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HOW SHOULD I GO ABOUT CONVINCING MY PARTNER THAT SHE NEEDS TO TRIM HER BUSH?
— DEREK JUNIOR
Brian: Try this; go down on her, and while you're down there, act like you are trying to bite her leg to turn her on. When you do this, miss, get a mouthful of hair, and pull. She'll scream and ask what the hell you are doing. Your response should be "I tried to playfully bite you, but your pubes got in the way. Maybe if you trim your bush, that'll never happen again." If she doesn't like that idea, just put a bunch of razors in her undies drawer with a note: "Dear Susie, roses are red, violets are blue, shave your bush, or I'll break up with you."
Jessica: That's a touchy subject.
As much as I adore Brian's poem, it's not as tactful as being able to openly discuss this sort
of thing with your partner. If you're in a healthy relationship, you should be able to talk about these things without hurting the other person (most of the time). I was always taught. "If you can't talk about sex, you shouldn't be having it." and I still believe it's true. I think you should pose the suggestion in such a way that it benefits her, "have you ever thought about going bare?" I hear it increases pleasure for women ... and honestly, I think it'd be sexy. "If she responds well to that, then great. If she seems skeptical, I'd take it down a notch to just trimming instead of going bare or try using Brian's Plan A.
WHY DO GUYS LOVE GOING TO SICK ASS STRIP CLUBS? ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? —JANINE, JUNIOR
Jessica: Correction. Not all guys love going to "sick ass strap clubs" I'm positive there are out there who care more about their relationship than hanging around with their buddies checking out some T and A they most likely never have anything to do with J think for guys with girlfriend, it's more for the social atmosphere
MY GIRLFRIEND TRIED TO USE A DILDO ON ME AND I BROKE UP WITH HER. IS THAT WRONG? —JEFF, SOPHOMORE
**Brian:** No, you did everything perfectly. If she tried to use that on you, you have the right to break up with that dirty whore. Nothing phallic-shaped should ever go near any part of an unsuspecting man. If anything does, the man reserves the right to grab the dildo and break it in half. After that, she'll never try to use a dildo on a man again.
Jessica: She disrespected you sexually without your permission. "Tried" to use a dildo on you! I'm trying to understand ... did she just whip it out and say, "they honey... close your eyes... I have a surprise for you...?" I think breaking up with her was an overreaction, but if it means that much to you, maybe it's for the best. Keep in mind that people are going to mess up, and I'm sure there will be a time when you slip something into the wrong hole too.
than anything, and trying not to be 'the guy without control over his life. Think about it: if he can't go out because his significant other disapproves he'll be 'whipped' — big loss in a man's world! it's unfortunate, but true if you have a girlfriend (the same goes for girls with boyfriends), your respect for your relationship should be outweigh what your friends will think of you if you opt out of the club. Your friend opinion may matter on some issues, but it's the two of you in this relationship, not the friends.
**Brian:** Its the same reason why we love porn, Sports illustrated's swimsuit issue and cleavage. We love gorgeous girls Women at strip clubs know how to move their bodies so well that they could give Bob Dole an injection — you can imagine what it would do for a college guy with lashing hormones. If you have issues with it either go to stripper school or deal with it. You can't eliminate everything that is important to your boyfriend. If you do, you're restricting his right to be a man. And to do that would make you a biotch.
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