TABLE OF CONTENTS
CALENDAR what's going on
3
BITE kosher in college
7 OUT
balls + pins = fun
FEATURE oh, the perils of parking
NOTICE grills: Nelly and beyond
REVIEWS we tell you what we think
19
SPEAK growing up without a mom
EDITOR'S NOTE
I've had my fair share of run-ins with the KU Parking
Department.
Like everyone else, I've had the occasional ticket for not paying the meter at the gym. I once got a ticket for not being able to park straight (like needed
any more proof that I can't park worth a damn). My most
recent (and by recent, I mean Monday) ticket was the result
of an unpaid meter because I only had pennies due to a late night gas station soda run (stupid soda addiction). But my all-time favorite was this year when I parked, unknowingly, in a red zone for three weeks straight
envelope patiently waiting for me.Thankfully I've never had to deal with getting towed by the parking department.Malina Osborne's story chronicles the pain and frustration that the parking department can cause.I only hope it's the kind of pain that I will never have to endure.I'll just stick to trying to learn to park within the lines.
without getting a ticket, only to one day see a lovely pink
Lindsey Ramsey
JAYPLAYERS
EDITOR THE STAR Natalie Johnson
ASSOCIATE EDITOR→THE RAMDOG Lindsey Ramsey
CLERK➔GETS AROUND TOWN Andrew Campbell
DESIGNERS MAKE IT PRETTY
Becka Cremer
Jacky Carter
COPY EDITOR▶MAKES IT RIGHT
Meghan Miller
Tara Schupner
PHOTOGRAPHER $\rightarrow$ TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED
Kit Leffler
BITE $ \Rightarrow $ ALWAYS HAS THE MUNCHIES
Melissa Byrd
Carrie Hillard
Erin Wisdom
OUT*HITS THE TOWN
David Heller
Charissa Young
NOTICE→TAKES NOTE OF IT
Liz Nartowicz
Malinda Osborne
Carolyn Tharp
HEALTH $\Rightarrow$ KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY Marion Hixon Jason Shaad
CONTACT ➔ HELPS YOUR LOVE LIFE
Stefanie Graves
Kristen Maxwell
Rachel Zupek
CREATIVE CONSULTANT→KNOWS A LOT Carol Holstead
WRITE TO US
jayplay06@gmail.com
JAYPLAY
The University Daily Kansan
111 Stauffer-Flint Hall
1435 Jayhawk Blvd.
Lawrence,KS 66045
VOLUME 3,ISSUE 22
ABE&JAKES www.abejakes.com 841.5855
Friday: Open @ 5pm for the KU GAME
$2 Coors Lights
$2 JagerBombs
Game will be played on the Big Sceen over the Stage
Come Down Early—NO COVER!
02> JAYPLAY 03.09.2006
02257140