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Girl 1: See that guy? He has a chinchilla.
Girl 2: Isn't that like a ferret?
Girl 3: No a chinchilla is a coat.
That would be like having a North Face as a pet.
Girl 1: If I get married young, do I have my husband go into debt or just upgrade my ring later?
Girl 2: Oh definitely upgrade.
Girl 1: Well, I'll be making like
$250 help 'a year, so I guess I could help him pay it off.
**Girl 1:** My ass still hurts. If anyone would like to kiss it, let me know.
**Girl 2:** (glances over, empathetic) That's sad.
Girl 1: I've never been on a real date.
Girl 2:I barely go on them either.
Girl 1:But you have a boyfriend.
Girl 2: On the weekends, we go to his parents' house, eat dinner and then find two of the same soduku and race to finish.
Girl 1: How did you hurt your foot?
Guy 1: Can I borrow some money?
Guy 2: (inaudible response)
Guy 1: I spent it on a lap dance for Jason.
Guy 2: I miss out on all the fun.
GIRL 2: I was out, and got stepped on.
Girl 1: Did a cow step on your foot?
Girl 2: (stares, confused)
Girl 1: I can explain!
Girl 1: Ooh, did we get new markers?
Girl 2: New markers?
Girl 1: I love new markers.
(Uses marker.) Well it doesn't
write new but it looks new.
3020 Iowa St. Located next to Best Buy (785) 856-8088
LIED CENTER OF KANSAS www.liedku.edu 785.864.2787
Half Available
Experience the superb artistry and passion of ...
ALEXANDER KOBRIN, PIANO 2005 Van Cliburn Int'l. Piano Competition Gold Medal Winner
Friday, March 31-7:30 p.m.
This Russian virtuoso's program will include works by Brahms and Rachmaninoff.
"Their playing...proved both compelling and graceful...a triumph." — Los Angeles Times
Eugenia Zukerman, flute with Jacques Thibaud String Trio
Sunday, April 2-2:00 p.m.
- Featuring works by Beethoven, Françaix & Mozart.
- Pre-Concert Conversation with Rachel Hunter, KPR Music Director 1:00 p.m.
KU LIED CENTER OF KANSAS The University of Kansas
Kenneth A. Meldt
Commission
Baldwin VII
Paid for by KU
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