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University Daily Kansan
Tuesday, April 16, 1963
Students Selected-
(Continued from page 1) and George William Frick, Fort Scott freshman.
William Getz, Newton sophomore; Wayne Graham, Independence, Mo.; freshman; Cindy Grisamore, Wichita freshman; Janice Hayden, Ocean Springs, Miss., sophomore; Kenneth Holm, Prairie Village freshman; Gene Ireland, Shawnee Mission sophomore; Kay Kelly, Prairie Village sophomore; Martha Knight, Shawnee Mission sophomore; Carl Maxwell Logan, Holliday junior, and Karen Miller, Omaha, Neb., junior.
MARY MORTON, Leavenworth freshman; William Penglase, Tulsa, Okla., sophomore; Bernardette Schraeder, Dodge City freshman; David Schellabrager, Topeka sophomore; Dorothy Spitzfaden, Dallas, Tex., freshman; Margaret Steele, Salina freshman; Nancy Stevens, Shawnee Mission sophomore; Margarete Stolzenbach, Washington, D.C., sophomore; Claude Dwight Sutton, Wichita sophomore, and Susan Jane Riseley, Maumee, Ohio, junior.
Students going to Germany:
Charlotte Rae Almqist, Bridgeport freshman; Karen Kay Anderson, Bird City junior; John Patterson Atkinson, Topeka sophomore; D. George Barisas, Kansas City, Mo.; sophomore; George Sinclair Benson, El Dorado sophomore; Judith Anne Bodenhausen, Topeka sophomore; Carol Lee Crumrine, Tulsa, Okla, freshman; Danny Eugene Davidson, Wichita freshman, and Donna Ann Dennett, Kansas City freshman.
UP Will Continue Political Activities
University Party (UP) although defeated in all but three races in the elections April 3-4, plans to continue as an active political organization.
UP Greek co-chairman Bob Stewart, Bartlesville, Okla., sophomore, said, "The party will be as active as ever, if not more so. We will go ahead with our Student Political Education Campaign (SPEC), and the plans for holding a mock political convention next fall.
"We also plan to run a full slate of candidates next fall. People are interested, and we will remain active. We are a minority party but we are a strong minority party.'
Charles Whitman, Shawnee Mission junior who was defeated in the contest for president of the student body, said it was obvious that UP was a minority party. Whitman said both he and the party would continue to be "very, very active. We don't intend to fold up."
Whitman said the party was "out-hustled and out-organized" in the election.
HAROLD GUY Dresser, Leavenworth sophomore; Joan Fowler, Shawne Mission sophomore; Janet Frey, Topека junior; Marie Emma Geisler, Alma junior; William Don George, Kansas City junior; Douglas Martin Hager, Hutchinson junior; Robert Hindman, Neodesha sophomore; Betty Louise Hinsdale, Richmond, Va., senior; Gary Irl Hoffer, Newton junior; Ronald Eugene Horwege, St. Francis freshman; Mary Ruth Lanning, Lawrence freshman, and Fred Nelson Littooy, Hutchinson sophomore.
Pamela Kaye Longhofer, Salina freshman; Jeanne Frances Martini, Bartlesville Okla., sophomore; Claire Anne McElroy, Wichita sophomore; Frank John Munday, Denver, Colo., freshman; Lowell Calvin Paul, Colby freshman; Thorold Erskine Roberts, Lawrence sophomore; John Charles Roper, Garden City freshman; Lyndel Irene Saunders, Hugoton sophomore, and William Max Self.
Ann Victoria Sheldon, Independence junior; Karen Elizabeth Shoop, St. John sophomore; Leslie Leroy Siegrist, Hutchinson sophomore; Karen Lynn Stevenson, Wichita junior; Ruth Anne Thielen, Santana sophomore; Howard Lea Wilcox, Lawrence freshman, and Julie Evelyn Winkler, Caney sophomore.
Three KU Women To Study Abroad
Three KU women have received direct exchange scholarships for graduate study at universities in England and Germany.
Carol Betlack, Leoti senior, has received a scholarship to the University of Birmingham in England. The other grant for study in an English university has been awarded to Nadie Prouty, Newton senior, for study at the University of Reading.
Lois Lorand, Nutley, N. J., graduate student, has received a grant to study at the Christian-Albrechts-Universtität, Kiel, Germany.
Temperatures today will range from the upper 70's to the lower 80's. The low tonight will be in the 50's.
