BITE 101
MANNERS
Ms. Manners
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You take a bite of your cottage cheese only to discover someone forgot to throw out the container before the expiration date. Fight the urge to spit it into your napkin or on your plate.Instead, move the food forward using your tongue, push the offending bite back onto your fork and place it on the side of your plate,the experts at Manners International say. Food should go out your mouth the same way it went in: on a fork.Sure,it's still a little gross,but it's more subtle and probably won't make your friends gag.
Source: www.mannerinternational.com
Melissa Byrd
Why not whip up a batch of scrambled eggs for an afterbar snack? Not only do you save money but you're saving your body from carbohydrates. Whether you add milk or cheese, eggs will be a hit with you and your after-hours guests. Just remember to turn the stove off.
Kristin Maxwell
David Mucci director of the Kansas Memorial Unions
PRODUCTREVIEW QUIZNO'S PRIME RIB SUB
Have a craving for steak but only enough cash for a sandwich? The new Prime Rib Sub from Quiznos' may solve your dilemma. Served with a double portion of prime rib, mozzarella, sauteed onions and mild peppercorn sauce, this sub can satisfy your hunger without breaking your budget. It's available in small, regular and large sizes, priced at $5.29, $7.29 and $9.99, respectively.
Erin Wisdom
IF YOU COULD BE ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
WHERE DID YOU SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNSET IN YOUR LIFE?
Miles Davis'horn
Skiathos, Greece
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR
GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT
IN LIFE?
WHEN DOES SOMEONE BECOME AN ADULT?
WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST COMBINATION OF FOOD YOU LIKE TO EAT?
That I wasn't able to spend my entire professional career at KU
The moment they realize they have a responsibility to impact the world
Thai and Mexican
Miami, Fla.
Guitar
Not getting my iPod back from Apple because they said it can't be repaired
When they can take care of themselves on their own
DJSCOTTIEMAC AT ABE & JAKES EVERY SATURDAY IN APRIL (APRIL8,15,22,29)
Scrambled eggs and grape jelly
SHADOWBOXDANCERS
Malinda Osborne
ABE&JAKES www.abejakes.com 841.5855
DJSCOTTIEMAC $2 BOTTLES - $2 WELLS 18 TO ENTER, 21 TO DRINK
WESCOE WIT
Girl 1: Are you going out tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know. I'll have to check with my hair.
Girl! I guess I could always go to Nepal.
Guy: To pick up some Nepalese coins?
Girl: Well, I already have a bracelet from there.
Guy: I'm thinking about getting a wife from there.
Guy: I went to KFC the other day.
Girl: Did you get you some mashed 'taters?
Guy: Yeah, but I had to do the whole "scurrry from my car really quick" thing.
Girl: Why? So no one would see you?
Guy: Of course! I don't want people to see me at KFC. Are you freakin' serious?
Girl 1: I had dinner with my second cousin last night.
Girl 2: Why don't you just call him your cousin?
Girl 1: Because you can date second cousins.
**Guy!** I had Thai curry last night — extra hot.
**Girl!** Did your nose bleed?
**Guy:** No, but my rectum did this morning.
Carolyn Tharp
ACC LAY-OF 20.2008