how we met I HOPE YOU DANCE They first noticed each other in their high school marching band class with shy glances and timid smiles. Stephen Scott, Topeka senior, thought she was cute and Larisa Jaquit, Topeka sophomore, says he made her laugh."That's always been the No. I thing I look for in a guy," Jaquit says. After finally mustering up the courage, Scott asked her on a date, but she couldn't go. Her mom was uneasy about her little girl—a sophomore in high school—going out on the town with an older boy. Fortunately, the Sadie Hawkins dance was coming up, which allows the girl to ask the boy out. Jaquith asked Scott to the dance and devised a plan to contact Larisa Jaquith and Stephen Scott tell her mother she was simply planning to meet up with friends at the dance. It's been more than four years and the two are still together:"I feel the most comfortable around her.She's my best friend." Scott says."I know that sounds cliché,but it's true." Gina Souders wescoe wit Girl: I think the white dot on my tonsil might be dried semen. **Guy:** So we just sat through an hour and a half class talking about porn. **Girl:** Yes, and my friend sat there and drew farm animals the whole time. **Guy:** This is why journalism classes are brilliant Girl: So my math teacher rushed out of class today, and five minutes later I get a text saying he's at the Underground getting sushi. I guess he didn't want to wait in line. **Guy 1:** I think my girlfriend has an STD. **Guy 2:** Did you ever get that gonorrhea problem taken care of? Girl 1: So are you running the half marathon in April? Girl 21: I can't decide if I want to run the half marathon or the SK,I just started running a month ago. Girl I: I just quit smoking, so I'm working on walking up stairs. Guy 1: With a Mac, I can mack. Guy 2: PCs just aren't sexy. - Elise Stawarz Jo Shmo's 724 Mass. St. Lawrence KS Now Booking Graduation Parties contact the writers: ggouders@kansan.com, estawar2@kansan.com interesting fact. The velocipiter had a 3 1/4-inch-long retractable claw on each foot and sliced into its prey with long deadly gashes. —www.dinostoreus.com 04.03.2008 07 VOL.5 ISS.26