TABLE OF CONTENTS
CALENDAR what's going on
OUT
pranks: how far can you go?
7 NOTICE pumping iron
FEATURE rockin' out imitation
BITE the skinny on fasting
REVIEWS we tell you what we think
SPEAK sugar addiction
EDITOR'S NOTE
Driving in my car, I am Kelly Clarkson. I also can bust out some Celine Dion ("It's All
Coming Back to Me" = awesome). In my car I am an unashamed crooner. I try my best to imitate these artists but I often fall short. On rare occasions, I will venture to a karaoke
venue and try my hand at a live performance. I remember one particular rendition of Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York" that involved elaborate leg
kicks that were so impressive,
they landed me on my friend's
Web site with a caption that
read:"No one can see you make an ass out of yourself at Duffy's." So I am in awe of the tribute bands mentioned in Kristen Maxwell's story (p.10). They all have real guts and can all
perform in ways I only dream of. I know Frank Sinatra, Kelly Clarkson and, yes, even Celine would be unimpressed by my sad attempts to honor them
and their music. Luckily, I have the good sense to only allow a chosen few to see this side of me.
An article in first Thursday's supply meet connection. The article, "The thin web line," should have said that Darry had two Web sites, the second of which was finding My Whigs. She quit operating the first, in the same article. Darry landed in the hospital from an unspecified drug overdose, not because of the use of antihistamines.
Unless, that is, Stella Artois is involved.
Lindsey Ramsey
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EDITOR→THE STAR Natalie Johnson
ASSOCIATE EDITOR>THE RAMDOG Lindsey Ramsey
CLERK GETS AROUND TOWN Andrew Campbell
DESIGNERS $ \Rightarrow $ MAKE IT PRETTY
Becka Cremer
Jacky Carter
Drew Bergman
COPY EDITOR→MAKES IT RIGHT
Tara Schupner
PHOTOGRAPHER➤TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED
Kit Leffler
BITE $\Rightarrow$ ALWAYS HAS THE MUNCHIES
Melissa Byrd
Carrie Hillard
Erin Wisdom
OUTP HITS THE TOWN
David Heller
Charissa Young
NOTICE→TAKES NOTE OF IT
Liz Nartowicz
Malinda Osborne
Carolyn Tharp
HEALTH ➡ KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
Marion Hixon
Jason Shaad
CONTACT>HELPS YOUR LOVE LIFE
Stefanie Graves
Kristen Maxwell
Rachel Zupek
CREATIVE CONSULTANT $ \Rightarrow $ KNOWS
A LOT
Carol Holstead
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