CALENDAR THURS | OCT 28TH THEOLOGY ON TAP Henry's On Eighth, 5:30 p.m.-7 p.m., free, all ages TRIVIA CLASH TRIVIA CLASH Record Bar, 6:45 p.m., $5, 21+ LIVE DUELING PIANOS Barrel House, B p.m.-2 a.m., $2-$3, 21+ CADILLAC SKY/ORIOLE POST/OLASSA Bottleneck, 9 p.m. BIG GIGANTIC AND ALEX B Granada, 9 p.m., $13- $15, all ages NEON DANCE PARTY Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $1-$5, 18+ $1-$5, 18+ FRI | OCT 29TH FREE PLAY AT THE REPLAY, REPLAY LOUNGE LOUNGE, 3 p.m.-6 p.m., free, all ages CATS AND BATS ISA HALLOWEEN PARTY Wilde's Hatte chau 24, 9 p.m., $5-$7, 18+ CATS AND BATS Lawrence Arts Center 7 p.m., $7.50-$10, 5+ E.M.U THEATRE E.M.U. THEATRE: "HORRORSHOW 4: THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL" Lawrence Arts Center, 8 p.m., $6.66 FREEKY FRIDAY'S MIEKEY FRIDAY'S AT DUFFY'S WITH DJ BIZ Duffy's, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. free, 21+ SAT | OCT 30TH CHICAGO AFROBEAT PROJECT/HEARTS OF DARKNESS Bottleneck 9 p.m. Bottleneck, 9 p.m. RIGHT BETWEEN THE EARS HALLOWEEN SHOW SHOW Liberty Hall, 8 p.m. $15.50-$19.50 OPEN JAM OPEN JAM Duffy's, 9 p.m., free, 21+ HAUIN' OATS/STIFF MIDDLE FINGERS/ AMERICRUISER Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ HALLOWEEN PARTY Davey's Uptown, 9 p.m.-3 a.m., $12-$15, 21+ FRONTIER RUCKUS/ THE OUTFIT Bottlefruit 9 p.m. Bottleneck, 9 p.m. LAWRENCE GHOST TOUR Eldridge Hotel, 8 p.m.-10 p.m., $15, 12+ HALLOWEEN CONCERT & COSTUME CONTEST Lawrence Arts Center, 4:15 p.m., $5, all ages MON NOV1ST SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE Bottleneck, 9 p.m. JOAN OF ARC JUAN OF ARC Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $8-$10, 18+ APPROACH, JACKPOT MUSIC HALL DOOMTREE/ VENUES 8 p.m.-11 p.m., $10- $12, 18+ THE REPLAY LOUNGE 946 MASSACHUSETTS ST. **MIDSTUMP MONDAYS** Granada, 9 p.m.-2 am., $2, 21+ THE BOTTLENECK 737 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. KARAOKE THE JACKPOT MUSIC HALL 943 MASSACHUSETTS ST. THE JAZZNAUS 926 1/2 MASSACHUSETTS ST THE EIGHTH ST. TAPROOM 801 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. LAWRENCE ARTS CENTER 940 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $1, 21+ THE GRANADA THE GRANADA 1020 MASSACHUSETTS ST THE POOL ROOM 925 IOWA ST. WILDE'S CHATEAU 24 2413 IOWA ST. DUFFY'S 2222 W. 6TH ST. CONROY'S PUB 3115 W. 6TH ST., STE. D. TUES | NOV 2ND THE BOTTLENECK 737 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST. HONKY TONK SUPPER CLUB Record Bar. 7 p.m. TUESDAY NITE SWING Record Bar, 7 p.m. free, 21+ EXHIBIT: "CUPS. VEGELAND NILE SURFACE Kansas Union, 8 p.m.-11 p.m., free, all ages BRAIN, "CUPS; A NATIONAL, INVITATIONAL", Lawrence Arts Center, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. CONNIE HAT OPEN JAM Slow Ride Roadhouse, 6 p.m. 10 p.m. LONNIE RAY WED | NOV3RD WOVEN BONES / STRONG SMELLS / LAZY MAYER HAWTHORNE AND THE COUNTY/GORDON VOIDWELL Bottleneck, 8 p.m. $16-$20.25, all ages Jackpot Music Hall, 7:30 p.m.-10 p.m., $7-$9, all ages PRIDE NIGHT PRIDE NIGHT Wilde's Chateau 24, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., $5, 18+ $1 DRINK DANCE PARTY BILLY SPEARS AND THE BEER BELIES, JOHNNY'S TAVERN 6 p.m., free. 21+ Fatso's, 10 p.m., 21+ CONROY'S TRIVIA, CONROY'S PUB 7:30 p.m.-10 p.m. $5, 21+ Some people love getting thrills from haunted houses. I am not one of them I went to my first haunted house when I was 10 years old. I don't remember much of the experience, as I've successfully blocked it from my memory. But I do recall the last haunted house I went to a few years ago, and how it inspired me to never go back. ANNA ARCHIBALD | ASSOCIATE EDITOR I was 17 years old, standing outside the haunted barn in Altoona, Kan, with my best friend Sheridan. We were waiting for the group in front of us to go in. I was anxious for our turn, wondering why anyone would pay to be scared half to death, including myself. "It's fine," I thought, imagining how I could even drive down a country road when it was dark outside. I knew it would be fine as long as the spooky barn was void of the most horrifying thing of all: a chainsaw. (Texas Chainsaw Massacre made me irrationally afraid of meat lockers and electric saws.) As we walked into the eerily transformed barn, someone reached through the sheets hanging over the walls and grabbed my arm, eliciting a loud shriek — that's when I knew that the only thing awaiting us was imminent death. "Chill out!" Sheridan said, rolling her eyes. She thought I was being too dramatic about the situation, and