A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NEWS TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 2006 top10 Top 10 Deadliest Animals 10. Poison Dart Frog 9. Cape Buffalo 8. Polar Bear 7. Elephant 6. Australian Salt Water Crocodile 5. African Lion 4. Great White Shark 3. Australian Box Jellyfish 2. Asian Cobra 1. Menguito 1. Mosquito info — Kansan staff reports Source: www.livescience.com "Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." Jack Handy "Quote of the Day" People file into the post office, 645 Vermont St., to wait in line and make sure their taxes get postmarked before the deadline Monday evening. Tax day is usually April 15, but since the 15th fell on a Saturday this year, people had two extra days to get their income tax forms mailed. Seoul, the capital of South Korea, simply means capital or capital city. Computer Wikipedia.org Source: wikipedia.org KANSAN.COM The University Daily Kansan Here's a list of Monday's most e-mailed stories from Kansan.com. 1. Baseball bounces back from Saturday's loss 2. Demonstrators hold die-in at Strong 3. Lawson: Choice does not mean anti-life or anti-religion 4. Choice of a Lifetime 5. Women's sports funding kicked up a notch IMMIGRATION Protest in Kansas City presses for reforms KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Several hundred advocates for tighter immigration controls and stiffer security on the U.S.-Mexico border gathered in Kansas City on Monday to press for immigration reforms. Better (almost) late than never The Associated Press ODD NEWS Cuddly illegal alien sneaks into the U.S. ELDRIDGE, N.D. — A stowaway who made it past customs agents and into the United States on the metal frame of a fertilizer truck has won over locals, who call her the "sweetest illegal immigrant we've ever met." The migrant - a cat - hopped aboard a semitrailer hauling fertilizer from Esterhazy, Saskatchewan, to Eldridge. Customs agents at the border alerted the driver, but no one could catch the feline. When the semi arrived in Eldridge, the furry stowaway was still clinging to the frame. The trip Wednesday took about eight hours. "She had nothing to grip with her claws because it's metal," said Mainline book-keeper Jessica Hansen, who rescued the cat. "I don't know how she kept from falling out." Hansen said she and her fellow employees - who named the cat Canada - considered keeping the animal as a mascot, but decided it was too risky with all the trucks around. The James River Humane Society in Jamestown, near Eldridge, is trying to find it a home. "I don't want to see her deported now that they've tightened the immigration laws" Society spokeswoman Deb Archambeau joked. "She's sweet and friendly and deserves a good home." The Associated Press Student skips jury duty, lands himself in jail PONTIAC, Mich. - A 24-year-old college student was ordered to spend the weekend in jail after skipping out on jury duty. jury duty Ilya Kluzner, a student at the University of Michigan-Dearborn, must also write a five-page essay on the historical perspective of the American dream and why jury duty is crucial, under the sentence imposed by Oakland County Circuit Judge Fred Mester. after he missed the second day of a two-day drug possession trial. "He just felt like he was skipping class", Assistant Oakland County Prosecutor Jeffrey Kaelin said. Mester found Kluzner in criminal contemptThursday The student initially faced up to 30 days in jail. His lawyer asked for leniency and his mother apologized for her son's behavior. The Associated Press Marijuana-filled house deserted during fire WADSWORTH, Ohio — Firefighters dousing a blaze in a new home were confused when the presumed owner suddenly fled — until they found $700,000 worth of marijuana plants in the basement officials said. "It seemed so strange to me," said Wadsworth Fire Chief Ralph Copley. "If it were my home burning, I'd want to be there." After firefighters extinguished the blaze, which started in the attic early Friday, authorities said they found 239 marijuana plants filling The Medina County Drug Task Force and firefighters on Friday confiscated items from the home, including peat moss, 1,000-watt bulbs and large reflecting discs. The basement had no fire damage. a quarter of the basement, which was wired throughout for indoor plant growing. The marijuana-cultivating system was wired to the home's electrical system in a way that bypassed the meter, said Michael Barnhardt, acting director of the task force. Such wiring would help a grower avoid the large electric bills that clue in investigators, he said. CORRECTION Copley said the cause of the fire was unknown, but it did not appear to be related to the marijuna operation or electrical wiring. The fire caused about $150,000 in damage. An article in Monday's The University Daily Kansan contained an error. The article, "Class aims to prove Lawrence is friendly," should have said that Helen Hartnett, assistant professor of social welfare, said "This has been a great experience /or students, myself/ and fellow researcher, Toni Johnson, and the people who have participated. It has provided a hands-on opportunity to practice and share stories with people the students may not have had contact with in another way." ON THE RECORD ON CAMPUS A Coors Light dry erase board was reported stolen from The Hawk between 12:50 a.m. and 1:59 a.m. Saturday. The estimated value of the board is $50. Barbara Phipps, education, is giving a lecture as part of the Brown Bag Discussion Series at 12:30 p.m. today at 318 Bailey Hall. Raymond Brullet, Centre de Recherches d'Archéologie Nationale, Louvain-la-Neuve, is giving a lecture about "Roman/Medieval Tournai; Recent Archaeological Developments" at 4 p.m. today at the Conference Hall in the Hall Center for the Humanities. - The Associated Press John Toohey, Dole Fellow, is hosting a seminar about "Politics in an Age of Entertaiment & Instant Information" at 4 p.m. today in the Dole Institute of Politics. Joseph Evans, Deane E. Ackers Distinguished Professor of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science, is giving a lecture about "Intelligence in the Network" at 5:30 p.m. today at the Alderson Auditorium in the Kansas Union. The KU Saxophone Quartet is performing at 7:30 tonight at the Swartouth Recital Hall in Murphy Hall. Set mess Petra from Sp crow Polit rang cultu senti Iraq aid sage civil NATION Teens charged with threatening assault PLATTE CITY, Mo. — Two suburban Kansas City teenagers were charged Monday with threatening to carry out a school shooting to mark the anniversary of the attack on Columbine High School, officials said. Pe awa lang stru "hug the Uni Trevor P. Fattig and Sean M. Amos, both 18 and of Platte City, face felony charges of making a terroristic threat after they told classmates they planned an assault on Platte County R-3 High School, county prosecutor Eric Zahnd said. ma rigl Tell us your news Connection Jonathan Kealing, Joshua Bickel, Nate Karlin, Gaby Souza or Frank Kranken- t at 864-8410 editor@kansan.com. Kansas newsroom 1157 South Main Hall 1435 Jiyahwk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 (785) 864-4810 MEDIA PARTNERS NEWS For more news, turn to KUJH-TV on Sunflower Cablevision Channel 31 in Lawrence. 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