BITE
FASHION TREND
Strapless dresses are in for the summer. Actually, they've never really been out of style, says Angie Stewart, manager at Casbah, 803 Massachusetts St. "It's a flattering fit, especially for those with wide shoulders. Straps tend to bring attention to that area and some women don't like that." When shopping for a strapless dress, Stewart says to make sure it fits comfortably in the rib cage and bust areas. Otherwise too much breast or armpit bulge can show, which can make you look bigger than you are. The dress should fit relatively low on the bust, enough to show a bit of cleavage, and don't forget to wear a push-up bra for maximum voluptuousness.
Melinda Osborne
WESCOE WIT
KISS THE COOK
Girl:Lip liner works about as well as birth control.
Guy: (whispering on the phone) I'm high on campus and freaking out. (pause)
Yeah, I've been before, just not when I'd run into teachers.
**Girl:** Oh my God!
**Guy:** What?
**Guy:** That car almost hit that guy. I think he peed his pants.
(giggles)
Liz Nartowicz
HOT SANDWICH ROLL-UP
1 can pizza crust
8 meat slices
8 cheese slices
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Roll pizza crust out on ungreased cookie sheet. Spread meat and cheese slices on top of dough. Roll pizza crust from longest side to longest side. Seat edges tightly. Brush with butter and desired seasonings. Bake for approximately 20 minutes or until golden. Let stand for five minutes. Slice and serve.
Erin Wisdom
PRODUCT REVIEW
LONG JOHN SILVER'S BROCCOLI CHEESE BITES
Long John Silver's, 1503 W.23rd St., new Broccoli Cheese Bites bring a whole new meaning to the "eat your veggies" mantra you've always heard. The last time I checked, veggies that are deep-fried and mixed with processed cheese probably don't meet nutritional standards — but that doesn't mean the bites aren't delicious. Deep-fried? Good. Cheese? Good. And while the broccoli is in there, it's rare. A better name might be Broccoli Cheese Soup Bites. Get your "veggies" for $1.49.
Melissa Byrd
06> JAYPLAY 05.11.2006