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1 CAMPUS AUTHORITIES WRITE UP PEARSON SCHOLARSHIP HALL RESIDENTS FOR VIOLATING THE DORM'S ALCOHOL POLICY, CITING INCRIMINATING FACEBOOK PHOTOS.
CRASH UPSETS BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, WINS THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR
Cmon, kids, that's just lazy. If you want to drink underage, just walk a block to The Hawk.
Homphobes happy, racists sad, Jack Nicholson drunk as hell.
4 CHALK, "A MAGAZINE WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY KU STUDENTS," DEBUTS.
"This is the first time a magazine like this has been available for KU students," says one of Chalk's editors on the magazine's Web site. (Please note that you are reading this in Jayplay, a magazine written and produced by KU students.)
3 A NEW VIDEO SHOWS AN APATHETIC PRESIDENT BUSH RECEIVING WARNING THAT HURRICANE KATRINA COULD BREACH THE NEW ORLEANS LEVEES. In a related story, Kanye West is set to release his new single,"I Told You So...Bitches."
WAL-MART PLANS TO STOCK THE MORNING-AFTER PILL
6 KU DEFEATS K-STATE IN MEN'S BASKETBALL.
K-State hasn't beaten KU in Manhattan in over 20 years. It's not really funny, but it is true.
UNKNOWN ASSAILANT
ROBBS TWO PIZZA
DELIVERY DRIVERS IN
LAWRENCE.
In truth, the robber didn't really care about money,
he just wanted to use the phrase, "Drop the pie, hands to the sky!"
THE LAWRENCE CITY COMMISSION PASSES MARIJUANA ORDINANCE, INCREASING THE MINIMUM FINE TO $200.
Yello Sub employees are already asking for extra shifts to cover the "increased costs of living."
AUTISTIC HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL MANAGER IN NEW YORK SUITS UP FOR HIS TEAM'S FINAL GAME, NAILS SIX THREE-POINTERS IN THE CLOSING MINUTES. Note to Self: Begin recruiting players with neurocognitive disabilities; they are absolutely obscene from beyond the arr
CHRISTIAN ROCK REVIVALIST SCOTT STAPP APPEARS TO RECEIVE FELLATIO IN AN AMATEUR VIDEO WHILE PSEUDO-SOUTHERN ANTIHERO KID ROCK STANDS NEARBY.
As terribly as this story is, at least the dynamic duo has no plans to collaborate on an album.
Chris Raine and Dave Ruigh
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