TABLE OF CONTENTS CALENDAR what's going on BITE throw another one on the bar-be FEATURE sealing the deal on a job SPEAK overcoming pickiness 19 EDITOR'S NOTE This week's feature about job searching (p.10) made me feel lousy — because I need it. Bad. Not only have I ignored the looming Real World for four years by not getting internships, but I chose a major filled with the most initiative-taking people since the gold rushers. For five semesters now, I've returned from breaks to hear my peers Though it took a full four years for me to do it, I've finally accepted that serving won't suffice much longer, and that Fortune won't drop an income on me, like in the novels I read. talk about internships in Boston, job offers in Chicago and skills acquired with the fierce ambition and unrelenting passion of the Journalists of Tomorrow.I spent my breaks serving beers and burgers and reading novels. Last semester, I talked my dad into letting me stay in college playland one more year, tacked on an English major and planned on "applying" for "intentships" to "gain experience." I've only now started the process. Not that I don't secretly hope for a plan B. This week's other articles taught me how to pack up and run away (p. 7), or hey --- maybe I'll take up the exciting life of a DJ (p. 15). Natalie Johnson JAYPLAYERS EDITOR>THE STAR Natalie Johnson ASSOCIATE EDITOR>THE RAMDOG Lindsey Ramsey CLERK GETS AROUND TOWN Andrew Campbell Tara Schupner DESIGNERS>MAKE IT PRETTY Becka Cremer Jacky Carter PHOTOGRAPHER>TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED Kit Leffler COPY EDITOR MAKES IT RIGHT Vanessa Pearson BITE $\Rightarrow$ ALWAYS HAS THE MUNCHIES Melissa Byrd Carrie Hillard Erin Wisdom OUT TO HITS THE TOWN David Heller Charissa Young NOTICE ➔ TAKES NOTE OF IT Liz Nartowicz Maliinda Oxborne Carolyn Tharp HEALTH ⇒ KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY Marion Hixon Jason Shaad CONTACT • HELPJS YOUR LOVE LIFE Stefanie Graves Kristen Maxwell Rachel Zupek CREATIVE CONSULTANT>KNOWS A LOT Carol Holstead WRITE TO US jayplay06@gmail.com JAYPLAY The University Daily Kansas 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 VOLUME 3, ISSUE 24 SPICE UP YOUR MORNINGS WITH WOWIE!! Sheirdan's Latte's and Frozen Custard Proudly Introduces Our GOURMET Coffees, Lattes, Teas and Wowiechinos. All Served In a Variety of Different Flavors Value meals start at $2.50 and include a 12 oz. coffee and a fresh baked muffin of your choice HOURS: M-F 7am-10pm Sat-Sun 10am-10pm DJNICK REDDELL $2 JAGERBOMBS 21+ SHOWOFF YOURTAN FRIDAY SONVENEZUELA w/DJIALAPENO Salsa, Calypso, Merengue' and Latin Dance ABE&JAKES 02 ⇒ JAYPLAY 03.30.2006 www.abejakes.com 841.5855