====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== University Daily Kansan Page 0383_1 from reel: NP 13611 (2006-02-01 to 2006-07-26) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/82455 Title: Who's Who at KU: Isaac Dill, Parking Officer Summary: Profile of Isaac Dill, a Lawrence senior who has been a parking officer for five years at KU, discussing his job responsibilities and experiences. Category: campus news Subjects: university employees; student life; campus services Named Entities: Dill, Isaac [parking officer] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Quit Horsing Around! Summary: Photo of Harriett, a horse at Spring Farm Cares animal sanctuary in Clinton, N.Y., rolling in the dirt during an attempt to rid her winter coat. Category: features/profiles Subjects: animal welfare; humor; odd news Confidence: 0.8 Title: Man Mistakenly Billed $4000 for Four Burgers Summary: A California man was mistakenly billed $4,334.33 for a meal at George Beane's neighborhood Burger King when the cashier entered the wrong amount. Category: features/profiles Subjects: consumer issues; restaurant billing; odd news Confidence: 0.8 Title: eHarmony Won't Find Match for Married Man Summary: A 36-year-old lawyer files a lawsuit against eHarmony for refusing to help him find a match, claiming discrimination based on his marital status. Category: features/profiles Subjects: relationship services; legal issues; odd news Named Entities: Claassen, John [plaintiff] Confidence: 0.8 Title: Boy Crawls Into Vending Machine to Get to Toys Summary: A 3-year-old boy crawls into a vending machine filled with toys at a Godfather's Pizza in Austin, Minnesota, getting stuck among the toys. Category: features/profiles Subjects: child safety; odd news; consumer products Confidence: 0.8 Title: On Campus Summary: Collection of campus announcements including a Majors Fair, lecture on Rwanda genocide, Christian Ministries readings, and various workshops and seminars. Category: campus news Subjects: campus events; student activities; academic lectures Confidence: 0.8 Title: Quote of the Day Summary: Daily quote feature showing "A subclerk in the post office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them." - Albert Camus Category: informational content Subjects: literature; philosophy; inspirational quotes Confidence: 0.9 Title: Fact of the Day Summary: Daily fact feature stating "The farthest eyeball-protrusion in the world is 11 millimeters, or .43 inches." Category: informational content Subjects: trivia; human body; records Confidence: 0.9 Title: [advertisements] Advertisers include: Fat Lawrence's; Ku; KANSAN.COM; Fat's Category: advertisements Confidence: 0.9 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.