HEALTH DID YOU KNOW
Mom always told me the white spots under my fingernails came from not drinking enough milk. Turns out she was wrong. The white spots, known to doctors as "leukonychia," are actually caused by minor injury to the base of your nails, according to www.DrWeil.com, a site maintained by Andrew Weil, a clinical professor of medicine at the University of Arizona's College of Medicine. Because the white spots don't develop until about six weeks after the injury, you probably won't remember hurting your finger. No wonder milk never helped.
Source: www.DrWeil.com Jason Shaad
THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT A NEW PAIR OF TREADS, WAIT UNTIL LATER IN THE DAY TO START. SHOPPING.
According to the American Podiatric Medical Association, feet tend to swell during the day as you walk around. As a result, afternoons and evenings are the best times to try on shoes because youre less likely to buy something that will fit too tight and, ultimately end up hurting your feet.
Jason Shaad
Mallory Smith, St.
Joseph, Mo., sophomore
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Linda Luckey assistant to the senior vice provost
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WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?
FAVORITE THING TO DO AS A MEANS OF PROCRASTINATION?
MOST ROMANTIC
SONG/MAKE OUT?
The coo-coo clocks in my grandparent's house.
WHAT ONE STATEMENT WOULD YOUR LOVED ONES AGREE ON ABOUT YOU?
Soduku puzzles. I stayed up until 3 a.m. last night working on them.
WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE DONE IN COLLEGE?
"I Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley
I never give up.
My friends and I stole a 20-foot fiberglass cow and put it on a friend's front lawn.
My first day of kindergarten.
All out names were on the desk and it freaked me out because I couldn't read.
Watch TV.
"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
I'm definitely much wackier than I seem. I'm really a goofball.
I peed behind a dumpster.
WESCOE WIT
**Girl** (spits)
**Guy:** Ah, that's gross!
**Girl:** Whatever, you do it all the time.
**Guy:** But I'a my girl.
**Girl:** So am I.
**Guy:** No you're not.
**Girl:** Yes I am. Maybe you'd notice if you spent more time on foreplay.
Girl 1: Where were you yesterday?
Girl 2: I had to charge my iPod.
Girl 1: You missed class to charge your iPod?
Girl 2: I wasn't going to walk to class without music.
Girl: How was your Valentine's?
Guy: Okay, we stayed in and watched a movie. You?
Girl: We went to Quinton's.
Guy: How was that?
Girl: Disgusting, all night it was like last call. Everyone trying to find a Valentine's hook-up.
Guy 1! I don't get why people put ketchup on steak. It ruins it.
Guy 2: It's a white trash thing.
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Liz Nartowicz
www.liznartowicz.com