NOTICE
FASHION TREND
EXTRA LONG NECKLACES
Add dimension while drawing attention by draping an extra long necklace around your collar. The length not only catches the eye, but also guides the eye from top to bottom, creating coordination."It really pulls an outfit together by adding layers," says Jessie Earlewine, Lawrence junior, who likes to pair her long neckwear with plain t-shirts.
The best way to get the layered effect is to double loop the necklace, having one loop end mid chest and the other slightly above the navel. Thin chains sprinkled with bright crystals or funky charms are best used for the double drape. For the classic one-wrap, chunkier or multiple chains look best.
Liz Nartowicz
WESCOE WIT
Guy 1: Dude, I saw a picture of your burn yesterday.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty bad, don't you think?
Guy 1: Eh, it's nothing I couldn't do sticking my arm in a microwave.
**Guy 1:** So my bicep measures 14.5 inches.
**Guy 2:** Well, you know that's nothing compared to that woman's 21 inches.
**Guy 1:** What?
**Guy 2:** You know, that transvestite woman.
**Guy 1:** Oh yeah. Wasn't she a competitive wrestler?
**Guy 1:** Dude, look at how much weed I just got.
**Guy 2:** Where'd you get that?
**Guy 3:** This place. They have more weed than we do!
Malinda Osborne
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CHINESE PRESIDENT HU JINTAO VISITS THE U.S., MEETING WITH PRESIDENT BUSH AND COMPUTER IMPRESARIO BILL GATES.
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2 THE LAWRENCE CITY COMMISSION CAVES, ALLOWS WAL-MART TO BUILD NEAR SIXTH AND WAKARUSA.
Adding to his growing list of forehead-smacking social blunders, Bush offended the Chinese leader at a joint press conference when he said most terrorists were "yella."
In truth, the principal of Free State High School spearheaded the campaign for approval, saying "I want my students to know where they'll be working in a few years, if they don't stop going to the parking lot every lunch period to smoke the marijuana cigarettes."
4 DENISE RICHARDS RECEIVES RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST EX- HUSBAND CHARLIE SHEEN. umors swirled that Sheen had threatened to kill Richards, but all he actually did was invite her to the premiere of his latest project, Scary Movie 4.
HIPPIES IN LAWRENCE CELEBRATE EARTH DAY.
MISS KENTUCKY WINS THE MISS USA PAGEANT.
The Earth responded, saying, "If you guys really want to help me out, start wearing deodorant ... seriously."
Her older brothers congratulated her soon after the victory by dousing her face and breasts with a pint of "Kentucky Gentleman."
TRACK STARS AND SADOMASOCHISTS DESCEND ON CAMPUS FOR THE KANSAS RELAYS. If we wanted to see people run really fast, wed hang out at The Hawk until the ABCs showed up.
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EMBATTLED FORMER KU RUNNING BACK JOHN RUNDLE LANDS IN JAIL FOR THE SIXTH TIME IN THREE YEARS. We would write a joke here, but we're afraid Randle would beat us up. Oh,God, there he is! Run!
Apparently, a group of Stephenson school-hall kids instigated the melae after they mistook Abe & Jakes for The Hawk and realized they (probably) wouldn't get in.
THE LAWRENCE JOURNAL WORLD WINS TOP AWARD FOR NEWSPAPERS IN KANSAS.
The judges reportedly made the decision after a double-blind test in which the LJ-World soaked up 50 percent more cat urine than its leading competitor.
BRAWL ERUPTS AT ABE & JAKES SATURDAY NIGHT.
08 ⇒ JAYPLAY 04.27.2006
Chris Raine and Dave Ruigh