A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NEWS "Quote of the Day" "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." — Winston Churchill Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing. Source: Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts Want to know what people are talking about? KANSAN.COM The University of Delhi, Karnataka Here's a list of Tuesday's most e-mailed stories from Kansan.com: 1. Athletic Department monitors athletes'Web profiles 2. Bleeding man in need of help stumbles up to KU students' house 3. ReNu contact solution users in danger of eye fungus 4. Editorial board: Don't make Park and Ride users pay for bus passes they don't need 5. Students want noise ordinance changed BY ANDREA CHAO editor@kansan.com KANSAN CORRESPONDENT mer he will be a camp counselor in Massachusetts, and in the fall, Judson will spend a semester at sea. Corey Judson is a Lawrence freshman, but soon he will be getting out of Kansas. This sum- UDK: What is your major? CJ: Microbiology and math. CJ: I work at Brits. I'm pretty much consumed with school. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19, 2006 UDK: What do you do in your free time? UDK: How would you describe yourself? CJ: I'm a very,very open person and open to new experiences. And I'm really into school. CJ: "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." As far as TV shows, I like anything on the Food Network. UDK: What are your plans for the summer? UDK: What is your favorite movie or TV show? CJ: I will be working at Camp CJ: I'll be spending a semester at sea in the fall. Basically I'll be on a cruise ship, taking 12 credit hours on the ship. We'll be going to Japan, China, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Myanmar, Spain, India, Egypt, Croatia and Turkey. I'll get to spend five days independently exploring each place. Kingsmont. It's in Massachusetts. It is a camp for overweight children to help them lose weight. I've always wanted to work at a camp. And it's a good cause. I'm an advocate against obesity. It's the number one killer in America. UDK: What are your plans for next semester? — Edited by Lindsey St. Clair Pucker up for piggy Fourth grade teacher Randy Garrier, complete with red lipstick, kisses a pig Tuesday at a Garden City elementary school. Garrier and third grade teacher Josh Guymon promised to kiss a pig if students scored above an 80 percent on the Kansas math assessment tests. ON CAMPUS Student Union Activities is sponsoring "Recess: College Style" from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. today on the lawn u outside Stauffer-Flint Hall. Ecumenical Christian Ministries is sponsoring a lecture on "Preserving Open Space in Douglas County — Is It Possible?" at noon today at the ECM. An optional lunch is offered for $3 for students and $5.50 for the public. ■ Moulaye Niang, Benson Chessang, Victor Chesang, Oumar Seck and Mujahid Hassaballa are giving a lecture entitled "From Africa to Kansas: My African Sports Journey" as part of the Ujamaa Brownbag Series at noon today at Alcove G in the Kansas Union. The event is sponsored by the Kansas African Studies Center. Craig Minassian, former television news director in the White House for President Clinton, is giving a lecture on "News as Entertainment" at 12 p.m. today at the Malott Room in the Kansas Union. Free pizza will be provided. Student Health Services is hosting a free runners' clinic from 1 to 4 p.m. today at Watkins Memorial Health Center. The University Career Center is hosting a workshop entitled "Better Late Than Jobless" at 3:30 p.m. today at 149 Burge Union. ON THE RECORD A 20-year-old KU student filed a domestic battery report Saturday. According to the police report, her boyfriend, a 23-year-old Missouri man, allegedly knocked her to the ground and attempted to choke her. ODDS AND ENDS Mall Easter Bunny hurls head at customer FORT MYERS, Fla. — The Easter Bunny has been fired — for losing his head. Arthur J. McClure, 22, who had been hired to play the Easter Bunny at a local mall has been accused of removing the head of the costume and hitting a customer, authorities said. McClure punched Erin Johansson when she got upset that the photo exhibit was closing 10 minutes early Saturday night, police reports said. The incident was witnessed by dozens of people at the Edison Mall, including 15 children. McClure said he never punched Johansson. He claims he was trying to stop a fight and Johansson. between his wife - exhibit manager Crystal Frechette and Jahnseon "My shirt was soaked with sweat." McClure said. "I almost threw up." He said he took the bunny's head off because he had been wearing it for nine hours and was hot. Mall management issued an apology to parents and children. Golden, Colo.-based Noerr Programs Corp., which contracted with the mall to run the photo set, fired McClure and Frechette on Monday. They also have been charged with battery and disturbing the peace. The Associated Press Magazine mistake mixes up Wyoming CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Where you can find Montana's best camping? In Wyoming. Wvoming? The May cover story of Sunset, a California-based magazine about life in the West, detailed some of the top campgrounds in the West, including six Montana locations. But a map accompanying the article shows five of those six "Montana" sites are actually in Wyoming — three of them in Yellowstone National Park. Dale Conour, Sunset's deputy editor, said the listing was a mistake and that the Menlo Park, Calif.-based magazine was sending letters to subscribers notifying them of the error. He also said a story planned for the July issue would correctly report Yellowstone's location. About 90 percent of the park is in Wyoming; the park's northern tier is in Montana, with a western sliver falling in Idaho. "It'll be clear from that "Montana, Idaho and Wyoming — we all claim the park," Betsy Baumgart, Montana's travel director, said while laughing at the magazine's gaffe. story that we do, in fact, know where the grand park of Yellowstone is located," Conou said. "I'm hoping that will quiet the mob." The Associated Press HONOLULU — The humuhumunukunukuapuaa officially lost its title as the state fish more than a decade ago but is set to reclaim the honor. Former state fish set to officially reclaim title A bill reinstating the critter — known as humuhumu for short — passed the Legislature on Monday and heads next to the office of Gov. Linda Lingle for a signature. The little fish with the long name was deposed in 1990 by a clause that expired after five years in the law that gave it its crown. But few in the state were aware of the change and the fish, also known as the rectangular triggerfish, and it has continued to be touted as Hawaii's state fish. The measure is credited by its introducer, Rep. Blake Oshiro, to the 6-year-old son of a friend and constituent, Joel Itomura. It was itomura who brought the lack of an official designation for the humuhumu to the attention of Oshiro, D-Aiea-Halawa. Lingle now has 10 days to potentially veto the bill. The Associated Press -The Associated Press Senior women's club to open doors to men DAYTON, Ohio — Financially strapped and desperate for new membership, a 90-year-old private woman's club is opening its doors — to a man. Membership in the Dayton Woman's Club topped 1,400 in the 1950s but has fallen to just 307 as lifestyles changed and members aged. The average age among members is 70, said club president Barbara Markham. The identity of the first man to join the club was to be revealed at a ceremony Tuesday. Other men may be asked to join. 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