FRIDAY 3.17 The Billions. Bottleneck, 8 p.m., 18+, www.bottlenecklive.com Bingo. Eagles Lodge, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE, 843-9690 Cate Brothers. Uncle Bo's T- town Bar, 9 p.m., $15 in advance, $18 at door, www.unclebos. com* Cosmic Bowling. Kansas Union. 11:00 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. suaevents.com The Elders. Uptown Theater, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $18-$33, www.upntontheater.com* Exhibition: Flowers and Features: Mixed Media by Linda Frost. Lawrence Public Library, 9 a.m.to 6 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.lawrence.lib.ks.us Exhibition:Lift Your Eyes: Mixed Media Assemblages. Lawrence Public Library, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. lawrence.lib.uk.su Exhibition: Museum of Abstact History: Exhibition of One-Act Plays. Lawrence Arts Center, all ages, $6,843-2787 Exhibition: Printmaking from the John Taller Print Studio. Lawrence Public Library, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.lawrence.lib.ks.us Exhibition: Splendor of the Prairie Grasses. Fields Gallery, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.fieldsgallery.com Exhibition: The Curator is INI New Media Projects: Shirin Neshat's Turbulent. Nelson Atkins Museum, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.nelson.atkins.org* Exhibition:Transformations. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. spencertart.ku.edu Free Play, Replay Lounge. 3 p.m. to 6 p.m., all ages, FREED, 749-767-696 Play: A Congress of Women. William Inge Memorial Theatre, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $10 for students, www.kutheatre.com Poker Pub. Liquid, 7 p.m., 21+, FREE,thepokerpub.com St. Patrick's Day Parade. South Park, 1 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.lawrencestpatricksdayparade.com Trivia Riot. The Brick, 7 p.m., 21 + cost varies, www. thebrickcmo.com * The Volunteers. Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., 18+, $5, $7 under 21, www. thejackpotsaloon.com Wryly Bent. Stu's Midtown Tavern, 10 p.m., 21+,$4,785-86TUS You Fail Me. Grand Emporium, 8 p.m,18+,816.561.2560 THURSDAY 3.16 69 Eyes. El Torreon, 7:30 p.m., all-ages, $13, www.eltorreon.com* **Archons.** Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www. replaylounge.com Aeolin. Bottleneck, 8 p.m., 18+, FREE, www.bottlenecklive.com Celebrating a Grand Gift: The Hallmark Photographic Collection. Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art, 10 a.m.to 4 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. nelson-atkins.org* Flowers, Dragons and Pine Trees: Asian Textiles. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. spencerart.ku.edu .38 Special, VooDoo Lunge at Harrah's Casino, 8 p.m., 21+,$25, www.vooookcim.com Gordon Parks At Home and Abroad: A Small Selection, Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., all ages, FREE, www. spencer.ku.edu Exhibition: Sci-Fi Fermentation: The Impact of Science on the Natural World. Kemper Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., all ages, FREE, www.kemperart.org* Gallery Conversations: Brett Knappe, curator for Photography Between the Wars: A Survey of American And European Photography 1920-1940, Spencer Museum of Art, 12:15 p.m., all ages, FREEB, www.spencerku.edu.ku Lecture: Artist Chris Johanson. Spencer Museum of Art Auditorium, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE; www.spencerart.ku.edu Lecture: Professor William Wallace on "Michelangelo: Hammer of God." Spencer Museum of Art, 5 p.m., all ages. FREE, www.spencerart.ku.edu Rushmore Academy.The Boobie Trap Bar, 9 p.m., all-ages, FREE, http://boobietrapbar.com* Teddy Geiger. Grand Emporium, 8 p.m., 18+,$8, 816.561.2560* SATURDAY 3.18 Chris Duarte with The Adam Wyatt Band. Knuckleheads Saloon, 9 p.m., $15 - $20, 21+, www.nkuckleheads.kc.com* Dead Girls Ruin Everything, Textbook and The Jackie Carol Band. The Bottleneck, 10 p.m. TBA. www.bottlenecklive.com Dirty Boots Burlesque Show. Jackpot Saloon, 10 p.m., $7, 18+ www.tjackpotsaloon.com Doghouse Daddies. Uncle Bo's T-Town Bar, 8:30 p.m., $3,21+, uncleb.com*.m Flowers, Dragons and Pine Trees. An exhibit at Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., FREE, www.spencerartku.edu Exhibition: Transformations. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., FREE, www.spencerart. ku.edu Film:Los Inundados.Spencer Museum of Art Auditorium, 2 p.m., FREE, www.spencerart.ku.edu Exhibition: Sci-Fi Fermentation: The Impact of Science on the Natural World. Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., FREE, www.kemperart.org.* Funeral for a Friend with Biedle the Dream, LoveHateHero. The Granada, 7 p.m., $12, all ages, www. thegranada.com Play: A Congress of Women. William Inge Memorial Theatre, 5 p.m., $10-$12, www.kutheatre.com Knuckleheads Saloon 2719 Rochester St. Kansas City, Mo. 816-483-1456 Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art 4525 Oak St. Kansas City, Mo. 816-751-1278 The Rumblejets.The Record Bar,7 p.m,$7,21+,www. therecordbar.com* The Lepers, The Gleaners and General Sherman. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+, www.replaylounge.com Jared "Pete" Gile with True North. The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4, 21+. www.jazzhaus.com Kansas Music Hall of Fame 2006 Induction. Liberty Hall, 7 p.m., $30 - $40, all ages, www.libertyhall.net Boobie Trap Bar 1417 SW 6th St. Topeka 785-232-9008 Kemper Museum of Art 4420 Warwick Blvd. Kansas City, Mo. 816-561-3737 Uncle Bo's T-Town Bar 420 S.E. Sixth St. Topeka 785-234-5400 The Record Bar 1020 Westport Rd., Kansas City, Mo. 816-753-5207 Uptown Theater 3700 Broadway Kansas City, Mo. 816-753-8665 VooDoo Lounge at Harrah's Casino 777 Casino Center Dr. Hazelwood, Mo. 314-780-8100 03. 16.2006-JAYPLAY <03