THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 4B SPORTS WEDNESDAY, MARCH 5, 2008 NYSTROM (CONTINUED FROM 1B) them, I loved knowing that they would eventually implode both on and off the court. I loved looking at you on the sidelines. Your detached yet deranged sideline demeanor often led me to believe you were only seconds from either walking off the court to take a nap or from snapping and clothes-lining an opposing player. The day you were fired was a grave disappointment for me and the fans of this institution. You have been missed. (Crowd nodding in approval while clapping) "And Frank, I am happy to say, has admirably tried to take over for you as conductor of the unintentional comedy train. As the guy stomps and screams and gets red in the face, it leads one to believe that nobody would be surprised if he just flat-out punched a referee. I like that in an opposing coach. He also looks to me like a cast member of "Men in Black," and I always half expect his heart to give out after a tirade only to have his face open up and a small alien to be sitting at the controls inside his head. Seriously, no one has ever given validity to the realism of that script like Frank. I think I speak for Jayhawk Nation when I say we are happy you were given that job just to keep Michael Beasley and Bill Walker from jumping ship after Bobby Huggins did the same. Best of luck after they leave for the NBA! (Applause) "And I want to wrap it up because I know this is getting long. To the current Jayhawks: we believe in you. We've seen you struggle to gain an identity.We've seen you lose in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. We have seen you come together and become an elite team. We believe you to be the best team in college basketball. Play to your potential this month and the first week of April and bring a championship back to Lawrence.I believe you will. "Good night, Lawrence! Stay classy! (I drop the microphone and walk off the court to a standing ovation) ASSOCIATED PRESS GREEN BAY, Wis. — After flirting with retirement for years, Brett Favre means it this time. The Green Bay Packers quarterback quit after a 17-season career in which he dazzled fans with his grit, heart and rocket of an arm. After 17 years, Favre calls it a career >> NFL "I know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally," Favre told ESPN's Chris Mortenens in a voice mail message. Tuesday's surprise move comes after the 38-year-old three-time MVP set several league records, including most career touchdown passes, in one of his most successful seasons. Coach Mike McCarthy said Favre informed him of the decision by telephone Monday night. "He said it was time for him to hang up the cleats," McCarthy said at a news conference Tuesday afternoon. Packers general manager Ted Thompson thanked Favre for 16 years of wonderful memories with "His accomplishments are legendary," Thompson said. "And it's the passion with which he played that made everyone a Brett Favre fan." the team. Last season, Favre broke Dan Marino's career records for most touchdown passes and most yards passing and John Elway's record for most career victories by a starting quarterback. He retires with 5,377 career completions in 8,754 attempts for 61,655 yards, 442 touchdowns and 288 interceptions. In his final season, Favre also extended his quarterback-record streak of consecutive regular-season starts to 253 games — illustrating his trademark toughness. Add the playoffs, and Favre's streaks stand at 275. "The Packers owe him a tremendous debt of gratitude" Thompson said. "The uniqueness of Brett Favre his personality, charisma and love of the game — undoubtedly will leave him as one of the enduring figures in NFL history." 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