she got hers when we crawled through the werewolf tunnel a couple minutes later. About 15 minutes in, and right before the exit, my worst fears came true like I knew they would. A masked man looming over us cackled and growled while holding nothing else but — dun dun duuuuun! — a chainsaw. I clutched Sheridan's arm like I would never see daylight again — it didn't matter that the chainsaw had no chain on it, rendering it completely harmless. It was the idea of the matter. I screamed again, but this time I couldn't be silenced and ran out of the barn. (If there's one thing I've learned from the movies, it's to run — because even if you don't you're probably going to die, so why not be proactive?) To read about real hauntings in Lawrence, check out Ashley's article on page 13. Once Sheridan finally made it out of the place, her arm decorated with my fingernail indentations, I was still shaking. I've never been to another haunted anything. Now I know that "scary" can only happen in a controlled environment where there is a boy holding your hand. EDITOR | KELCI SHIPLEY ASSOCIATE EDITOR | ANNA ARCHIBALD DESIGNERS | ALEXANDRA AVILA, MORGAN STEPHENS CONTACT | SARAH GREGORY, BECCA HARSCH, ELLEN SHEFTEL MANUAL | JON HERMES, BRENA N LONG, AMANDA KISTNER NOTICE | MOLLY MARTIN, JOSH HAFNER, SPENGER ALTMAN **PLAY** | AMANDA SORELL, ASHLEY BAR FOROUCH, KATE LARRABE HEALTH | MEGAN RUPP, JACQUE WEBER CONTRIBUTORS | MIKE ANDERSON, BRITTANY NELSON, SAVANNAH ABBOTT, CHANCE CARMI- CHAEL, LANDON MCDONALD, ALEX TRETBAR, ZACK MARSH, THOMAS C. HARDY, AMANDA GAGE CREATIVE CONSULTANT | CAROL HOLSTEAD JAYPLAY The University Daily Kansan 2000 DOLE CENTER 1000 Sunnyside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66045 (785) 864-481 FOLLOW JAYPLAY ON TWITTER twitter.com/JaylayMosson BECOME A FAN OF THE WESCOE WIT FACEBOOK PAGE and your contributions could be published! COFFEE EVERYDAY THE BOURGEOIS PIG Lawrence, Kansas 6 E. 9TH ST. Coffee & Spirits Gomez/KANSAN e cementery. 100% ply can't. Neely will be conducting the second Halloween Bash tonight at the Lied Center. Presented by the School of Music and featuring the University Symphony Orchestra, the Halloween Bash will feature songs to get anybody's heartbeat racing for the approaching Halloween weekend. There will be a costume contest before the concert for all who dare to dress up like the symphony itself. Neely himself will be wearing five or six different costumes throughout the performance to match each musical piece he will be conducting. SEE COSTUMES ON PAGE 3A Evan Palmer/KANSAN Scott Sheu, a senior from Manhattan, looks through racks of clothing Saturday morning in the lobby of Murphy Hall. The Theatre Department, which is hosting a costume contest today, had a dress sale in preparation for the event. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO SPEND? COURTNEY SLONE Derby junior Strawberry Shortcake "I wouldn't spend more than $35. It's ridiculous unless you're going to wear it for five more years." MEG PATRZYKONT Kansas City junior Marylin Monroe "I think that if you spend $200 on an outfit, that is ridiculous" JULIA GUARD Lawrence senior Modern Ghost "I'm not into dropping $50 on a costume. It seems a little fresh- GREG SCHLEIFMAN *Arlington senior* Miller High Life guy “$25 is the highest I'd pay, it's not like it's your wedding.” "I went to Fun and Games, bought a bottle of body paint for $16, that's all I need for years." KATELYN MITALSKI Shawnee junior Smurf on NATE KANEY Minnetonka, Minn., junior First night: Sheik Second night: MILF Hunter "I spent $40 dollars for both, it’s definitely worth it for a once-a-year deal." DAVID COHEN Chicago junior Allen from "The Hangover" "I was Billy Mays last year. It's cheap and I wanted to utilize the beard again." 1 1 for Stewart, Colbert marches Individual students and a group of KU Young Democrats will be at the National Mall tomorrow for the "Rally to Restore Sanity"and the "March to Keep Fear Alive." Kansas looks for first league win Saturday FOOTBALL | 10A The Jayhawks have lost by an aggregate score of 159-24 in three Big 12 games. They'll look to a third-string quarterback in an effort to stop the bleeding Saturday in Armes against the Iowa State Cyclones. Classifieds...9A Crossword...4A Cryptoquips...4A Opinion...5A Sports...10A Sudoku...4A INDEX WEATHER TODAY 68 41 Mostly Sunny 72 42 SATURDAY Partly Cloudy 69 37 Partly Cloudy weather.com All contents, unless stated otherwise, © 2010 The University Daily Kansan