FASHION TREND: WIDE BELTS
Designer belts are some of the most fashionable accessories for men and women right now. Not only can you pick from a variety of styles and colors, but metalworkers and designers are even creating signature buckles that you can interchange with different bands. When it comes to the fit, you should buy a belt that is one size larger than your actual waist size, says Kathleen Herbst, employee at Weaver's, 901 Massachusetts St. As for
the width, belts are big right now...literally,
says Jeremy Cain, employee at Hobbs, 700
Massachusetts St. Wide bands are a sure way to
attract attention, even though they can't always
promise to keep your pants up. There are two
things to remember when wearing a belt:
match it with your shoes and tuck in your shirt.
Malinda Osborne
WESCOE WIT
**Guy:** The phonebook is overrated.
**Girl:** What?
**Guy:** The phonebook is overrated. I've only used it twice this year.
**Girl:** Yeah, I haven't used it in six years.
Girl 1! I only have one midterm next week.
Girl 2! Shut up.
Girl 1: Does that mean I don't have class at all next week?
Girl 2: No, you still have class.
Girl 1: Oh, I thought it was like finals and I didn't have class.
Girl: Who would do that?
Guy: Damn Bible thumpers.
Guy: Stupid motivated people on a Friday morning.Don't they know they should be hungover?
Liz Nartowicz
Obscure fact: Wichita State was the first mid-major school with a sexually suggestive mascot to advance to the field of 16 since the Western Delaware State Donkey Punches in 1981.
Students don't know where to turn for experimental Japanese noise-rock and progressive robo-electronica?!
Every NCAA Game Is HERE
Addwaita, please. It's kind of cool that you were unbelievably old, but no one really cares about animals unless they can sink free throws like that dog in Air Bud.
KJHK 90.7 FM GOES OFF THE AIR AS REPAIRS ARE MADE TO ITS STORM- DAMAGED RADIO TOWER.
1 THE WICHITA STATE SHOCKERS ADVANCE TO THE SWEET 16 BEFORE FALLING TO GEORGE MASON 63-55.
ADDWAITA, A 250-YEAR-OLD
GIANT ALDABRA TORTOISE,
DIES IN A CALCUTTA ZOO.
FORMER
CINCINNATI
BEARCAT AND
CONVICTED
DRUNK DRIVER
BOB HUGGINS
TAKES OVER AS
K-STATE'S NEW
MEN'S BASKETBALL
COACH.
HAWK TOPICS
RAINE AND-RUIGH REVIEW NEWS YOU CAN USE
L: Buffalo Chicken Salad
L: IBQ Sandwich
D: 75¢ Hard Shell Tacos
D: 85¢ Soft Shell Tacos
Good heavens, KS State you hired a convicted drunk driver? There's enough material there for the Jayhawk faithful to make fun of Huggy Bear for the duration of his five-year contract.
L: California Turkey Sandwich
D: Steak Entree
L: Hot Ham & Cheese
D: 1/2 Price Burgers
L: Chicken Finger Wrap
D: Wings
D: 1/2 Price Burgers
$2.50 Aluminum Bud & Bud Light Bottles
$2.75 Import Bottles
Tues.
L & Dr Wings
L: Chicken Fried Stack
D: 1/7-Price Apps 4-6 p.m.
$2 Domestic Pints
SPECIALS
$1.50 Single Wells
$2 Wheat Draws
$3 Double Bloody Marys
$7/$11 2/3 L Domestic Towers
$2.50 Domestic Bottles
$2 Single Jack, Captain, Smirnoff
$2.50 Ouzervo Margaritas & Mexican Beer
$2.50 Single Crown, Absolut, Malibu
$3 Guinea Ducks
856-8188 • 6th & Wisconsin
ENTERPRISED MISCREANTS STEAL BOXES OF KU ATHLETIC CLOTHING FROM A STORAGE TRAILER NEAR ANSCHUTZ SPORTS PAVILION.
Unfortunately for the thieves, they'll probably have trouble selling the clothing, as the "One and Done, Two Years Running" commemorative t-shirt is unlikely to become a popular item.
THE PENTAGON REVEALS THAT RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE AGENTS PASSED ON CLASSIFIED AMERICAN BATTLE PLANS TO BAGHDAD BEFORE THE U.S. INVASION OF IRAQ.
Oh, Russia. Didn't you learn anything from Rocky IV? After dispatching Iran, North Korea, Palestine, Venezuela and a number of other countries that piss us off, we're kicking your ass.
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THE SEATTLE POST- INTELLIGENCER REPORTS THAT THE RAGING GRANNIES, A GERIATRIC PROTEST GROUP, HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED AS A POSSIBLE TERRORIST THREAT BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 4
Clearly, this is just another example of a radical left-wing media outlet trying its best to undermine our good government and commander in chief 'C'mon, Seattle Post-Intelligence, why don't you ever report on all the terrorists we're catching and deadly plots we're falling? Wait, what'd you say? Those things aren't happening? Oh.. touché.
THE KANSAS STATE LEGISLATURE OVERRIDES A GUBERNATORIAL VETO AND PASSES A LAW ALLOWING QUALIFIED KANSANS TO CAPRY A CONCEALED WEAPON.
At last! It's legal to cap all those annoying hippies on Mass. St.!
POPE BENEDICT XVI DROPS THE TITLE "PATRIARCH OF THE WEST," A PAPAL SOBRIQUET NEARLY 1,400 YEARS OLD. Possible replacement nicknames include "Nitro; "Chocolate Thunder" and "Benny the Barbarian."
IEAAC HAYES, THE VOICE OF CHEF ON "SOUTH PARK" AND A DEVOUT SCIENTELOGIST, LEAVES THE SHOW BECRUSSE OF ITS INSENSITIVE TREATMENT OF HIS "BELIGION."
should we meet here that this will be the first installment of *Tweak Nexus*? Too long the
brain has been written to require a full English Subtitle which holder that Tom Sadden.
Chris Raine and Dave Ruigh