JAYPLAY SAYS DOWNLOAD PUSSY CONTROL This weekend, Jayplay wants you to download a song for spring break. A song for drinking on beaches. A song for a week of hedonism that you've earned with all your hard work this semester. A song that says, "Who cares if I got a tattoo of a Corona bottle on my lower back? It's SPRING BREAK!" This weekend, Jayplay wants you to download "Pussy Control." Natalie Johnson Lindsey Ramsey Finally a smart movie! After two full months of crap, V For Vendetta is here to challenge your political mind. Natalie Portman stars in the role that made her bald. She plays a prisoner of the secret police in a futuristic totalitarian Britain who is rescued by a masked mysterious terrorist/freedom fighter called V. Produced by The Matrix creators Andy and Lylar Wachowski, V For Vendetta promises an end to one of the most dismal movie seasons in recent history. RENT A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE Noticably absent from the end-of-the-year accolades (William Hurt's Oscar nomination notwithstanding) A History of Violence is, in a word, incredible. Viggo Mortensen, aka the King of Gondor, stars in this unexpectedly beautiful film about a man who, through an act of violence, discovers who he really is. Creepy Ed Harris and a solid Maria Bello also star. Lindsey Ramsey GO WILCO Tuesday, March 21. They're. Really. Damn. Good. Kansas City's Uptown Theatre, 8 p.m. Tickets are $25.50. Natalie Johnson Every NCAA Game Is HERE Mon. L: Buffalo Chicken Salad D: 1/2 Price Burgers L: Hot Ham & Cheese D: 1/2 Price Burgers 62.30 Aluminum Bud & Buld Light Bottles 12.25 Import Bottles Wed. L: BBQ Sandwich L: 754 Hard Shell Tacos L: 854 Soft Shell Tacos $2 Domestic Pints Thur. L: Chicken Finger Wrap D: Wings Fri. L: Chicken Fried Steak D: 1/2 Price Apps - 4-6 p.m. L: California Turkey Sandwich D: Steak Entree Sat. $2.50 Qatar Margaritas & Mexican Beer L & D: Wings SPECIALS $1.50 Single Wells $2 Wheat Draws ABE&JAKES www.abejakes.com 841.5855 FRIDAY $2.50 Single Crown, Absolut, Mailbox $3 Guiness Draws STPATTY'SDAY $2.50 Domestic Bottles $2 Single Jack, Captain, Smimoff 856-8188 • 6th & Wisconsin $3 Double Bloody Marys $7/$11 2/3 L Domestic Towers Deck open after the Parade Guinness and Green Beer on Tap DJSCOTTIEMAC and NICKREDDELL will be holding the party down all night long KUTOURNAMENTGAME On Our Big Screen No Cover - $2 Jagerbombs SATURDAY LAWRENCE SPRINGBREAK DJ Scottie Mac throws his spring break party $4 Jumbo Sex on the Beach Drinks SUNDAY WE WILL BE OPEN AND SHOWING THE TOURNAMENT GAMES! 03.16.2006 JAYPLAY < 17 000061010101010