Page 6 University Daily Kansan 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Thursday. Feb. 7, 1963 By Steve Clark Somebody goofed! By some miscalculation of scheduling, there will be two star attractions performing at KU at the same time. Coach Bill Easton's indoor track team will meet highly touted Southern Illinois, which finished fourth in the NCAA outdoor meet last year, at 8 p.m. Saturday in Allen Field House. Southern Illinois is bringing its own Smothers Brothers, namely All-Americas Jim Dupree, Bill Cornell and Brian Turner, and this trio alone can harmonize well enough to smother the lean Kansas Jayhawkers. The Smothers Brothers of television fame will render musical compositions of harmony and comic at 8 p.m. Saturday in Hoch Auditorium. For example, Dupree made his 1963 indoor debut two weeks ago by defeating Jim Grelle in the Oregon Invitational. The NCAA half-mile champion (1:48.2) beat Grelle in the 1,000 yard run. He is expected to run the 88-yard run and the mile against KU. And then there is Turner, who finished second in the NCAA three-mile run at 13:53.9. He will team with Dupree in both the 880 and the mile runs. Cornell, who finished second in the NCAA behind Dyrol Burleson with a 4:00.5 time, will compete in the 600-yard dash and the 1,000 yard run. The SUA, which is sponsoring the Smothers Brothers, is staging a strong promotional campaign. For example, it is sending girls around to the various organized houses and dormitories with skits advertising the Smothers Brothers. The girls sales pitch goes something like this: "Boys, buy two tickets, one for yourself and the other for your date." Therefore, KU fans will have the opportunity to see three of America's top middle distance-distance runners in action Saturday night, that is if they can make it. Coach Easton has been working hard to promote his track program. This season, for the first time, he established a season ticket for indoor track meets. Of course, KU students get in on their identification cards, but the season ticket offer stimulates sales among Lawrence residents. This weekend, however, Easton missed the boat. What Coach Bill needs to promote track among the student body is a few curvey-figured females in knee high skirts to visit the different houses and dormitories and sing a few songs, dance a few steps, and tell the boys to bring their dates to the track meet. Easton also schedules top competition for his home meets. In addition to Southern Illinois, Oklahoma will compete at Allen Field House. The meets are run quickly, so that spectators will not lose interest. So that's the scoop. Coach. While your attendance at the Pittsburg State meet was good, it looks like you are going to have to take a few tips from the SUA on promotion. Oh, yes, that girls' track team from Topeka won't exactly fill the bill. Kansan Classified Ads Get Results KU Bowlers Lead Kansas Conference KU's bowling team is in first place in the Kansas Conference and in second place of the Big Eight Postal League at the mid-year mark. The Jayhawkers have compiled 42 points to their opponents' 18 in the Kansas Conference, a division of the National Intercollegiate Bowling Association. Wichita is in second place with a $ 341_{2}-251_{2} $ record; Kansas State is third, 28-32, and Emporia is last, 15-46. IN BIG EIGHT ACTION. Oklahoma leads with 20 victories and four defeats, KU, in the runner-up spot, has a 19-5 mark. Other conference team records to date in the postal league are: K-State, 13-11; Iowa State, 11-13; Colorado, 11-13; Missouri, 7-17, and Nebraska. 2-22. "The squad is doing mighty fine," Bascom Fearing, KU bowling coach, says. "Certain individuals are having some problems along the way, however. There's good competition for the first five spots with about eight men fighting for these positions." Dave Rybolt, Ottawa sophomore, is the current leader of the varsity bowling team. Rybolt has a 188 average for 96 recorded games since the beginning of the school year. "HE NEVER gives up." Fearing says of Rybolt. "Every ball he delivers is the best ball at that time. Some boys get discouraged when they throw a bad ball, not Dave who always rallies back. That's why his average is where it is." Rybolt is also secretary of the league postal bowling and has the task of compiling the results of team action each week. Terrel Hays, Shawnee senior, carries a 184 average for 96 games. Hays is the only senior on the team. "HAYS IS A competitor. When it comes to a showdown, he's a tough boy to whip. I just wish he could keep his average up better," the KU coach says. Others currently holding down team positions are Bob Wetzel, Lawrence freshman; Bob Bowersock, STUDENTS Grease Jobs . . $1.00 Brake Adj. . . . 98c Automotive Service Motor Tune-Ups, Wheel Balancing 7 a.m.-11 p.m. PAGE CREIGHTON FINA SERVICE 1819 W. 23rd SODOM AND GOMORRAH GRANADA NOW SNOWING! SHOWS AT 7:30 ONLY Close by DELUXE A TITANIS PRODUCTION A GEMFERTMERAND INJUSTE LEVINE ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE No Children's Tickets Sold Shawnee Mission junior, and Les Mueller, Belleville, Ill., freshman. Wetzel has a 190 average for 18 games; Bowersock, 186 for 54 games, and Mueller, 187 for 57 efforts. Three others could break into the KU starting lineup most any time. They are Jim Shanks, Kansas City, Mo., freshman, 18-185; Dennis Benner, Hiawatha junior, 80-182; and Harold Bunch, Kansas City junior, 63-182. Although getting off to a slow start early in the year because of a leg injury, B. J. Hember, Fairway sophomore, is burning up the hardwood in the women's sector in the Jay Bowl. Miss Hember, the defending women's national champion, recently fired a career game high with a 279 in practice. SHE ROLLED the 279 during a series of 12 straight practice games. Miss Member's average for the series was 213. "When she rolled that 279, I'm telling you, I've never seen anything more smooth," Fearing says. "Her rhythm and timing was perfect. Every ball was in the 1-3 pocket. She's made wonderful progress in the last couple of weeks." - One Showing Nightly at 7:30 * For Persons Over 18 Years of Age * Alive/Dead 6:45 Miss Member's activities, incidentally, apparently aren't limited to bowling. Fearing thinks she has talent in billiards. "She's got a pretty soft touch," Fearing says. "That's what it takes. For as little as she plays, she handles the ball pretty well." Knudson was high for the PKA's with 12 points; Karl Sartore scored eight points for Delta Chi. In the only Independent A action, the Trumps beat the JRP Stars 32- 25. The Trumps record now stands at 2-2, while the JRP Stars are 0-4. In Independent B play: Gunners 35, Conglomerates 19; Delta Function 51, Liahona 19; JRP Hustlers 30, Stevenson 24; Villa Capri 28, Templin 23; JRP 28, Kentuckians 18 and MBA won by forfeit from the Co-ops. In Fraternity B play: Sigma Alpha Epsilon 49, Sigma Phi Epsilon 16; and Delta Upsilon won by forfeit over Pi Kappa Tau. - All Seats $1.00 Alpha Tau Omega knocked Phi Delta Theta from the unbeaten ranks 46-40 in Fraternity A league play yesterday. The Phi Delt defeat put Delta Upsilon in sole possession of first place in Division II with a 4-0 record. Phil Delta Theta and Alpha Tau Omega are tied for second place with 3-1 records. Dave Bucker led the ATO's with 16 points. ATO'S Pin First Loss on Phi Delts Phi Gamma Delta defeated Delta Tau Delta 52-35 to move into fourth place. Jerry Thornton of the Phi Gam's was the games leading scorer with 16 points. Pi Kappa Alpha defeated Delta Chi in an overtime 39-37. 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