SUNDAY 4.9 Andy Timmons and Justin Turner. Harbour Lights, 10 p.m., $2, 21+, 841-1960 Buffalo Saints. Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., $4 - $6, 18+, 832-1085 Exhibition: Flowers, Dragons and Pine Trees: Asian Textiles in the Spencer Museum of Art. Spencer Museum of Art, 12 p.m. to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.spencerart.ku.edu Exhibition:Transformations. Spencer Museum of Art, 12 p.m. to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. spencerart.ku.edu Particle. Granada, 8 p.m., $15, all ages, www.thegranada.com Philip Bradley. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+. www. replaylounge.com Play: The Miracle Worker. Lawrence Community Theatre, all ages, $14-$16, http:// community.lawrence.com/ Community Theatre/ SMA Family Day:"Shibori." Spencer Museum of Art, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. spencertart.ku.edu Play: *Pippin*.William Inge Memorial Theatre, 2:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., all ages, $10-$12, www.kutheatre.com TUESDAY 4.11 Comedian Kristian Vallee. Kansas Union Ballroom, 7 p.m. all ages, $3 with KUID, $6 public, free with Activity Card, www. suaevents.com Deadwood Derby, Round 2 featuring The Afterhours, Marry Me Moses, Apollo Thirteen. Jackpot Salon, 10 p.m., FREE, 18+, www. thejackpotsaloon.com Lecture:"Did the Orange Revolution Make a Difference?" Alexander Motyl, Rutgers University. Kansas Union Kansas Room, 5:30 to 7 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.ku.edu/~calendar MFA Thesis Exhibition. KU Art and Design Gallery, 8:30 a.m.to 4:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.arts.ku.edu/art/adgallery.html Seminar: Before 1500 Seminar "Before 1500 Goes to the Movies: A Round-Table Discussion." Hall Center Conference Hall, 4 to 5:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.hallcenter. ku.edu/Seminar/Before1500 Seminar:Study Group with Dole Fellow John Toohey. Dole Institute of Politics,4 to 5:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.doleinstitute.org Toots and the Mayais. Bottleneck, 9 p.m., all ages, $20, www.bottlenecklive.com Unknown Stuntman and Iron Guts Kelly. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+, www.replaylounge.com MONDAY 4.10 Exhibition: Explore Evolution. Natural History Museum, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. nhm.ku.edu Joe Cartwright Trio with with Giacomo featuring Bobby Watson. Blue Room, 7 p.m., $20, all ages Lecture: Hallmark Symposium: Willie Kunz, graphic designer, Spencer Museum of Art Auditorium, 6 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. spencerart.ku.edu Lecture: "Non-equilibrium Statistical Mechanics: a growing frontier of 'pure and applied' theoretical physics" with Royce Zia, Virginia Tech. Malott Hall 2074, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.ku.edu/~calendar MFA Thesis Exhibition. KU Art and Design Gallery, 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.arts.ku.edu/art/adgallery.html Workshop: Oral History "Learning to Hear the Stories VII: Healing Narratives, Undying Words." Kansas Union, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., all ages, registration required, FREE, http://www.hallcenter.ku.edu WEDNESDAY 4.12 Chris Beck and Jesse Henry. Harbour Lights, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ 841-1960 Dark Star Orchestra.Uptown Theater, 8 p.m., $22, all ages, 816.753.8655* Greyson Capps and the Stumpknockers. Davey's Uptown Rambler's Club. 9 p.m., 21+, $5, (816) 753-1909* Exhibition: Gordon Parks At Home and Abroad: A Small Selection. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.spencertart.ku.edu Lecture: University Forum: Free Trade vs. Fair Trade in the Context of Globalization. ECM Center, 12 to 1 p.m., all ages, optional lunch: $3 students, $5.50 others, www.ku.edu/ ~ecmu Nine Black Alps, Grand Emporium, 8 p.m., 18+, $9.65, 816.561.2560* Girl 1: So what happened with that guy you hooked up with last night? Girl 2: Oh, he turned out to be a total loser. Girl 1: That sucks. Girl 2: Yeah I know. I thought since I met him at the Hawk he had to be somewhat cool. Slideshow at the Kemper Museum. Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art. 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.kemperart.org Girl 1: Oh my God, your hair looks so spiky in your ponytail. Girl 2: Oh that's cool. How'd you get it to look like that? Girl 3: I don't know, I just tease it a little guess. Girl 4: It does look so cute. WESCOE WIT Percival. The Granada, 8 p.m., 18+, $3, www.thegranada.com Seminar: Study Group with Dole Fellow Alan Cobb, "Citizens vs. The Man: What Grassroots Techniques Really Work." Dole Institute of Politics, 4 to 5:30 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.doleinstitute.org Girl 1: Wow, did you really eat all of that? Guy 2: Whatever, I do what I want. It's my beautiful body. Every NCAA Game Is HERE L: Buffalo Chicken Salad D: 1/2 Price Burgers L: Hot Ham & Cheese D: 1/2 Price Burgers B8Q Sandwich D: 754 Hard Shell Tacos D: 852 Soft Shell Tacos Wed. L: Chicken Finger Wrap D: Wings L & D; Wings L: Chicken Fried Steak D: 1/2 Price Apps 4-6 p.m. L: California Turkey Sandwich D: Steak Entree SPECIALS 04→ JAYPLAY 04.06.2006 $2.50 Aluminum Bud & Bud Light Bottles $2.75 Import Bottles $2 Domestic Pints $2.50 Cuervo Margaritas & Mexican Beer $3 Double Bloody Marys $7/$11 2/3 L Domestic Towers $1.50 Single Wells $2 Wheat Draws $2.50 Domestic Bottles $2 Single Jack, Captain, Smimoff 856-8188 • 6th & Wisconsin $2.50 Single Crown, Absolut, Malibu $3 Gullness Draws IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL, WHATWOULDYOUBE? IF YOU COULD TRAVEL TO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER? WHO IS YOUR GREATEST INSPIRATION? IF YOU COULD GO OUT TO COFFEE WITH ANY FAMOUS PERSON, LIVING OR DEAD, WHO WOULD HE OR SHE BE? The beach. A bird, because they have the freedom to fly. Charlie Brown. He's a plugger and always trying to improve. My wife.She's my best friend. Ben Franklin. I'd like to learn about some of the things he did. Samoa (in the South Pacific), to see my ancestors' homeland A three-toed sloth, because they're chill and totally content. Rocko, from Rocko's Modern Life. John Bonham, the drummer for Zeppelin. Bob Marley. Carolyn Tharp