JAYPLAY SAYS Finally a smart movie! After two full months of crap, V For Vendetta is here to challenge your political mind. Natalie Portman stars in the role that made her bald. She plays a prisoner of the secret police in a futuristic totalitarian Britain who is rescued by a masked mysterious terrorist/freedom fighter called V. Produced by The Matrix creators Andy and Larry Wachowski, V For Vendetta promises an end to one of the most dismal movie seasons in recent history. DOWNLOAD PUSSY CONTROL Lindsey Ramsey Natalie Johnson This weekend, *Jayplay* wants you to download a song for spring break. A song for drinking on beaches. A song for a week of hedonism that you've earned with all your hard work this semester. A song that says, "Who cares if I got a tattoo of a Corona bottle on my lower back? It's SPRING BREAK!" This weekend, *Jayplay* wants you to download "Pussy Control." RENT A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE Notically absent from the end-of-the-year accolades (William Hurt's Oscar nomination notwithstanding) A History of Violence is, in a word, incredible. Viggo Mortensen, aka the King of Gondor, stars in this unexpectedly beautiful film about a man who, through an act of violence, discovers who he really is. Creepy Ed Harris and a solid Maria Bello also star. Lindsey Ramsey GO WILCO Tuesday, March 21. They're. Really. Damn. Good. Kansas City's Uptown Theatre, 8 p.m. Tickets are $25.50. Natalie Johnson Every NCAA Game Is HERE L: Buffalo Chicken Salad D: 1/2 Price Burger L: Hot Ham & Cheese D: 1/2 Price Burgers L: BBQ Sandwich D: 75% Hard Steel Tetra D: 85% Soft Shell Tetra Tues. $2.50 Aluminum Bod & Bud Light Bottles $2.75 Import Bottles Wed. Mon, Thur. L: Chicken Finger Wrap D: Wings $2 Domestic Pints Fri. L: Chicken Fried Steak D: 1/2 Price Apps 4-6 p.m. L: California Turkey Sandwich D: Steak Entree $2.50 Cuervo Margaritas & Mexican Beer Sat. 1. 8. D; Wings Sun. ABE&JAKES www.abejakes.com 841.5855 SPECIALS $1.50 Single Wells $2 Wheat Draws FRIDAY $2.50 Single Crown, Absolot, Malibu $3 Guineas Draws $2.50 Domestic Bottles $2 Single Jack, Captain, Smimoff STPATTY'SDAY $3 Double Bloody Marys $2/$11 2/3/1 L Domestic Towers 856-8188 6th & Wisconsin Deck open after the Parade Guinness and Green Beer on Tap DJSCOTTIEMAC and NICKREDDELL will be holding the party down all night long KUTOURNAMENTGAME On Our Big Screen No Cover - $2 Jagerbombs LAWRENCESPRINGBREAK SATURDAY DJ Scottie Mac throws his spring break party $4 Jumbo Sex on the Beach Drinks SUNDAY WE WILL BE OPEN AND SHOWING THE TOURNAMENT GAMES! 03.16.2006 JAYPLAY <17 0005.64.2014AJ91A<61>