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Think it's impossible to find a decent single guy or gal on campus? Jayplay's come to the rescue We want to introduce an available KU man or woman, nominated by a friend as an all-around good "catch" to the rest of the student body.
Name: Kelly Lively
Year: Senior
Major: Economics
Home State: Colorado
Favorite Music: Jimmy
Buffet
What's your ideal date?
"I love to ski, so I'd like to spend the day on the snow slopes and then sitting by the fire in the ski lodge. I definitely need someone who likes the outdoors as much as I do. And someone who likes to talk as much as I do."
Where do you like to meet women?
What is the best way for a girl to get your attention?
"Cookies. If a girl ever brought me chocolate chip cookies, that would be awesome."
"In class is the best. It's hard to meet women at the bars, they're all after the same thing, but when you're in class you have the opportunity to talk to a girl without as many distractions and really get to know her."
Know someone who would make a good "Catch of the Week?" Send his or her name and e-mail address to jayplay06@gmail.com.
Stefanie Graves
TOP FIVE
ATHLETES WOMENWOULD LIKE TO DATE
5. Helio Castroneves, Indy driver
4. Jason Sehorn, New York Giants
3. Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees
2. Ray Allen, Seattle Supersonics
1. Derek Jeter, New York Yankees
ATHLETES MEN WOULD LIKE TO DATE
5. Tatiana Grigorieva, pole vaulter
4. Amy Acuff, high jumper
3. Jeannette Lee, pool player
2. Marion Jones, sprinter
1. Anna Kournikova, tennis player
1. Anna Kournikova, tennis player
Source: ESPN poll, January 2006
Stefanie Graves
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Brian Bratichak
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Jessica Crowder
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THE REV. CANON JONATHON W.JENSEN, RECTOR
NEXT FALL MY BOYFRIEND WILL BE MOVING TO KC, BUT I'LL STILL BE HERE IN LAWRENCE. ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW WE CAN REMAIN CLOSE, BUT LIVE IN DIFFERENT CITIES?
MORGAN. SOPHOMORE
Jessica: Yeah.Pay for the gas you'll be using when you visit him every other day and make sure he reciprocates by visiting you.
8:30 & 10:30 AM
Brian: Here's the best way to remain close; get in your damn car and drive to Kansas City. If the 40 miles in between you and him get in the way of your relationship, then give up hope. Even if you both don't want to drive to meet each other every day, you could it two or three times a week. The only way everything will go arry is if you two were either never meant to be, or if you're a lazy-ass and don't put forth any effort.
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF THREE AND FOURWAY SEX?
— AMANDA, SENIOR
Brian: Well, I guess you could say one of the benefits of three and four-way sex would be it would make you a much more open person.Literally.Other benefits include, but are not limited to, a larger, creepier social circle,a new reputation,a larger phonebook in your cell,breaking in your bed faster.Increasing your hand-eye-mouth ass coordination and learning about various types of penises.
Jessica: There are no benefits unless you're keen on the idea of degrading yourself and watching others do the same. You could contract STDs, ruin your reputation, get pregnant, destroy your relationship if you're in one and just plain have regrets. I'd disregard Brian's orgy-loving advice and stick to one committed partner.
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