center — most complete pet phone. Pet phone 2921. Modern self-service. Open 8 to 6:30 p.m. weekdays. tt
SIMCAX: 1953 super deluxe. Munt, sell imil-
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GENERAL BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES.
complete with diagrams, coprograms,
examples of how to use charts
Handy cross index for quick reference
to the delivery. Phone VI 3-7558
V1. 3-7587
1957 Olds 88 Holiday 4 dr. hardtop. Call
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WESTERN CIVILIZATION NOTES: All new and revised. 100 pages, mineographed and bound. Extremely comprehensive and analytical. $4.00. Call VI 2-1901 after 4:30 p.m. for free delivery. tt
PRINTED BIOLOGY STUDY NOTES: 60 pages, complete outline of lecture; comprehensive diagrams and definitions; new edition; formerly known as the Theta Notes; Call VI 2-0742 anytime. Free delivery. $4.50. if
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SHAKESPEARE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANY MORE
And we all know how familiar that is—I mean Marlboro cigarettes. And why should it not be familiar? Why, where learning is king, where taste is sovereign, where brain power rules supreme, should not Marlboro be everyone's favorite? The same good sense that gets you through an exam in Restoration Poetry or solid-state physics certainly does not desert you when you come to pick a cigarette. You look for a flavor that is flavorful, a filter pure and white, a choice of pack or box, a lot to like. You look, in short, for Marlboro—and happily you don't have to look far. Marlboro is available at your friendly tobaccoist's or vending machine, wherever cigarettes are sold in all fifty states and Las Vegas.
A recent and most heartening development in American college life has been the emergence of the artist-in-residence. In fact, the artist-in-residence has become as familiar a sight on campus as Latin ponies, leather elbow patches, Rorschach tests, hula hoops, and Marlboro cigarettes.
Take, for example, William Cullen Signafoos, artist-in-residence at the Toledo College of Belles Lettres and Fingerprint Identification.
But I digress. We were speaking of the new campus phenomenon—the artist-in-residence—a man or woman who writes, paints, or composes right on your very own campus and who is also available for occasional consultations with superior students.
As we all know, Mr. Sigafosas has been working for many years on an epic poem in rhymed couplets about the opening of the Youngstown-Akron highway. Until, however, he went into residence at the Toledo College of Belles Lettres and Fingerprint Identification, his progress was not what you would call rapid. He started well enough with the immortal couplet we all know: They speed along on wheels of rubber, rushing home in time for subur . . .
Then Mr. Signafos got stuck. It is not that his muse deserted him; it that he became involved in a series of time-consuming episodes—a prefrontal lobotomy for Irwin, his faithful sled dog; fourteen consecutive months of jury duty on a very complicated ease of overtime parking; getting his coattail caught in the door of a jet bound for Brisbane, Australia; stuff like that.
He was engaged in a very arduous job in Sandusky—posing for a sculptor of hydrants—when an offer came from the Toledo College of Belles Lettres and Fingerprint Identification to take up residence there, finish his magnum opus and, from time to time, see a few gifted students.
Mr. Sigafos accepted with pleasure and in three short years completed the second couplet of his Youngstown-Akron Turnpike epic: The highway is made of solid concrete and at the toll station you get a receipt.
Then a few gifted students came to visit him. They were a prepossessing lot—the boys with corduroy jackets and long, shaggy beards; the girls also with corduroy jackets but with beards neatly braided.
"What is truth?" said one. "What is beauty?" said another.
"Should a writer live first and write later or should he write and do a little living in his spare time?" said another.
"How do you find happiness—and having found it, how do you get rid of it?" said another.
"Whither are we drifting?" said another.
"I don't know whither you are drifting," said Mr. Sigafoos, "but as for me, I am drifting back to Sandusky to pose for the hydrant seater."
And back he went, alas, leaving only a fragment of his Youngstown-Akron Turnpike epic to rank with other such uncompleted masterpieces as Schubert's Unfinished Symphony, the Venus de Milo, and Singer's Midgets. © 1902 Max Shulman
Take cheer, good friends, from one masterpiece that is complete. We, refer, of course, to Marlboro cigarettes. Filter end and tobacco end are both as good as tobacco artistry and science can make them.