Everybody's talking about the Big Dumb Watch Thing
ZISH MOLBEGOTT,
senior at The Indiana
Vocational School
for the Tall says,
"it's the bee's knees"
It keeps time! (It's electric, don't you know.)
It comes with a packet of"keen"stick-on sayings! (aren't you just panting now?)
It's sort of colorful! (Ayellow band and magenta face?)
Being a full 36 inches high by 8 inches wide it's perfect for:
Putting around your waist
Giving to your 27ft.tall boyfriend
Can anybody look us in the eye and honestly say they can do without a BIG DUMB WATCH THING? YES!
YES!
(Sorry about that, BIG DUMB WATCH THING people.)
Who has the gall to bring you the BIG DUMB WATCH THING? Pepsodent Tooth Paste, that's who. Pepsodent gets teeth their absolute whitest. Which means if they were any whiter you'd be arrested for impersonating a headlight. Pepsodent is made especially for smiling at BIG DUMB WATCH THINGS and such happy stuff.
Also, Pepsodent toothbrushes, the toothbrush with the straight line design...preferred by dentists. But not plumbers.
To get a BIG DUMB WATCH THING send *only* $7.50 (how about *that*?) and an empty carton from any size Pepsodent Tooth Paste or label from a Pepsodent toothbrush to:
BIG WATCH THING · BOX 9473 · ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA 55177
BUT SEND NOW!! (Actually you can take your time. The supply is vast.)
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Get your BIG DUMB WATCH THING today!! After all, somebody has to be first.
Expires July 31, 2019. Allow 4 weeks for delivery