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GIRL: This is so depressing.
PROFESSOR: Okay everyone, just for her we're going to dwell on nothing but kittens and butterflies for then next minute ... We good? Alright, back to Hitler.
PROFESSOR: Well, what scares you all most about public speaking?
GUY: The likelihood of assassination.
GUY 2: I was going to say failure.
GIRL So is God still a possibility?
PROFESSOR Who knows? Steven Hawking could just be pulling our legs
GUY 2. I was going to say failure but his is better.
GIRL1 Is she thinking about aborting it?
GIRL2 I hope she doesn't, I would like want to throw her the best baby shower ever.
GIRL/ON PHONE: I don't want to stay much longer.
— it's, like, creepy quiet here.
GUY: Where are you?
GIRL: The library.
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PROFESSOR: It's fun simulating sexual activity with plants.
GUY 1. Woah, what are these little bumps?
GUY 2. I dunno, close your eyes and feel them.
GUY 3. Yeah, that's pretty cool. But what do they mean?
GUY 4. They're for the blind, not the dumb.
They're for the blind, not the dumb
GIRL: It's probably not going to happen.
GUY: Too bad I can't cash that reality check.
Let's just go to one of those gay sports bars where the majority of guys aren't actually gay.
GIRL: I've been rear-ended by guys three times.
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