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JAYPLAY SAYS
GO→AS YOU LIKE IT
Old reliable Bill Shakespeare's gender-swap-
ping comedy makes its way to South Park, $12^{th}$ and
Massachusetts streets. Presented E.M.U
Theatre, the show is an alternative to the usual
dinner and a movie. Take dinner, pay $6, and
enjoy one of the Bard's best. The curtain goes
up at 6 p.m. tonight and the show is running
all weekend. Shows are at Noon and 6 p.m.on
Friday and Saturday.
Lindsey Ramsey
CELEBRATE
CINCO DE MAYO
This Friday, we commemorate Mexico's independence day in typical American fashion: with lots of drinking. Buy Corona and put more money in the pockets of Grupo Modelo (who owns Corona), hit up El Mez for margaritas, or do an improptus salsa dance. You'll make General Zaragosa proud.
LISTEN→SELLOUT
Need to dance the night away? Go to the Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Massachusetts St, and revel in Sellout's pop covers. No other cover band in town can turn even non-believers into dancing fools. If you need to be a little niated to get yourself on the dance floor, vodka tonics are $2. The band plays Friday and Saturday night at 10 p.m.
Lindsey Ramsey
RENT THE FAMILY STONE
If you enjoy the comedy of family hijinks, an uptight Sarah Jessica Parker battles the easygoing Stones in this quirky holiday comedy.It's fun and surprisingly touching.Luke Wilson,Rachel McAdams,Craig T.Nelson (Coach!) and Diane Keaton also star.
Lindsey Ramsey
party foul
GET TO THE POINT
Jeff Singer owner of EightOne Five Cafe and Nightclub says he puts up with it not once from customers who can't make a decision when it comes to buying drinks. "Sometimes these guys order one drink, and light as it takes their money they want like additional shots of something." Singer says Singer hates it when girls come up to him when he is bartending and ask him to make me something good. "When he DJs, Singer hates it when guys come up to him and say 'play this song' it'll get you bad, man.' Bottom line be decisive, and let the professionals do their work
David Heller
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