The weather will be clear to partly cloudy today with scattered thundershowers expected here tonight.
Weather
Tomorrow's temperatures will be cooler.
Law Day Friday; U.S. Judge to Talk
University of Kansas Law Day, the annual School of Law event featuring speeches, moot court competition and student awards will be held Friday.
The main speaker at the evening banquet will be Judge John W. Oliver of Kansas City, Mo. Judge Oliver recently was appointed to the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Missouri. Also speaking will be James K. Logan, dean of the School of Law. He will give the annual "state of the law school address."
FOUR STUDENTS will argue in the moot court competition. They will be graded by Judge Oliver; Judge Delmas C. Hill, Wichita, of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 10th Circuit, and Justice Harold R Fatzer, Topeka, of the Kansas Supreme Court and former Kansas attorney general.
Finalists in the moot court competition are Harry Craig and Ed Collister, both of Lawrence, Henry William Hopp, McPherson, and Tom Triplett, St. Joseph, Mo. All are second year students. The winners will comprise the moot court team which will enter national competition next year.
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All Student Council To Install Officers
The All Student Council will meet tonight in the Cottonwood Room of the Kansas Union.
Jerry Dickson, Newton senior and outgoing student body president will swear in Reuben McCormack, Abilene junior, and John Underwood, Parsons junior, as president and vice-president, respectively.
Nominations for next year's All Student Council officers will also be called for.
The nominees for ASC chairman, vice-chairman, secretary and treasurer will be voted on at the next meeting of the council, two weeks from tonight.
NOW YOU CAN BE YOUNGER THAN SHE IS
Thus the freshman boys are left dateless, and many is the night the entire freshman dorm sobs itself to sleep. An equally moist situation exists among upper-class girls. With upper-class men being snapped up by freshman girls, the poor ladies of the upper class are reduced to dreary, manless evenings of Monopoly and home permanents.
It is a scientific fact that girls reach emotional maturity earlier than boys. For this reason freshman girls are reluctant to make romantic alliances with freshman boys, but instead choose men from the upper classes.
It pleasures me to report there is a solution for this morbid situation—indeed, a very simple solution. Why don't the two great have-not groups—the freshman boys and the upper-class girls—find solace with each other?
True, there is something of an age differential, but that need not matter. Take, for example, the case of Albert Payson Sigafoos and Eustacia Vye.
Albert Payson, a freshman in sand and gravel at Vanderbilt University, was walking across the campus one day, weeping softly in his loneliness. Blinded by tears, he stumbled upon
the supine form of Eustacia Vye, a senior in wicker and raffia,
who was collapsed in a wretched heap on the turf.
"Why don't you watch where you're going, you minor youth?" said Eustacia neevishly.
"I'm sorry, lady," said Albert Payson and started to move on. But suddenly he stopped, struck by an inspiration. "Lady," he said, tugging his forelock, "don't think me forward, but I know why you're miserable. It's because you can't get a date. Well, neither can I. So why don't we date each other?"
"Surely you jest!" cried Eustacia, looking with scorn upon his tiny head and body.
"Oh, I know I'm younger than you are," said Albert Payson,
"but that doesn't mean we can't find lots of fun things to do together."
"Like what?" she asked.
"Well," said Albert Payson, "we could build a Snowman." "Rab!" said Fustacia, grinding her teeth.
"All right then," said Albert Payson, "we could go down to the pond and catch some frogs."
"Ugh!" said Eustacia, shuddering her entire length.
How about some fun shape paint? suggest Eustacia, "and You are callow, green, and immature," said Eustacia, "and I will thank you to remove your underaged presence from mine eyes."
Sighing, Albert Payson lighted a cigarette and started away. "Stay!" cried Eustacia.
He staved.
"Was that a Marlboro Cigarette you just lighted?" she asked.
"What else?" said Albert Pavson.
"Then you are not immature!" she exclaimed, clasping him to her clavicle. "For to smoke Marlboros is the very essence of wisdom, the height of American know-how, the incontrovertible proof that you can tell gold from dross, right from wrong, fine aged tobacco from pale, pathetic substitutes. Albert Payson, if you will still have me, I am yours!."
"I will," he said, and did, and today they are married and run the second biggest wicker and raffia establishment in Duluth, Minnesota.
© 1963 Max Shulman
Freshman, sophomore, junior, senior—all classes, ages, types, and conditions—will enjoy mild, rich, filter-tip Marlboro—available in pack or box in every one of our fifty states.