TABLE OF CONTENTS CALENDAR what's going on BITE wine & dine HEALTH Sayonara, counting sheep EDITOR'S NOTE wnats in a name! Everything. Parents get a lot of attention for how they discipline their children, or the rules they set, but an unjustly small amount is placed on the all-important naming of a child. A name, for better or worse, is a person's label, identity and heritage. It is a clue to ethnicity or legacy (just think of all those juniors or numeral suffixes). It has an original meaning that's supposed to bestow a profound clue to a person's essence. People become synonymous with their names; just try to imagine yourself, or a friend or your parents with a different one. Would we revere Paul Revere if he were Paul Abhor? Would we respect a Candi Rooseveit as much as Eleanor? Could Madonna have built her legacy upon a name like Esther? Most of us found relationships upon similarities in interests or personalities. For his article (p.10), Jason Shaad interviewed men with whom he has nothing in common — nothing but a name. It's a backwards way of grouping people, but yields a fascinating array of traits, appearances and interests.Jasons are as varied as anybody else. Natalie Johnson An article in fast week's joylay needs correction. The article "The sinister form of flattery" should have said that Diane Diamond will perform at 9 p.m. tomorrow, May 5, on the Border. The band will perform at 10 p.m. May 13 at the Jozwaels. So don't feel bad, all you Lindseys and Johns out there. Though your name has a set connotation and meaning, you give it a distinct flavor. JAYPLAYERS EDITOR→THE STAR Natalie Johnson ASSOCIATE EDITOR>THE RAMDOG Lindsey Ramsey CLERK GETS AROUND TOWN Andrew Campbell DESIGNERS MAKE IT PRETTY Becka Cremer Jacky Carter PHOTOGRAPHER→TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED Kit Leffler COPY EDITOR $\rightarrow$ MAKES IT RIGHT Tara Schupner Janiece Gatson BITE $\Rightarrow$ ALWAYS HAS THE MUNCHIES Melissa Byrd Carrie Hillard Erin Wisdom OUTPUT HITS THE TOWN David Heller Charissa Young NOTICE→TAKES NOTE OF IT Liz Nartowicz Malinda Osborne Carolyn Tharp HEALTH ➔ KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY Marion Hixon Jason Shaad CONTACT>HELPS YOUR LOVE LIFE Stefanie Graves Kristen Maxwell Rachel Zupek CREATIVE CONSULTANT $\rightarrow$ KNOWS A LOT Carol Holstead WRITE TO US jayplay06@gmail.com JAYPLAY The University Daily Kansas 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 VOLUME 3, ISSUE 29 Modern Amusement Penguin Pucci SPY Opticts Paul Frank SpitFire It's all about Cool at hobbs. 700 mass.