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Girl 1: I've heard of someone sticking a bat up
**Girl 1:** I've heard of someone sticking a bat up their vagina.
**Girl 2:** Ew, how loose are they?
**Girl 3:** Who cares? You could get splinters!
**Girl 1:** It could be a metal bat.
Girl 1: Oh, I want to read that! I love reading about the devil.
**Guy 1:** It was good.
**Guy 2:** Yeah.
**Guy 1:** Minus the lack of talent.
**Guy 2:** Yeah?
**Guy 1:** And I kind of fell asleep.
**Guy 2:** Oh yeah...
**Guy 1:** But you should definitely go s
Girl 1: She straight up is a lesbian and she told me.And I trust the gay knowledge.
**Girl:** That makes me want to vom.
**Guy:** Vom? I'll break up with you.
**Girl:** Fine, I will all over you.
**Girl:** Vom of sorrow.
Girl 1: You're just jealous because you're not musically inclined.
Girl 2: I play the piano.
Girl 3: Well, that doesn't count in middle school band. Therefore, you're not cool.
Girl: I'm pretty sure I just birthed a child out of my butt. That hurt.
Guy 1: (watching man wander by Wescoe Beach) I love it when professors look like they have no idea where they're going on campus. Guy 2: How do you know that guy's a professor? Guy 1: He's bald and wearing a sweater vest.
Girl 1: (singing "Sugar We're Goin' Down" by Fall Out Boy) "Drop a heart...Break a name..."
Girl 2: Are any of them even Spanish?
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: Singing "Trabajar...To make a name..."
Girl 1: So not the words.
Professor: In the U.S., we've been conditioned to think that youth is beautiful. So we get people like Joan Rivers.You don't get much more tucked than Joan Rivers.She's tucked all the way to Hawaii.
- Rebekah Scaperlanda
THU 13 HIFI HANDGRENADES
SUPER BLACK MARKET • THE RUNAWAY SONS
MAKING MOVIES
FRI 14 MILES BONNY
FEAT, STIK FIGA • DEEP THINKERS • CES CRU • BEATBROKER
REGGIE B • DARU
SAT 15 MAHJONGG COAT PARTY + I LOVE YOU
SUN 16 MINMAE
NEW FRANKLIN PANTHERS
ST PATTY'S DAY BLOWOUTI
10.17 LEVEETOWN 1:30-5:30M DAYSHOWI
ALL Ages $12
MAN MAN 10PM • $10/21+ ($11/18-20)
THE EXTRAORDINAIRES
TUE 18 THE PHOTO ATLAS
1090 CLUB *THE VALLEY ARENA*
WED 19 LANGHORNE SLIM
O DEATH • FOURTH OF JULY
THU 20 TOKYO POLICE CLUB
EAGLE SEAGULL • QUEENCLUB
FRI 21 PEELANDER-Z JAPANSE ACTION COMIC PUNK!
LIFE OF PAIN
FRI 14 THE DACTYLS THE ARMORY
SAT 15 THE GONERS
RED KATE + BONY & IVORY ON THE PATIO!
SUN 16 WESTERN GAELS EASTLY PATIO SHOW B$3 PM
MUSIC OF IRELAND, SCOTTALY, WALES & ENGLAND
FIND SET TIMES @ REPLAYLUOURE OR MY WSPACE.COM/REPLAYLUOURE
MON 17 ST PATTY'O BLOWOUT 12PMI 15
THE OLD BLACK - RADIO MOSCOW - THE ROCKER
THE SLTS - SHELLSHAAG - REDROCKET - RED LEFTY
THECALAMITY CUBES - SUNU - BIGCAT KS
SICK BIRD - J.B. & THE JUNIORS - THE GNOMES
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Try something fresh, hot and delicious!
Breakfast burritos or breakfast biscuits, Monday-Saturday. And delicious Sunday Breakfast served 9am-noon Best scones in Lawrence Vegan baked goods, too!
Lunch & Dinner
Monday - American Classics Tuesday - South of the Border Wednesday-Bengali Goodness Thursday-Flavors of Italy Friday-Chili-both vegetarian & meat
Salad Bar and 3 Homemade Soups everyday
Panini Grilled Sandwiches
Pizza - whole or by the slice
Sushi - made fresh every day by our own sushi chef.
Fresh-to-Go you'll find yummies like Grilled Chicken Quesadillas, Sesame Scallion Noodles, Chicken Caesar Salad, Quiches, Turkey Meatloaf, Smoked Pepper BBQ Chicken, Cheesecake, Carrot Cake and much more!
the fresh food you love
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...
interesting fact: Guacamole dates back to the Aztecs. The Aztecs referred to the food as ahuacamuli, which roughly translates to "avocado sauce" or "avocado mixture." www.gbuopatsleuth.com
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