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Play at The Granada at Jayplay Live on April 13 & win a $250 Cash Prize
Email or submit demos to Rm 119 Stauffer-Flint by March 13 at 4pm
Three bands will be chosen and featured in Jayplay and Kansan.com as well as get an opportunity to play at The Granada and compete for a $250 Cash Prize.
Past winners include: Tri Point Paradox, Tanner Walle Epiphany & Groovelight
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE OVER SOMEONE ENOUGH TO START DATING AGAIN? TABATHA, SENIOR
Jessica: I think you're over someone when it no longer makes your stomach churn to hear his or her name mentioned, or when you can look at old photos of him or her without feeling like crap. Also when you no longer harbor any feelings for the person, good or bad. You may always love your ex, but don't let him or her consume your every thought. It takes more time than most are willing to wait, but make sure you're over the last one before you start dating someone new. Who wants a first date with you when you can't talk about anything but your ex?
Brian: I don't agree with Jessica at all. How better to get over an ex than to hook up with a random hottie right after your boyfriend
breaks your heart? If one-night stands aren't your thing, start pursuing that boy who's caught your eye since freshman year.There are already feelings towards him to keep you from thinking about your ex and there's plenty to learn about him (that you haven't already learned from stalking). Moral of the situation: the worst thing to do is sit around and mope about being single again. Then you'll just tear yourself apart wondering what you did wrong.Get right back out there and find that guy who loves everything about you.Even that bout of public lice you got from your ex.
IF YOU ARE DRUNK AND CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER, DOES IT COUNT IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER? MONA,FRESHMAN
Brian: So you mean to tell me if your boyfriend got drunk, blacked out and slept with your best friend, you wouldn't want to know about it right? What happens when you find your best friend has a baby and your boyfriend's actually the father? Don't be a moron While what constitutes cheating can be debated, the fact that you cheated cannot.
Jessica: No, because whatever you don't remember doesn't count right? Even if you wind up 3 weeks late and have this burning sensation in your
MY MAN CAN'T MAKE ME ORGASM. WHAT SHOULD I DO? KRISTY, JUNIOR
Jessica: First, you need to understand that a guy does not GIVE an orgasm; he's merely a facilitator helping her achieve something she can and should be able to do on her own. Technique is one thing, but knowing what YOU need and like is another. Can you have orgasm on your own? If not, don't expect him to have the magical touch. I recommend finding out what you like and then explicitly telling him what will get you off. If he follows what you say perfectly and it's still not working, perhaps the issue is more mental than physical, in which case you need to relax and talk it over with your guy. Maybe there's something going on beneath the surface that you two need to resolve. P.S. I hear the purple-and-white-striped vibrators from Priscilla's do the trick.
Brian: What you ideally would do is go back in time and make women evolve to climax faster. Guys had no problem evolving so they can have orgasms as soon as you touch them; women should have done the same. Since that isn't possible, you have to either get a better man or learn to pleasure yourself. If none of these work, I suggest you give up on men and invest in a lifetime supply of vibrators and AA batteries.
Editor's Note: Orgasm is a noun, not a verb. So "your man" can never make you orgasm. What he can do is make you have an orgasm (or not.)
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