NOTICE
FASHION TREND
Shake a leg and plant your stems into a pair of leggings. Cover them with a short skirt for the popular flashback look. Add a pair of heels or flats to create the perfect outfit for cruising on campus or a night on Mass Street. Austin Ice, Lawrence sophomore, says she bought a pair because they're perfect for transitional seasons. She can wear a mini skirt and still be warm, plus she doesn't have to worry about giving a glimpse of the goods.
Carolyn Tharp
WESCOE WIT
Guy 1: I love me my tators.
Guy 2: Love me tenders?
Guy 1: No, I said fucking taters.
Guy 2: Shut up.
Girl 1: OK great. I can't find my Spanish book.
Girl 2: Um, it's right here on the pink chair.
Girl 1: But I looked everywhere!
Girl 2: Well it's about two feet from you and I almost sat on it.
Girl 1: Whatever.
Guy: OK, next question. What is the famous quote said by General Sherman?
Girl 1: Damn the torpedoes?
Girl 2: War is hell?
Guy: You're right.
Girl 1: You keep knowing things.
Malinda Osborne
party foul
WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LEFTOVERS?!
Why is it that random, thoroughly sautéed people show up to a party, uninvited, and raid the refrigerator? To these intoxicated fools, anything within reach is fair game, which includes food and beer. So, a word of advice to all party hosts: hide the beer and guard the refrigerator. And to the uninvited drunks, keep away from the fridge.
David Helle
03.09.2006 JAYPLAY ⊗ 11